Could anyone check my polish? What can i improve?

oh please tell us more.
I love drama!:)

haha ok then
so i called my old love
he has got gf now so i was a bit sad
actually i want to get him back :D
during conversation all memories came back ah, hes ideal
:)

and hows going here?

love sensations...wow ! ;)

It's off topic but i read about him in Pascal guidebook when i first time came to DK. Paradox is that Poles think he was Polish, Danes that he was Danish... Also Norway, Sweden, Portugal want him ;). I don't want to write redundant things here so if you think it's interesting find on google :P

ok i can see that you have more interesting topic here ;)

Thanks bamse ;)

oh just two posts :)
i wont say anything more about it, promise :D

hmm are you thankfull or sarcastic? ;)
Wyspianska get him back before he gets married. I have some experience about that...

damn, even dont tell me :(
if this sh*it about two halfs of apple is true, he is my half for sure

I think i'm more thankful ;)
If you don't believe me, i can look in Google now :p

Okay i found it in Wikipedia, interesting story ;) so Polish, Danish, Norwegian, German...Portuguese... :p maybe Dutch LoL

Wow you are inquisitive :). Yes it's interesting story. Well everyone wants to be first ;).

LoL ;) It reminds me of another story : Count Maurycy Beniowski, he was a sailor/pirate, apparently born in Poland and claimed himself as Polish. But Hungary wants him...as another country but i don't remember which one...he pronounced himself "King of Madagascar" :p LoL

Never heard about him before or probably just don't remember. Pirates stories are boys stuff ;). But I'm inquisive too (Google rulez). Third country is Slovakia. What I found interesting is that probably Mauritius was named after Beniowski. Lol :P

That's what they say (about Mauritius), i looked for it, and it's said that Mauritius was named after a Dutch sailor... LoL

Right, right, right. Thx for correcting ;). You can never trust information from internet...

LoL ;) if you look in Wikipedia "Sillings" you will see that they gave their name to the Polish region, Silesia...don't know if it's true :p

Hei, Porta!
Ja, det vil jeg gjerne. Hvorfra kommer du saa? Jeg var een gang i Oslo aa det var jo mange aar siden. Jeg ved, at jeg skriver "riksmaal"/"dansk"/ nu, aa ikkje rigtigt "norsk". Men jeg kan forstaa alting, som du har skrivit aa kan laese norske aviser uten problem. Har du ogsaa vaert i Polen? Jeg kenner Szczecin.

Vi snakker mere lite senere.
Ha' det godt!

Marek