^no you didn't^ that story is complete b.s. Jesus h. christ at least make it a believable lie, not some cereal box version of the Hussar Kid.Mattmack: When I was a kid in the 1970's, I had a unique way of dealing with other kids who ridiculed me for being of Polish descent. I used to put on a white T-shirt that had a big red Polish eagle on the front, and I would take any opportunity catch each kid alone and beat the snot out of him. As my "targets" fell one by one, my white t-shirt had a few nice blood spatters from nose-punches which I would never allow my mom to wash. :) Yes, yes it's a bit morbid but thoroughly effective. I felt like a super-hero, Captain Polish or something ;p ...complete b.s.
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