The sounds of Polish porn

Quoting: jnowiski

i have a friend who, when he was younger, he and a bunch of his friends were at this guys house, and when the kid went to take a shower they loaded the computer screen with midget porn and midget/beastiality, and the kids mom came in the room when he was in the shower. when we heard about it we all had a really good laugh at that.

...lol, still makes me laugh to this day. ahh, good times.

QacerThreads: 44 Posts: 120 Joined: Jul 9, 07	Aug 13, 07, 17:54 / #
I'm sorry if anyone will be offended with this posting. On my recent trip to Poland, I noticed that late night TV channels show naked women. I found this surprising because I never see nudity on public TV in the US and the fact that Poland is mainly Catholic, the church would have thrown a fit already. It makes me wonder. In the US, porn actresses are normally depicted as screaming "YES" multiple times while being rammed. Do Polish porn actresses scream "TAK" multiple times as well? If that were true, for non-Polish speakers, I would imagine it as sounding like cackling hens.

portaThreads: 24 Posts: 354 Joined: Jul 16, 07	Aug 13, 07, 17:57 / #
Not for us from Norway ,here Tak(or spelled takk in norwegian) means Thank you :P

glowaThreads: 1 Posts: 305 Joined: Apr 6, 06	Edited by: glowa Aug 13, 07, 18:01 / #
hmm, this must be quite a funky experience, for a Norwegian guy makin love to a Polish girl who keeps on thanking him, loudly :) would be like top-notch appreciation, wouldn't it? to the subject, I've never seen Polish porn.

_Sofi_	Aug 13, 07, 18:07 / #
Quoting: glowa hmm, this must be quite a funky experience, for a Norwegian guy makin love to a Polish girl who keeps on thanking him, loudly :) would be like top-notch appreciation, wouldn't it? to the subject, I've never seen Polish porn That's excellent! An interesting question too =P

portaThreads: 24 Posts: 354 Joined: Jul 16, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:09 / #
Quoting: glowa hmm, this must be quite a funky experience, for a Norwegian guy makin love to a Polish girl who keeps on thanking him, loudly :) Well ,it has happened ,but nok loud ,just soft and happy moaning ;)

QacerThreads: 44 Posts: 120 Joined: Jul 9, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:14 / #
Quoting: glowa hmm, this must be quite a funky experience, for a Norwegian guy makin love to a Polish girl who keeps on thanking him, loudly :) Hahaha.. That's if a Polish girl would actually scream "Tak" multiple times. I don't know the answer to that, yet.

osiolThreads: 59 Posts: 4,714 Joined: Jul 25, 07	Edited by: osiol Aug 13, 07, 18:23 / #
Quoting: glowa I've never seen Polish porn. How many members would admit to it if they had?

_Sofi_	Edited by: _Sofi_ Aug 13, 07, 18:25 / #
Quoting: osiol How many members would admit to it if they had? nice highlight there! I so would if I had - porn amuses me so...

jnowiskiThreads: 3 Posts: 191 Joined: Jun 11, 07	Edited by: jnowiski Aug 13, 07, 18:26 / #
Quoting: _Sofi_ nice highlight there! I so would if I had - porn amuses me so... lol, i don't think i've ever heard a woman admit to this. but i must say...thats awesome

osiolThreads: 59 Posts: 4,714 Joined: Jul 25, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:29 / #
Quoting: _Sofi_ porn amuses me so... Especially the German stuff. I keep seeing that you've edited your posts. I imagine this: "Look, Osioł's coming! Quick! Change it to something harmless!"

_Sofi_	Aug 13, 07, 18:30 / #
Quoting: jnowiski lol, i don't think i've ever heard a woman admit to this. but i must say...thats awesome Lol me and mate were in another friend's house and when she left her room we kept turning it to her (gay guys) porn channel and waiting 'til she returned ... I think it came up on her parents' bills and stuff... (that's mostly why we were doing it =P) Some strange stuff did we see! I can't help but just laughing at it all though

osiolThreads: 59 Posts: 4,714 Joined: Jul 25, 07	Edited by: osiol Aug 13, 07, 18:32 / #
The exaggerated moaning and groaning gets me every time! But I haven't heard this done in Polish. Question: Are you looking at porn? Answer: Of course I am! Is there anything else on the internet? EDIT: I've just looked back at this page and I am at least as bad. Sometimes it's just a comma, other times it's the entire plot...

glowaThreads: 1 Posts: 305 Joined: Apr 6, 06	Aug 13, 07, 18:38 / #
Quoting: osiol midget karzeł? yup, there's also a word 'liliput' - not used often I reckon

osiolThreads: 59 Posts: 4,714 Joined: Jul 25, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:40 / #
Quoting: glowa yup, there's also a word 'liliput' - not used often I reckon I mis-read Karzel from a dictionary. I started learning Polish by ear from workmates and wasn't used to see it written. So I now refer to taRZan not being a kar-zel.

_Sofi_	Edited by: _Sofi_ Aug 13, 07, 18:31 / #
Quoting: osiol I keep seeing that you've edited your posts. I imagine this: "Look, Osioł's coming! Quick! Change it to something harmless!" a little paranoia never hurt the donkey... I shall continue to edit =) hehehe

jnowiskiThreads: 3 Posts: 191 Joined: Jun 11, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:33 / #
Quoting: _Sofi_ Lol me and mate were in another friend's house and when she left her room we kept turning it to her (gay guys) porn channel and waiting 'til she returned ... I think it came up on her parents' bills and stuff... (that's mostly why we were doing it =P) Some strange stuff did we see! I can't help but just laughing at it all though thats pretty funny! i have a friend who, when he was younger, he and a bunch of his friends were at this guys house, and when the kid went to take a shower they loaded the computer screen with midget porn and midget/beastiality, and the kids mom came in the room when he was in the shower. when we heard about it we all had a really good laugh at that. ...lol, still makes me laugh to this day. ahh, good times.

osiolThreads: 59 Posts: 4,714 Joined: Jul 25, 07	Edited by: osiol Aug 13, 07, 18:34 / #
Hello, Sofi. You about to do some editing?

_Sofi_	Aug 13, 07, 18:36 / #
Quoting: jnowiski i have a friend who, when he was younger, he and a bunch of his friends were at this guys house, and when the kid went to take a shower they loaded the computer screen with midget porn and midget/beastiality, and the kids mom came in the room when he was in the shower. when we heard about it we all had a really good laugh at that. ...lol, still makes me laugh to this day. ahh, good times. Evil!!! =)

MoonThreads: - Posts: 62 Joined: Apr 19, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:40 / #
LMAO--I busted a gut on reading this thread... Quoting: glowa a funky experience, for a Norwegian guy makin love to a Polish girl who keeps on thanking him, loudly :) Quoting: Qacer screaming "YES" multiple times while being rammed. Do Polish porn actresses scream "TAK" multiple times as well? This is hilarious.... I do not however have much insite on the porn industry as it does nothing for me. Just a personal opinion but I think hard core is degrading to the female body.--or male -whichever is being done the injustice. / don't get me wrong. naked bodies are great, but when done in a tasteful or conceptual manner...

MoonThreads: - Posts: 62 Joined: Apr 19, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:41 / #
**I may have just made myself sound really uptight.. but just take it for it

osiolThreads: 59 Posts: 4,714 Joined: Jul 25, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:42 / #
Quoting: Moon naked bodies are great My avatar shows only my head - in this picture, I'm actually completely nekkid!

_Sofi_	Aug 13, 07, 18:45 / #
Quoting: osiol My avatar shows only my head - in this picture, I'm actually completely nekkid! =o oh my... why don't you put up the rest of pic? Scared Wyspianska's drawing was too close to truth (lack of... coughs)

MoonThreads: - Posts: 62 Joined: Apr 19, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:46 / #
lol... *mental picture...[maybe not] humm... funny

jnowiskiThreads: 3 Posts: 191 Joined: Jun 11, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:47 / #
Quoting: _Sofi_ =o oh my... why don't you put up the rest of pic? Scared Wyspianska's drawing was too close to truth (lack of... coughs) i said it before, and i'll say it again. you ladies are just pure brutal!! :D

MoonThreads: - Posts: 62 Joined: Apr 19, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:47 / #
Quoting: _Sofi_ (lack of... coughs) :)

Grzegorz_Threads: 81 Posts: 6,208 Joined: Nov 16, 06	Aug 13, 07, 18:47 / #
Quoting: Qacer I noticed that late night TV channels show naked women. Maybe adverts of these stupid hotlines ? Besides there are tones of porn in the internet, so anyone may find It any time...

southernThreads: 116 Posts: 10,947 Joined: May 17, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:48 / #
Polish porn is exciting.Polish actresses really act and are not plastic,artificial ug's.

osiolThreads: 59 Posts: 4,714 Joined: Jul 25, 07	Aug 13, 07, 18:50 / #
Quoting: _Sofi_ =o oh my... why don't you put up the rest of pic? Scared Wyspianska's drawing was too close to truth (lack of... coughs) Not nearly enough room on such a small picture! Quoting: Grzegorz_ Maybe adverts of these stupid hotlines Can I phone one up and hear some "TAK TAK", or just the sound of my bank balance decreasing?

Grzegorz_Threads: 81 Posts: 6,208 Joined: Nov 16, 06	Aug 13, 07, 18:50 / #
I once watched German porn and after that had enough of this stuff for many weeks.

_Sofi_	Aug 13, 07, 18:50 / #
Quoting: Grzegorz_ Grzegorz_ do you have an answer for the thread's question? =P