Help translating for Mustard Museum

ajhoov:

Please pass the mustard. - Proszę podać musztarde.
Do you know where I can buy some hot mustard? - Wiesz gdzie mogę kupić ostrą musztarde?
Why is there no mustard on the table? - Dlaczego nie ma musztardy na stole?
There are seven mustards in my luggage. Is that a problem? - W moim bagażu jest siedem musztard. Czy to problem?
A thief has stolen my mustard. - Złodziej ukradł moją musztarde.
I have come to your country for the mustard. - Przyjechałem do Twojego kraju po musztarde.
The peasants make very fine mustards here. - Rolnicy robią tutaj doskonałą musztarde.
Does your president eat a lot of mustard? - Czy Twój prezydent je dużo musztardy?
What? No mustard?! - Co? Nie ma musztardy?!

ajhoovThreads: 1 Joined: Oct 1, 09	Oct 1, 09, 19:17 / #
We're doing a goofy, travel themed catalogue for the National Mustard Museum, and I'm looking for help translating these mustard sentences to Polish....even just a couple would be great! Please pass the mustard. Do you know here I can buy some hot mustard? Why is there no mustard on the table? There are seven mustards in my luggage. Is that a problem? A thief has stolen my mustard. I have come to your country for the mustard. The peasants make very fine mustards here. Does your president eat a lot of mustard? I shall report your use of ketchup to the United Nations. What? No mustard?!

pgtxThreads: 48 Posts: 6,268 Joined: Feb 14, 09 [Moderator]	Oct 1, 09, 19:30 / #
ajhoov: Please pass the mustard. - Proszę podać musztarde. Do you know where I can buy some hot mustard? - Wiesz gdzie mogę kupić ostrą musztarde? Why is there no mustard on the table? - Dlaczego nie ma musztardy na stole? There are seven mustards in my luggage. Is that a problem? - W moim bagażu jest siedem musztard. Czy to problem? A thief has stolen my mustard. - Złodziej ukradł moją musztarde. I have come to your country for the mustard. - Przyjechałem do Twojego kraju po musztarde. The peasants make very fine mustards here. - Rolnicy robią tutaj doskonałą musztarde. Does your president eat a lot of mustard? - Czy Twój prezydent je dużo musztardy? What? No mustard?! - Co? Nie ma musztardy?! more or less...

OsiedleRuda	Edited by: OsiedleRuda Oct 1, 09, 20:37 / #
pgtx: Why is there no mustard on the table? - Dlaczego nie ma musztardy na stole? Dlaczego kurwa nie ma musztardy na stole? is probably more likely in practice :D Is there really a "Muzeum Musztardy" though??? :D I mean, mustard is nice and all that, but a museum full of it??? :)

jonniThreads: 26 Posts: 4,189 Joined: Nov 27, 07	Oct 1, 09, 21:13 / #
"The peasants make very fine mustards here. - Rolnicy robią tutaj doskonałą musztarde." Lovely translations, really nice, but Rolnicy = Farmers. Chłopy = Peasants, which is closer to the tone of the original maybe.