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Ever been on a date from hell?

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sledzThreads: 29 Posts: 3,202 Joined: Sep 19, 06	Edited by: sledz Oct 19, 07, 23:00 / #
Quoting: beckski He's an octupus, I had to fight off his tentacles! Busy hands are happy hands..:) Quoting: beckski he also spent about an hour showing me his portfolio. of his conquests?? jk

svengoolaThreads: - Posts: 84 Joined: Jan 14, 07	Oct 19, 07, 23:54 / #
Quoting: sledz Busy hands are happy hands..:) The busier they are, the happier they become ^^

0Adam0Threads: - Posts: 40 Joined: Oct 7, 07	Oct 22, 07, 07:23 / #
Quoting: svengoola The busier they are, the happier they become ^^ LMAO Ain't that the truth. Well we aren't all bad :P. I've had some bad dates, but I wouldn't say one form hell. Though I had a "Dance from Hell" once. It was a function at the rugby club. Dance club style stuff. This lady - Not the most attractive of ladies (although I don't judge merely on looks) She was dressed in a Police Woman's costume that was about 2 sizes too small and ...well it wasn't a pretty sight. Came up to me and put her arms around my waist and just started dancing - it's dance ettiquette to allow her to continue, so i tried to make a little distance between us, slowly. I pulled away, apparently, a little too far and she pulled me back and tried to grind with me! Now bare in mind this lady was a good size wider than me and about half my height. I don't think I could have grinded with her, even if I wanted to! I'm not a shallow man, honestly. But she wasn't the prettiest and her teeth looked like they hadn't been brushed in a couple of days, I'm pretty sure there was still something stuck in between them. And she was a little more than inebreiated. I had to grab a hold of her to stop her falling, which of course she took as a good sign and started to try and kiss me. So I distracted her by asking her name etc; she was like - "Do you have a girlfriend?" her "Nope" me "Don't you wanted one?" her "Nope." me "Oh" her (At this point I felt really harsh) "Nah I just want to be single at the moment" me "Oh yeah, Just having fun winks eh?" her "Yeah...." me Luckily I managed to catch a mates eye, who then came over and said he need my help with another mate. So I said I'd probably be on the dance floor later. It was incredibly embarrassing. Although sometimes we say we do. Guys generally don't want a girl who is so drunk she slurs and falls over etc. And her slobbering all over isn't my idea of and attractive sophisticated girl. I felt more sorry for another mate - he was nicer than I was and let her kiss him. Apparently she slobbered all over him too. Personally I like my women to be able to stand unaided :P, at least when they're supposed to anyway haha. EE I sound so up myself - I don't mean to - I'm down to earth, nice... honest..I AM!!! :P lol.

krysiaThreads: 26 Posts: 3,604 Joined: Aug 10, 06	Oct 22, 07, 10:55 / #
Quoting: 0Adam0 she pulled me back and tried to grind with me! Quoting: 0Adam0 I don't think I could have grinded with her, even if I wanted to! Forgive my ignorance, but what does "grind someone mean"? Never heard that expression.

0Adam0Threads: - Posts: 40 Joined: Oct 7, 07	Oct 22, 07, 12:25 / #
Quoting: krysia Forgive my ignorance, but what does "grind someone mean"? Never heard that expression. HEHE It when you dance really close with your legs inbetween eachother and rub close together moving up and down haha. It sounds a lot worse than it is. I've got a link here Takes 15 seconds to get into it properly - but it gives you an idea.

krysiaThreads: 26 Posts: 3,604 Joined: Aug 10, 06	Oct 22, 07, 15:16 / #
Ohhh. Thank you. It's like "Dirty Dancing" :)

0Adam0Threads: - Posts: 40 Joined: Oct 7, 07	Oct 23, 07, 03:47 / #
kind of lol. but yeah - it really wouldn't work haha. what about you? ever had anything like that?

KilklineThreads: 3 Posts: 894 Joined: Jul 23, 07	Oct 23, 07, 03:52 / #
Quoting: _Sofi_ he held my hand... and i recoiled because there was this huge blister on his and it felt disgusting Men often develop these when they've been single for a while.

0Adam0Threads: - Posts: 40 Joined: Oct 7, 07	Oct 23, 07, 11:34 / #
Quoting: Kilkline Men often develop these when they've been single for a while. hey! that's not tr..... oh who am i kidding ;)

szarlotkaThreads: 14 Posts: 3,349 Joined: Feb 20, 07	Oct 23, 07, 12:06 / #
Quoting: beckski Ever been on a date from hell? Every time. I guess I was just unlucky. What are the odds on every date going so badly wrong? Still one of them saw the hidden beauty and charm in me LOL

LizaThreads: 4 Posts: 163 Joined: Oct 28, 07	Oct 28, 07, 06:07 / #
Two dates from hell... First bad date... my boss at a temping job 'took pity' on me as I was new to the country and set me up with a friend of his from university, Dan, a city broker. I brought him a drink, then when we went to the restaurant, he pointedly stated "I'm having only a house salad" then looked at me... While we were waiting for the meals, he said "All Aussie and Kiwi girls are easy, but you have to get them before they've been here too long". I went to the ladies, stopped by the head waiters, gave the waiter fifteen pounds for my meal and a tip, and left without returning to the table. The next day I asked the agency to find me a new assignment. Second Bad Date... Met him through a social function for my sports team, and he asked me out for a drink, which I agreed. When we met for the date, during the social chit chat he admitted that he hadn't known anyone in the team, just found the event posting on a forum and decided to turn up. When I asked why, as he had been alone at the function, he said it was because his mates had told him Aussie girls give good oral, although Kiwis do it better. Then he said 'Which (nationality) are you again?'. This time I was a lot more braver - got up, poured the little I still had left of my drink on his crotch, and walked right out, while he was screaming at me.

miranda	Edited by: miranda Oct 28, 07, 07:32 / #
been on some, but why would I talk about it - it's in the past thank God. I know that many great dates await me in teh future though:)

kotekanrooThreads: - Posts: 3 Joined: Nov 1, 07	Nov 4, 07, 22:04 / #
All my bad relationship stories start out "There was this miserable American guy and......." I finally figured out me and American men don't mix but I do well with foreign men........ so well that I've managed to get and stay married 5 yrs and have a baby and we want a 2nd baby.

polishgirltx	Nov 4, 07, 22:23 / #
Quoting: miranda I know that many great dates await me in teh future though:) yeah... it feels good :)

moonmustangThreads: 2 Posts: 50 Joined: Oct 21, 07	Nov 4, 07, 22:46 / #
Quoting: kotekanroo I finally figured out me and American men don't mix but I do well with foreign men........ I finally figured this out too - I figured since I was an American that I must good with American men, but not the case. Thank goodness for moments of clarity!!!

kotekanrooThreads: - Posts: 3 Joined: Nov 1, 07	Nov 9, 07, 09:29 / #
LOL exactly

randompalThreads: 7 Posts: 431 Joined: Jul 10, 07	Nov 9, 07, 09:44 / #
Quoting: Liza got up, poured the little I still had left of my drink on his crotch, and walked right out classic!

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