Don't wish to appear rude, but the borsht (sorry, proper Polish "barszczt..")-belt humor is rather out of place, plus, your remarks essentially teach us nothing.
Guess I seem the proverbial sour-pickle puss, but, the last part particularly rubbed me the wrong way.
Marek, I strongly disagree, but your entitled to your opinion and I take note.
I was demonstrating the use of first person and third person, or snobbery as some people like to call it ;-) , (I would, One would) in what I considered to be a humorous manner.
This construction doesn't really exist in Polish from what I've been taught.
I'm sorry you didn't find it humorous, I'm going off for a good cry now!