THE TYPICAL POLISH WOMAN?

I am a Polish Chick. Hath
not a Polish Chick eyes? hath not a Polish Chick hands, organs,
dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with
the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject
to the same diseases, healed by the same means,
warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as
a Norwegian Chick is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison
us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not
revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will
resemble you in that. If a Polish Chick wrong a Norwegian Chick,
what is her humility? Revenge. If a Norwegian Chick
wrong a Polish Chick, what should her sufferance be by
Norwegian example? Why, revenge. The villany you
teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I
will better the instruction.

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Jun 7, 09, 11:14 / #
Ask a Polish woman to cook you something. They make simple and often delicious food. For example, request them to make a soup for you. Heavenly!!

jump_bunnyThreads: 8 Posts: 332 Joined: May 14, 09	Jun 7, 09, 11:17 / #
Seanus: Ask a Polish woman to cook you something. They make simple and often delicious food. For example, request them to make a soup for you. Heavenly!! Not necessarily. Most of them might be good cooks as have been taught by mothers and grandmothers but it's not a rule at all.

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Jun 7, 09, 11:19 / #
I didn't say it was a rule. Many value home cooking and do it well, that's all I was trying to say.

fred_chopin	Jun 7, 09, 11:27 / #
Seanus: Many value home cooking and do it well, that's all I was trying to say. Amen. I guess if 51% of them make good soup, that might be considered typical.

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Jun 7, 09, 11:35 / #
It's hard to contribute to many threads as too many generalisations come out. I'm just happy that my fiancee can make sushi, pierogi and all sorts of cakes.

fred_chopin	Jun 7, 09, 11:41 / #
Seanus: pierogi and all sorts of cakes. Pierogi - tasty but too work intensive. We usually get them store bought. Cakes - my wife lets me do 75% of the baking as I have the sweet tooth. But I have taken on a few Polish desserts.

jump_bunnyThreads: 8 Posts: 332 Joined: May 14, 09	Edited by: jump_bunny Jun 7, 09, 11:43 / #
If you were supposed to pick one of the Polishforums members as the typical Polish woman, who would you think of? I noticed there are quite a few Polish females so it's just a thought.

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Edited by: Seanus Jun 7, 09, 11:44 / #
Spoken like a true Pole, ignoring the foreign aspects and focussing on their own things ;) ;) Sushi is more intricate than pierogi. We have a pierogi former and it's not that hard if you're not too heavy handed. She doesn't often make them as they are so readily available. Hard to say, maybe panienka

jump_bunnyThreads: 8 Posts: 332 Joined: May 14, 09	Jun 7, 09, 11:50 / #
JustysiaS krysia panienka polishgirltx Wyspianska That's all I can think of now. All of them have features typical for Polish women, why do you think panienka is the winner, Seanus? It's a pure experiment, don't worry girls, I don't intend to offend you.

Wroclaw Boy	Jun 7, 09, 11:54 / #
jump_bunny: If you were supposed to pick one of the Polishforums members as the typical Polish woman, who would you think of? JustysiaS Wyspianska

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Jun 7, 09, 11:54 / #
I'm not talking about competition here. For one, it's unfair as they don't know they are being judged. Secondly, I could equally have said any of the others. I said panienka because she sprung to mind. They are all nice and show the feisty, yet feminine ways of Polish women.

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Jun 7, 09, 12:07 / #
They both stand their ground too. Eurola is something of a social commentator, pretty good at it. Switezianka is more the reasoned academic

SwitekThreads: 1 Posts: 66 Joined: May 28, 09	Jun 7, 09, 13:52 / #
Typical Polish woman? Must be catholic, but with easy attitude toward religion. The rest is a matter of individual experiences and expectations... Living in Poland I can say that there's something like typical Polish female... It concerns also a physical appearance, character, kind of personality, sexual behavior, and individual attitude toward universal values... I guess that typical Polish woman is too abstract phenomena that everyone can understand differently...

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Edited by: Seanus Jun 7, 09, 14:05 / #
That's nonsense, the number of practising Catholics was around 55% at the time of JPII. It has gone down a fair bit since then apparently. This whole idea of the Catholic faith being at the forefront has had its heyday. Asking my students and looking around, it's not as prevalent as people think. Are you Catholic, fred?

jump_bunnyThreads: 8 Posts: 332 Joined: May 14, 09	Jun 7, 09, 12:01 / #
Wroclaw Boy: JustysiaS Wyspianska Why? (I also thought of these two).

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Jun 7, 09, 12:02 / #
They both have some punch to them and will state their mind when needed.

fred_chopin	Jun 7, 09, 12:05 / #
jump_bunny: JustysiaS krysia panienka polishgirltx Wyspianska Then there is: Eurola Switezianka Maybe not as vocal as those you mentioned, but they march to their own drum beat and will let you know when you have crossed the line in their own way.

jump_bunnyThreads: 8 Posts: 332 Joined: May 14, 09	Jun 7, 09, 12:16 / #
Maybe it's because of the age too, I'm not sure about Switezianka and Eurola but JustysiaS and Wyspianska are young as they have pictures of them in their profiles. These two like to be loud and a little rude sometimes but in an attractive way. I was suspecting them to be one person for a while.

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Jun 7, 09, 13:58 / #
Must be Catholic, why is that? My fiancee isn't Catholic and she is typically Polish.

fred_chopin	Jun 7, 09, 14:00 / #
Seanus: why is that 51% rule, Seanus...

fred_chopin	Jun 7, 09, 14:39 / #
Seanus: the number of practising Catholics was around 55% at the time of JPII According to the CIA Roman Catholic 89.8% (about 75% practicing), Eastern Orthodox 1.3%, Protestant 0.3%, other 0.3%, unspecified 8.3% (2002) So if the Americans cannot get their facts straight about a simple thing like Catholocism in a "friendly" country, why should we believe them on anything else? Seanus: Are you Catholic, fred? Let me just say, I am likely going to a very hot place, without many virgins :-)

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Jun 7, 09, 14:42 / #
The CIA, LOL. That made me laugh, fred. You've made my day with that one. The foremost authorities in Poland, they know more than all Polish people on the ground, right? Direct the second question to yourself. A friendly country who doesn't get the visa requirement waivered, lol.

fred_chopin	Jun 7, 09, 14:45 / #
Seanus: A friendly country who doesn't get the visa requirement waivered, lol It comes down to the 8.3% unspecified that were wearing turbans and burkhas when the poll was taken. Not very trustworthy folks, those 8.3%.

SwitekThreads: 1 Posts: 66 Joined: May 28, 09	Jun 7, 09, 14:58 / #
Seanus: Must be Catholic, why is that? My fiancee isn't Catholic and she is typically Polish. So you're lucky :). Most Poles have been baptized in Catholic Church. Only narrow margin are Orthodox, Lutherans and other faiths and non believers. The fact, that some number baptized Catholics leave the Church, because of many reasons... So there is no common denominator to describe typical Polish woman, not at all.... :)

SeanusThreads: 22 Posts: 30,160 Joined: Dec 25, 07	Edited by: Seanus Jun 7, 09, 15:03 / #
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGGrw71oVIw, this is revealing. Some good English spoken here. I agree. Traits are a better way to look at things. For example, can you easily spot a Catholic walking down the street? Of course not. However, you can notice behaviour and interaction.

BevKThreads: 18 Posts: 281 Joined: Mar 20, 09	Jun 8, 09, 08:28 / #
Switek: Most Poles have been baptized in Catholic Church. Same here. I got baptised as a baby but that's as far as it ever went.

aphrodisiacThreads: 19 Posts: 3,907 Joined: Apr 15, 09	Jun 9, 09, 00:35 / #
PlasticPole: Maybe if we all complained the way Polish do more would get done and society would improve? just like it has in Poland? ;).

fred_chopin	Edited by: fred_chopin Jun 9, 09, 00:42 / #
Switek: So there is no common denominator to describe typical Polish woman, not at all.... :) I am a Polish Chick. Hath not a Polish Chick eyes? hath not a Polish Chick hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Norwegian Chick is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Polish Chick wrong a Norwegian Chick, what is her humility? Revenge. If a Norwegian Chick wrong a Polish Chick, what should her sufferance be by Norwegian example? Why, revenge. The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. This was a conversation I overheard at the mall, and it really opened my eyes to the fact Polish Chicks are just like Chicks from all over the world.

plk123Threads: 30 Posts: 6,410 Joined: Aug 29, 07	Jun 17, 09, 08:05 / #
Wroclaw Boy: JustysiaS Wyspianska why are they typical? i don't think either cooks.

George8600Threads: 20 Posts: 1,114 Joined: Feb 19, 09	Jun 17, 09, 10:10 / #
southern: Some characteristics of polish women: 1.Natural,floating with emotions,aesthetic,like slavic women 2.Warm and cold 3.Passive 4.Talk a lot 5.Have some plans Basically they have some plans.That is why sometimes they appear cold to embarassment.But then again they 6.Have no taboos in sex.They do everything to please.A bonus point.And because Poland is big you never can avoid them(how could you?). 1. No NOT like all slavic women. 2. Ummmm different much? 3. Not all of them. (But most) 4. Not all of them. (Maybe a good amount) 5. What plans? Regarding the future in a relationship or their lives? Organizing things? Yes, but then again many women all over the world do this... southern: Results: 1.Polish women appear sticky because they want always to be with you,they leave you no personal space. 2.Polish women want you always at home to have sex with them.They have no interest visting other places etc,they just want you inside home with them 3.Polish women put their legs on you while on sofa in order to state that you will hug them and that you have to stay all the time in this home since you are wrapped between their legs 4.Polish women are like cats 5.That is why when I get suffocated by the polish women I call the czech girls to free me. 6.Polish women are very jealous.They never let you look at other girls while they are with you 1. I don't think so, but in truth I would better like it that way. ;-) 2. lol! Maybe not so true, but then again, like the first, I have no problem. ;-) 3. Never knew that, but wow. 4. I don't think so.... 5. Huh? 6. I don't think they are that close-minded, but again preferred. lol