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What is the best car to impress a polish girl?


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southernThreads: 116
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Is a Ziguli enough?
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fiat maluch. You get to sit closer
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krysia:
fiat maluch. You get to sit closer

Correct!
Shawn_H   Mar 20, 09, 22:48 /  #
southern:
What is the best car to impress a polish girl?

The one without the horse pulling it.
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it not about a car, it's about the driver!
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Olasz:
it not about a car, it's about the driver!

oh dear, i'm doomed!
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Olasz:
it not about a car, it's about the driver!

Then I will take a chauffeure.
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Save your money, your passport will suffice.
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I'm (somewhat) sorry to rain on your parade but men don't need to have a "best car" to impress a woman. Men just have to be their (best) selves just like women should be.

Since you 'ladies' discuss men as a whole then the fact that men invented cars should be adequate admiration enough for our sex.

Now, if there is some automobile that you like, go ahead and discuss the merits of that vehicle. You don't need to have a man "sway" you. Come to think of it, women should try to "impress" men a bit more than they do.
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ZIMMY:
women should try to "impress" men a bit more than they do.

OK. More silicone, here it comes!
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krysia:
OK. More silicone, here it comes!

I'm sure you don't need it ("it's not the size....."). A good natured attitude is so sexy, more women should try it; they might even like the feeling.
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They do try it, then the guys treat them like dirt, so they have evolved to become biatches to defend themselves. Survival of the fittest. :)
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krysia:
so they have evolved to become biatches to defend themselves. Survival of the fittest. :)

Nonsense, men are tired of seeing 'scowling' women. Women who wear their sour-dough face live by themselves and with their cats. Then they wonder why they can't drink wine and watch movies with a good man.
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southern:
Then I will take a chauffeure.

who would you ask for help when having kids will finally cross your mind? ;)
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polishcanuck:
Save your money, your passport will suffice.

Maybe 15 years ago.


Shawn_H:
The one without the horse pulling it.

I think that actually could be kind of impressive.


krysia:
OK. More silicone, here it comes!

Why do girls think silicon boobs impress boys? It's not a surprise that most boys like boobs, we do. :) But I guess it's difficult to make silicon look good. Natural is the best (usually).
miranda   Mar 21, 09, 00:36 /  #
SzwedwPolsce:
But I guess it's difficult to make silicon look good.

silicone leaks, so now they insert plastic pouches with saline most of the time.

One needs a special approval for silicone - for those who are interested;)
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furmanka will impress the most though. :)
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And when this baby is born to this silicone breasted woman, he starts thinking:
"Hmmm yum yum, lotsa milk".
So he starts sucking and sucking then spits it all out and cries "Yuk! salty milk!"
And the woman looks at her flat breast "cholera jasna"
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krysia:
So he starts sucking and sucking then spits it all out and cries "Yuk! salty milk!"

Maybe thats what happened to ZIMMY that is why he is so sour and miserable...;)
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krysia:
fiat maluch. You get to sit closer

Good choice! :)

southern you will impress me if you will drive me in big white-red mercedes, really :]

merol
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i'd say a black Mercedes S550, gangster style
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Pomorzanka:
southern you will impress me if you will drive me in big white-red mercedes, really :]

I suppose you will pay for your bus ticket.
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A sweet looking Polonez of course..

Polonez z idiota

;)
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I'm gonna start the new TV-show Pimp my Polonez! Accompanied by hard core Disco Polo songs like Jesteś szalona and Straciłaś cnote.
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Gentlemen, what is the best car a woman can have that will impress you?
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ZIMMY:
Gentlemen, what is the best car a woman can have that will impress you?

Can't say i've ever put much stock in the car a woman drives, odd that i never noticed i couldn't care less until you put that one out there.
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ZIMMY:
what is the best car a woman can have that will impress you?

I have a snow plough and an arctic, are u impressed?
Lir   Mar 21, 09, 16:24 /  #
the bigger the better I expect niejestemcapita :) although yours are sensible choices in the right environment,


I have a little two wheel scooter and TWO crash helmets ( always prepared LOL)



:)
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Lir:
I have a little two wheel scooter and TWO crash helmets ( always prepared LOL)

cool...:)
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niejestemcapita:
I have a snow plough and an arctic, are u impressed

Not quite, I pictured you with a wheel barrel.
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