Polish converts: When did you have your revelation?

polandowns:

To all those who have converted to praising Poland and Poland alone: When did you have your realization that the only way to be saved from eternal damnation in Poland e and to live in eternal happiness in Poland A was to declare Poland your savior and condemn russia?

My revelation was a couple of years ago: I realized that Poland was the only way to eternal life and I vowed to never be condemned to the cardboard hell that is Poland e.

polandownsThreads: 10 Posts: 31 Joined: Jun 7, 09	Oct 5, 09, 05:10 / #
To all those who have converted to praising Poland and Poland alone: When did you have your realization that the only way to be saved from eternal damnation in Poland e and to live in eternal happiness in Poland A was to declare Poland your savior and condemn russia? My revelation was a couple of years ago: I realized that Poland was the only way to eternal life and I vowed to never be condemned to the cardboard hell that is Poland e.

KsysiaThreads: 39 Posts: 545 Joined: May 6, 09	Oct 5, 09, 12:09 / #
What is Poland e?

MareGaeaThreads: 45 Posts: 5,527 Joined: Feb 6, 08	Edited by: MareGaea Oct 5, 09, 13:24 / #
polandowns: To all those who have converted to praising Poland and Poland alone: When did you have your realization that the only way to be saved from eternal damnation in Poland e and to live in eternal happiness in Poland A was to declare Poland your savior and condemn russia? My revelation was a couple of years ago: I realized that Poland was the only way to eternal life and I vowed to never be condemned to the cardboard hell that is Poland e. What the heck are you talking about? I don't understand a single thing you've written. M-G (meeting over, still grumpy)

SokratesThreads: 19 Posts: 4,464 Joined: Jan 19, 09 [Suspended]	Oct 5, 09, 15:15 / #
polandowns: My revelation was a couple of years ago: I realized that Poland was the only way to eternal life And then the sky went pink and clouds started talking, ten days later doctors brought you out from acid induced coma.

George8600Threads: 20 Posts: 1,114 Joined: Feb 19, 09	Oct 5, 09, 15:50 / #
What this "Poland e" you speak of?

SzwedwPolsceThreads: 13 Posts: 1,915 Joined: Feb 21, 09	Oct 5, 09, 15:59 / #
polandowns: To all those who have converted to praising Poland and Poland alone: When did you have your realization that the only way to be saved from eternal damnation in Poland e and to live in eternal happiness in Poland A was to declare Poland your savior and condemn russia? My revelation was a couple of years ago: I realized that Poland was the only way to eternal life and I vowed to never be condemned to the cardboard hell that is Poland e. Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)?

KsysiaThreads: 39 Posts: 545 Joined: May 6, 09	Oct 5, 09, 17:55 / #
SzwedwPolsce: (LSD)? By the post, please.

OsiedleRuda	Oct 5, 09, 18:06 / #
George8600: What this "Poland e" you speak of? MDMA pills with a "Polski Orzeł" stamped on :D MareGaea: What the heck are you talking about? I don't understand a single thing you've written. Glad it's not just me. He makes it sound like becoming a Buddhist or something :) polandowns: cardboard hell Don't you mean concrete? lol

polandownsThreads: 10 Posts: 31 Joined: Jun 7, 09	Oct 6, 09, 00:13 / #
Poland e is a place full of cardboard boxes where all of the bad people go. Poland A is located in Poland, of course. Poland B is the surrounding nice areas. etc etc etc and Poland e is siberia. Basically in Poland e you live in a box for being so bad. But in Poland r, you no sit in cardboard box, cardboard box sit on you.

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,158 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Oct 6, 09, 00:41 / #
What did the doctor tell you about revelations? ;) ;)

Marek11111Threads: 49 Posts: 1,953 Joined: Aug 6, 09	Oct 8, 09, 02:06 / #
polandwns you need to stop drinking or get off the meds

mark007Threads: 1 Posts: 74 Joined: Jan 19, 09	Edited by: mark007 Oct 8, 09, 10:22 / #
Is Poland e a reference to the average cup size of polish women? heheheh

DiceThreads: 20 Posts: 677 Joined: Nov 27, 07	Edited by: Dice Oct 8, 09, 10:35 / #
polandowns I think there should be an age minimum for these forums. Anyone under 14, like this kid, should not be allowed to troll forums like PF.

SeanBMThreads: 41 Posts: 8,726 Joined: Mar 10, 08	Edited by: SeanBM Oct 8, 09, 10:49 / #
polandowns: To all those who have converted to praising Poland and Poland alone In that case, I think there are a lot of atheists on here :) I had my revelation when I first came to Krakow and fell in love with the place. Dice: I think there should be an age minimum for these forums. Physical or mental age limit? People must act their age not their shoe size.

southernThreads: 116 Posts: 10,949 Joined: May 17, 07	Oct 8, 09, 09:28 / #
I prefer Poland F.

szczeciniakThreads: 5 Posts: 119 Joined: Sep 8, 09	Oct 8, 09, 11:50 / #
polandwns ! are You by any chance? come from pravda forum?

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,158 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Oct 8, 09, 12:26 / #
The revelation was in May 2004 ;)

drew128Threads: 3 Posts: 64 Joined: Jun 3, 07	Oct 8, 09, 12:42 / #
After many visits to the then future wife's village, were I enjoyed the visits, but never considered living there. Possible the thoughts of outside toilet, horse pulling a plough did not really figure in my western ideas of acceptable living standards, but for a few days at a time I liked it. My revelation came in 2005 during the first hot summer I spent there. The furnace was off as the heating is not needed, so heat water on the stove for washing. I got shown a tin bath outside with water heated from laying in the sun in a hose pipe. I got in thinking how do people live like this, about half way through my bath I thought, this is actually perfect. From that point I though I wanted to live and not just visit Poland.

szkotja2007Threads: 38 Posts: 2,544 Joined: Dec 29, 06	Oct 8, 09, 12:46 / #
Were you staying in the Hotel Mercure Gdansk by any chance ? drew128: so heat water on the stove for washing. I got shown a tin bath outside with water heated from laying in the sun in a hose pipe.

drew128Threads: 3 Posts: 64 Joined: Jun 3, 07	Oct 8, 09, 13:28 / #
szkotja2007: Were you staying in the Hotel Mercure Gdansk by any chance ? I can see were your going with this, but I have stayed in several hotels in places like Belarus were at one hotel was given the key and some toilet paper. Even touring in the Poland 20 years ago I never got a bad hotel as such, they have a bed and something to wash with, One place in the UK couldn't even manage that, so I stripped off in the carpark and had a shower. 2 large bottles of water it took and a round of applause from the people in Wetherspoons across the road.

polandownsThreads: 10 Posts: 31 Joined: Jun 7, 09	Oct 8, 09, 23:22 / #
Dice: I'm 16 and definitely a hell of a lot more intellegent than you are, so I wouldn't make general statements like that. I'm just spreading love for Poland on a "Polish" Forum, so I'm not trolling as you would say.

aphrodisiacThreads: 22 Posts: 3,998 Joined: Apr 15, 09	Oct 8, 09, 23:29 / #
polandowns: I'm 16 and definitely a hell of a lot more intellegent than you are, so I wouldn't make general statements like that. then please explain the "box is sitting on you" statement please.

polandownsThreads: 10 Posts: 31 Joined: Jun 7, 09	Oct 8, 09, 23:38 / #
Instead of living in a cardboard box (like in Poland e), in Poland r you live on the cold, barren grounds of Siberia with a box on top of you.

aphrodisiacThreads: 22 Posts: 3,998 Joined: Apr 15, 09	Oct 8, 09, 23:48 / #
polandowns: Instead of living in a cardboard box (like in Poland e), in Poland r you live on the cold, barren grounds of Siberia with a box on top of you. It must be my brain not working today because I still don't follow your train of thinking. Maybe because I have not had a revelation yet. How does one get one?

mafketisThreads: 17 Posts: 1,880 Joined: Mar 31, 08	Oct 8, 09, 23:55 / #
I think we have a new challenger to reigning champion Crow in the Most Insane Commenter Sweepstakes.

szarlotkaThreads: 14 Posts: 3,349 Joined: Feb 20, 07	Oct 8, 09, 23:57 / #
polandowns: I'm 16 and definitely a hell of a lot more intellegent than you are Nope, 16 and from a different dimension more like.

polandownsThreads: 10 Posts: 31 Joined: Jun 7, 09	Edited by: polandowns Oct 9, 09, 00:20 / #
I have a good imagination; that has no effect on my intelligence. If anything, its positive. Be imaginative and think of the Poland e that I envision.

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,158 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Oct 9, 09, 00:30 / #
Ta, dupa! That's your revelation right there.

BrutalButcherThreads: 1 Posts: 623 Joined: Nov 10, 09	Nov 10, 09, 19:33 / #
**** Russia Poland owns