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Pick up lines - the Polish style


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miranda   Nov 24, 07, 20:19 /  #
Quoting: szkotja2007
No, this is a transvestite !!!!

ha, ha, ha.........
dtaylorThreads: 15
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theres 10pence, go phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight:P
LiluThreads: 4
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Quoting: dtaylor
theres 10pence, go phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight:P

Ha ha ha has that worked? lol
EraAtlantiaThreads: 3
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"are you staring at my bicep!?"........thats it, it shows assertiveness ....
beckskiThreads: 19
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When I had taken my aluminum cans to a recycling center, a homeless man asked me, "Do you come here often?" I told him, only when I've accumulated enough cans to recycle.

Honk if you love PF :)
LondonChickThreads: 43
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beckski:

When I had taken my aluminum cans to a recycling center, a homeless man asked me, "Do you come here often?" I told him, only when I've accumulated enough cans to recycle.



Quality :D
croatianThreads: -
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here's a stupid one: "i'm not a gynecologist, but I can check"

haha
SoftsongThreads: 6
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Someone told me that he overhead a guy in a bar asking what he could do to get in her pants.

She said, "Nothing, I already have one a-hole in there." LOL
zoogleThreads: 6
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"Do you want to lay down? You must be tired from running through my mind all day"
frenchboyThreads: 1
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Nice legs...what time do they open?

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

My names frenchboy...remember that, you'll be screaming it later

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
SeanusThreads: 22
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Nice legs...what time do they open? That's a classic!!

The love at first sight one was priceless too.

I have none like that. I just made one up. You had sausage and eggs for breakfast? Well, here's ur second portion.... (Poles understand this better, jajka lol)

Yeah, I know, I'm a very amateurish joke teller. Then again, I don't need pick up lines so i guess the laugh is on the saddos who use them
frenchboyThreads: 1
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lol dude i dont really use them im just a born flirt i know what too say too the ladys it works well
jbmanThreads: -
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hi im new here, can you show me the direction to town center.( after explaining) and what did u say ur number was
SeanusThreads: 22
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Sorry dude, I wasn't implying that u used them, I hope. They are funny tho, for the brave and humble
frenchboyThreads: 1
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When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you.


I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
EraAtlantiaThreads: 3
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this one never works - "grab your jacket sweetheart, you've just scored"!!!

this one will make them giggle and then never work- "can i ask you a serious question, very serious, k, and i just want a straight answer, seriously, k, no messing but.......do you come here often?"
DekameronThreads: 1
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"I could not help but notice your giant boobs, could i please screw you in a toilet ?"

Also if she's a young mother.

"Say you love me or the kid dies."
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Dekameron:

"Say you love me or the kid dies."


That's horrid!!
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glamrockxx:

That's horrid!!

Only if she refuses.
rdywenurThreads: 5
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You boys better stay your side of the pond cause with lines like those you'll be paddling up stream without any oars for ever. They only work for laugh in films. I'm hearing moans and groans and they're not from getting lucky ;P
HuegThreads: 1
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with lines like those you'll be paddling up stream

I'm smiling really it's just all the botox. :)
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I don't suppose these lines actually work, do they? =p

I find pick-up lines hilarious!
DekameronThreads: 1
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rdywenur:

You boys better stay your side of the pond cause with lines like those you'll be paddling up stream without any oars for ever. They only work for laugh in films. I'm hearing moans and groans and they're not from getting lucky ;P

Not at all, just go up to a girl with a blood covered baseball bat and tell her "i like your smile" she's bound not to say no.
frenchboyThreads: 1
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''i like cherrys can i have yours ''
dudes it will only work if the chicks a virgen
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frenchboy:

''i like cherrys can i have yours ''
dudes it will only work if the chicks a virgen

I'm 200% certain that you never ever had a woman and your sexual experiences do not venture beyond masturbation, its painfully apparent.
zip3Threads: 2
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I really think that pick up lines don;t work. Just be upfront and honest..tell the lady what you really think of her...be different or should I say original. get to know each other better and discover true love!
BritThreads: 1
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The pick up line that we can see in evidence on here and one used time and time again successfully with Polish girls is;

“I think Indian and Polish culture is very similar?” Lol, what a load of Bolloxs, but the girls love it apparently!
kman67Threads: 2
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How did a thread that contained bad pickup lines degenerate into this?

Anyway - back to the central point of this thread:

- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (an oldie but a goodie)

- How would you like to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?
kman67Threads: 2
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miranda:

All those frustrated men who cannot get a Polish woman.


I got one! I call her wife, lol...
miranda   Nov 18, 08, 10:19 /  #
kman67:

I got one! I call her wife, lol...

you call her your wife or she is your wife;)
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