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Polish Man's Penis Bitten Off By Friend!

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ShelleySThreads: 18 Posts: 3,647 Joined: Jun 26, 07	Edited by: ShelleyS Apr 8, 09, 14:45 / #
A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it. Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend - apparently over borrowing a trailer. 'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,' he said. Link (how odd we usually just bite ears off in the UK oh and the odd nose!)

Wroclaw Boy	Apr 8, 09, 14:53 / #
Dont think it was over a trailor somethings been lost in transtlation here, the dude that had his dick bitten of was shagging the biters missus.

JethroThreads: 1 Posts: 61 Joined: Dec 18, 08	Apr 8, 09, 15:00 / #
With a friend like that,who in the hell needs an enemy. Some guys will do anything for a good Polish Kielbasa

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,158 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Apr 8, 09, 15:03 / #
Well, he bit off more than he could chew as he was caught :)

Wroclaw Boy	Edited by: Wroclaw Boy Apr 8, 09, 15:09 / #
well i dont think his missus is gonne be taking any more of that mutilated sausage

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,158 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Apr 8, 09, 15:11 / #
What a nutjob to do sth like that. I mean, what do these people put in their breakfast cereal so that they can do that? I couldn't fathom it whatsoever.

mrniceThreads: 1 Posts: 18 Joined: Apr 5, 09	Apr 8, 09, 15:41 / #
I heard the Polish like sausages but that's taking it a bit too far.

szkotja2007Threads: 38 Posts: 2,544 Joined: Dec 29, 06	Apr 8, 09, 15:44 / #
Marian might be thinking of changing his name to Marianne now. I'm thinking of something to say but I'm stumped.

PiorunThreads: - Posts: 741 Joined: Nov 11, 07	Apr 8, 09, 15:46 / #
According to one story I have read the guy that lost his penis was molesting his adapted daughter. When he learned of that he was enraged, beat him up paralyzed him with a stun gun bit off his ear and the rest you know. Do you still feel sorry for him? BTW they never did find his manhood, I'll say justice is sweet, if he reported it to the authorities the punishment would not be enough for his crime.

Wroclaw Boy	Apr 8, 09, 15:56 / #
Piorun: one story I have read the guy that lost his penis was molesting his adapted daughter I think you might be right there, i heard the story and it was well deserved just couldnt remember the specifics.

ShelleySThreads: 18 Posts: 3,647 Joined: Jun 26, 07	Apr 8, 09, 16:38 / #
But biting it off? could he not just have choped it off, ya know done a Bobbit on him? Wroclaw Boy: Dont think it was over a trailor somethings been lost in transtlation here, the dude that had his dick bitten of was shagging the biters missus. lol, maybe instead of calling whory women bikes in Poland they call them trailors? ;0)

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07	Apr 8, 09, 23:31 / #
Perhaps the guy deserved to lose his bits , but biting it off , now thats a bit much...! Perhaps his mate don,t know the difference between a Kuba and a Kielbasa....?

JustysiaSThreads: 15 Posts: 2,869 Joined: Oct 14, 07 MEMBER	Apr 9, 09, 00:02 / #
i suppose this is much worse than this story i read the other week about a British woman biting off a bit of her boyfriend's tongue on his birthday... :/

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07	Apr 9, 09, 05:40 / #
JustysiaS: biting off a bit of her boyfriend's tongue Some funny people about......!

krysiaThreads: 26 Posts: 3,604 Joined: Aug 10, 06	Edited by: krysia Apr 9, 09, 07:09 / #
Eating a raw dick. Now I heard it all!

plk123Threads: 30 Posts: 6,412 Joined: Aug 29, 07	Apr 9, 09, 07:18 / #
you cook it first, krysia? was dahmer you neighbour or something?

sledzThreads: 29 Posts: 3,202 Joined: Sep 19, 06	Apr 9, 09, 07:23 / #
plk123: dahmer you neighbour or something? yeah, hes from..I mean was from Milwaukee..lol

krysiaThreads: 26 Posts: 3,604 Joined: Aug 10, 06	Apr 9, 09, 07:25 / #
A faszerowany dick would taste better. Dahmer lived not too far from me. Saw him in the mall once with 3 boys.

ShelleySThreads: 18 Posts: 3,647 Joined: Jun 26, 07	Apr 9, 09, 12:51 / #
JustysiaS: i suppose this is much worse than this story i read the other week about a British woman biting off a bit of her boyfriend's tongue on his birthday... :/ This isnt about a British woman, it's about Polish man! Besides it was only part of his tongue she bit off (not that, that makes it any better).

SokratesThreads: 19 Posts: 4,464 Joined: Jan 19, 09 [Suspended]	Apr 9, 09, 15:31 / #
JustysiaS: i suppose this is much worse than this story i read the other week about a British woman biting off a bit of her boyfriend's tongue on his birthday... :/ Much much muuuuuuch worse. @Shelley. I'm not going to be able to eat sausages for the next week thank you.

ShelleySThreads: 18 Posts: 3,647 Joined: Jun 26, 07	Apr 9, 09, 16:41 / #
Sokrates: I'm not going to be able to eat sausages for the next week thank you. Read 'A Boy Called It" and you'll never eat them again! ;0)

Ireland32Threads: 2 Posts: 234 Joined: Feb 23, 09	Apr 9, 09, 16:49 / #
ShelleyS: lol, maybe instead of calling whory women bikes in Poland they call them trailors? ;0) I had a trailer once, had a bike also..........still have my sausage thank God ;-)

ShelleySThreads: 18 Posts: 3,647 Joined: Jun 26, 07	Apr 9, 09, 16:54 / #
Ireland32: I had a trailer once, had a bike also..........still have my sausage thank God ;-) Thats because you were 'pulling' your own trailer and 'riding' your own bike and not some elses....

Ireland32Threads: 2 Posts: 234 Joined: Feb 23, 09	Apr 9, 09, 17:00 / #
ShelleyS: Thats because you were 'pulling' your own trailer and 'riding' your own bike and not some elses.... Thats why i got rid of the trailer.....couldnt pull it......No tow bar on the bike !

osiolThreads: 59 Posts: 4,714 Joined: Jul 25, 07	Apr 9, 09, 18:40 / #
So had he been messing with someone's przyczepa or someone's przycipa?

JustysiaSThreads: 15 Posts: 2,869 Joined: Oct 14, 07 MEMBER	Apr 9, 09, 19:07 / #
ShelleyS: This isnt about a British woman, it's about Polish man! Besides it was only part of his tongue she bit off (not that, that makes it any better). um i know, it just reminded me of what that woman did that's all. i still don't understand why, out of all things and possible ways of dealing with someone you're p*ssed off with at moment, that Polish bloke chose to bite off and swallow this guys cock?!?!?!

plk123Threads: 30 Posts: 6,412 Joined: Aug 29, 07	Apr 9, 09, 20:00 / #
i can see you ^^^ doing that. ;) :D

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07	Apr 10, 09, 02:27 / #
ShelleyS: his best friend bit his penis off Shouldn,t that be his best friend was bitten off by a penis....?

krysiaThreads: 26 Posts: 3,604 Joined: Aug 10, 06	Apr 10, 09, 05:51 / #
His best friend gave him a free sex change operation.

bluebirdThreads: - Posts: 41 Joined: Oct 19, 08	Apr 10, 09, 12:08 / #
Maybe he should have just bought a trailer of his own?

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