Folks......I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream, about me, about you.....about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the...cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area, maybe in the liver....maybe in the kidneys....maybe even in the colon. We Don't know:
I'm a regular Joe, with a Regualr Job, I'm your average white....suburban eyed slob. I like football and porno, and books about war.
I've got an av-er-age house...with a nice hardwood floor. My wife, and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on the table... and a Cuban cigaaar.
BUT SOMETIME'S THATS JUST NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP A MAN LIKE ME INTRESTED! Oh no, NO WAY, uh uh, NO I"VE GOTTA GO OUT AND HAVE FUN, at someone else's expense. Whoa yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I drive really slow...in the ultra fast lane, while people, behind me, are goin insane. I'M AN @SSHOLE! He's an @sshole what an @ssholiole.
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