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	gowg
	Sep 18, 07, 06:07 #1 I'm 5ft 11" 14st 6 Athleticly built (pic on request) Looking for Polish lady 26-40 yo would like to chat and meet for mainly friendship. I have friends from various other EU parts and a few Polish friends, but I really enjoy time with Polish women. Living in the Nottingham area Drop me a line at rollsroyce80@hotmail.com would love to hear from you.	Member Posts: 2 Joined: Sep 18, 07

	Hueg
	Sep 18, 07, 07:01 #2 Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome aboard this Polishfoums.com thread. When the flame imminent sign illuminates, you must fasten your seat belt. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. We suggest that you keep your seat belt fastened throughout the life of this thread, as we may experience turbulence. There are also several emergency exits on this forum located one in the left corner, one in the right corner and one browser back button. Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind you. If we need to evacuate the thread, not replying further will guide you towards the exit. Threads can be locked by moving the mouse in the direction of the pm button and contacting a member of the on-site Moderating team. The temperature of the threads are constantly being monitored. In the event of a flame fest, a popcorn bag will automatically drop from a compartment above your seat. To start the flow of popcorn, pull the bag away from you. Place it firmly into you mouth and chew. Please remember to breathe normally as sudden laughter can cause a choking hazard. If you are surfing with a child or someone who requires assistance, secure your own popcorn first, and then assist the other person. In the event of an emergency tornado, please assume the bracing position. A straight jacket is also located under your seat or between the armrests. Slip it over your head. Pass your arms around your waist and adjust at the front. To inflate the vest, pull firmly on the red cord. If you need to refill the vest, blow into the mouthpiece provided. Use expletives and the whistle to attract further attention. You will find this and all the other safety information in the card located on the Terms of Service page located below. We strongly suggest you read it before posting. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask one of our moderators. We wish you all an enjoyable thread. Thank you for choosing Polishforums.com, the world's most flamed bulletin board.	Member Posts: 523 Joined: Apr 16, 07

	Daisy
	Sep 18, 07, 07:09 #3 Quoting: Hueg Hueg ROTFLMFAO :))	Member Posts: 1566 Joined: Apr 28, 07

	szarlotka ^{GOLD MEMBER}
	Sep 18, 07, 07:13 #4 LOL Hueg - a masterpiece	Member Posts: 2421 Joined: Feb 20, 07

	Bubbles
	Sep 18, 07, 10:13 #5 Quoting: Hueg Hueg OMG. That is halarious!!! LOL Tooo perfect!! You made my day!!	Member Posts: 315 Joined: Aug 13, 07