Satire: Poland on Uncyclopedia

Currency
The national currency of Poland is the litre (litr). It is produced in denominations of 100mL, 200mL, 355mL, 500mL, 1L and 0,7L. Unlike most other countries, polish money is not minted from metal or printed on paper, but rather is distributed in the form of the transparent liquid, described below. An exchange rate of roughly 8 euros for 1 litre is typically available. Litres are produced by many privately licensed foundries which are owned and strictly controlled by the aristocracy. Counterfeiting is rampant (particularly outside the major cities and in student dormitories) in Poland since litres can be distilled from rain or illegally drawn from rivers.

TheOtherThreads: 5 Posts: 1,584 Joined: Jul 13, 09	Edited by: TheOther Oct 28, 09, 06:05 / #
Really funny web site! I love the entries for Poland, Australia and the USA. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poland http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poleland :)

derek trotterThreads: 12 Posts: 252 Joined: Apr 10, 09	Oct 28, 09, 06:09 / #
TheOther much better is http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page try Poland or other interesting things ;)

DiceThreads: 20 Posts: 677 Joined: Nov 27, 07	Edited by: Dice Oct 28, 09, 08:12 / #
TheOther: Really funny web site! I love the entries for Poland, Australia and the USA. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poland LOL, I loved that, so funny! Currency The national currency of Poland is the litre (litr). It is produced in denominations of 100mL, 200mL, 355mL, 500mL, 1L and 0,7L. Unlike most other countries, polish money is not minted from metal or printed on paper, but rather is distributed in the form of the transparent liquid, described below. An exchange rate of roughly 8 euros for 1 litre is typically available. Litres are produced by many privately licensed foundries which are owned and strictly controlled by the aristocracy. Counterfeiting is rampant (particularly outside the major cities and in student dormitories) in Poland since litres can be distilled from rain or illegally drawn from rivers.

GaaThreads: 2 Posts: 179 Joined: Oct 26, 09	Oct 28, 09, 09:19 / #
hahaha i saw it several years ago. i showed it also to a friend from another country about her own country but she got offenced_

SokratesThreads: 19 Posts: 4,464 Joined: Jan 19, 09 [Suspended]	Edited by: Sokrates Oct 28, 09, 10:54 / #
Polish Polish people are'nt allowed into Limerick or they'll be stabbed Lmao. The first written mentions of Poland come exclusively from nations and other entities (especially tourists who made a wrong turn three hours before and mentally retarded children), whom raided, raped, eviscerated and ****** up whole country several times. But fun ends, when one guy with idiotic nickname Mieszko said "Enough, you fucknuts!". Ahahahahaahh, thats the best f*cking description i ever saw, and its totally accurate!