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kman67Threads: 2
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  Nov 18, 08, 10:34 /  #
miranda:

you call her your wife or she is your wife;)


Both! I called her "wife" our wedding reseption as a joke and it stuck. I alternate between "Sweetie" and "Wife". She calls me Sweetie too, but if she calls me by my first name, I know that I'm in trouble, lol!

miranda   Nov 18, 08, 10:35 /  #
kman67:


Both! I called her "wife" our wedding reseption as a joke and it stuck. I alternate between "Sweetie" and "Wife". She calls me Sweetie too, but if she calls me by my first name, I know that I'm in trouble, lol!

didn't you just have a baby ?
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Edited by: kman67   Nov 18, 08, 10:35 /  #
Patrycja19:

does she go along with it consiously? or unconsiously?


She goes along with it. She actually liked it when I said it the first time...

miranda:

didn't you just have a baby ?


Yup! He's 2 months old now and smiling all the time (unless he is hungry that is... When he's hungry, he turns into the child from hell)
Lotnik767Threads: 6
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  Nov 18, 08, 11:02 /  #
Hey sweetie! Did you fall from haven? Because you look an angle! lol
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  Nov 18, 08, 11:45 /  #
"get your coat love,you`ve pulled"
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  Nov 18, 08, 11:49 /  #
time means:

get your coat love,you`ve pulled"

usually ends in a slap in the face
polishgirltx   Nov 18, 08, 11:51 /  #
Lotnik767:

Hey sweetie! Did you fall from haven? Because you look an angle! lol


that's old and lame...lol

Daisy:

usually ends in a slap in the face

dostałby li¶cia i by sie skończyło...
;)
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  Nov 18, 08, 11:53 /  #
Daisy:

usually ends in a slap in the face

how about " i like my bacon crispy in the morning"?
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  Nov 18, 08, 12:06 /  #
time means:

" i like my bacon crispy in the morning"?

I hear hospital food has improved
miranda   Nov 18, 08, 12:36 /  #
Patrycja19:

gunt? are you having constipation problems again?

I said it before and I will say it again: fibre!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy:

I hear hospital food has improved

you kill me:)
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Edited by: dcchris   Nov 18, 08, 12:53 /  #
is it hot in here or is it just me? oh i'm sorry its you (of course I would never say this...)
polishgirltx   Nov 18, 08, 12:59 /  #
dcchris:

(of course I would never say this...)

they all say that...lol
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  Nov 18, 08, 14:16 /  #
Daisy:

I hear hospital food has improved

lol the kitten has sharp claws :-)
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  Nov 19, 08, 05:54 /  #
"You pure want the boaby...dont ye?"

That doesn't really work outside of Glasgow though.
kman67Threads: 2
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  Nov 19, 08, 07:07 /  #
Believe it or not, someone I did this to actually became my girlfriend. So let me paint a picture...

She was a friend of a friend that I had never met or talked to before and I was at a party. I had also spent my afternoon assembling some IKEA furniture and had a screw left over that I put in my pocket without thinking (you are always plus or minus one thing every time you buy something from IKEA). At the party while trying to find my cigarette lighter in my pocket, I came upon the screw.

I walked up to the girl and said "Hey! You wanna screw?" And as she looked at me and I saw the anger building in her eyes, I gave her the screw from my pocket and walked away. She followed me laughing and I had a date with her by the end of the night...
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  Nov 20, 08, 23:12 /  #
krysia:

This is what I heard from a guy in Poland trying to pick me up: I've been working in a meat plant for so many years, but I've never seen a leg like that!



haha what a classy guy!!!
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  Nov 20, 08, 23:32 /  #
polishgirltx:

dostałby li¶cia i by sie skończyło...
;)



little feisty girl.. eeej.. LOL . I like that.. ;p
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Edited by: dj_zabkaPL   Nov 25, 08, 23:50 /  #
Siema, nazywam sie Pilot i mam duze jajca... a ty jak masz na imie?
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  Mar 13, 09, 02:52 /  #
you can compliment his hair style:
'i love what you did with the hair you've got left....'

;)
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  Mar 14, 09, 20:22 /  #
- What do you want for breakfast?

If a classic pick-up line works, I think that the girl was very interested in you already before you launched the pick-up line.
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  Mar 15, 09, 11:57 /  #
pgtx:
you can compliment his hair style:
'i love what you did with the hair you've got left....'

;)

Yeah that would apply to me then ;), or call me kici ;)
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  Mar 16, 09, 13:06 /  #
best female response I have heard was after the question male 'can i have you number?' female 'sure, 07375 you can guess the rest'
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  Mar 16, 09, 13:29 /  #
Hehehe, not bad.
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Edited by: sledz   Mar 16, 09, 14:18 /  #
polishgirltx:
that's old and lame...lol

Hey are those Space pants??? coz ur ass is out of this world:):):):)






I wonder how long it will take for her to see this...hehe
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  Mar 16, 09, 14:42 /  #
My pick-up line: "Hello, I'm Zimmy"
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  Mar 16, 09, 14:57 /  #
pick up lines are fun and good ice-breakers, would never take them seriously....considering the first line i am usually asked by men is "are they real?" lol :))) I have to laugh...
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  Mar 24, 09, 01:27 /  #
Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see me in your pants.

Are you DNA helicase? Because I'd like you to unzip my genes.

hehe a biology pick up line.
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  Mar 24, 09, 01:33 /  #
sledz:
I wonder how long it will take for her to see this...hehe

i just saw it.... lame! lol ;)

moonlight:
would never take them seriously..

true! lol
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  Mar 24, 09, 02:02 /  #
Castanea:
Are you DNA helicase? Because I'd like you to unzip my genes.

Hahaha... as a medical student i must say that one was really fun!
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  Mar 24, 09, 03:55 /  #
More important than the opening line is the follow up.

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