ENGLISHMAN IN POLAND needs some work

I NEED SOME WORK.... I am an English man aged 46 , living on my own farm in Ostrowice Poland...I have a good standard of education and speak good clear English...I am afraid i can speak only very basic Polish...I have worked in two English schools in Poland as an English speaker , but have no formal qualifications....I have transport , both a car and a motorcycle , and i have a good deal of experiance of driving long distances , having driven between UK and Russia several times....I have a full clean driving licence , with no convictions , and i have never been in any trouble with the Police in any country...I have a computer with internet access , but i am by no means an expert with computers...I am pretty good with a camera , and not so bad at writing , i have had several stories of my travels to Russia etc published in magazines....I consider myself hardworking , honest and loyal , and would consider any type of work , as long as it is within the law...I do not take drugs of any kind , other than ciggarettes , and although i love Polish beer , i am not addicted, and never let it interfere with my work....I do not have family in Poland , so i am not restricted to what hours i can work , and although i would like to work close to where i live , i could work anywhere....If you have any work offers that you believe i could be interested in , then i would be pleased to hear from you...Thank you...Jan greenwood...

English teaching is your best bet, even if you ahve no formal qualifications, if you are good enough at it and can learn on the job you will always find a school that will look the other way because native speakers are in demand. If you know how to paint or refurnish flats (tiling, flooring, drywall) or homes in some sort of capacity you will always find work because lots of these guys have picked up and left fro England, and their skills are very much in demand now - more than English teachers sometimes..

* Oh Its Me :)
* ShelleyS
wrote:

Loser!!! Get a job!!

Thanks Random.....i am looking at all possibilities....I won,t turn anything down that i think i can do......

I think there is a troll in this thread!!! How pathetic !!!

Isn,t that exactly what i am trying to do you retard....Only you could read a post asking for work and respond by saying...GET A JOB......I can understand why there is nothing next to your name that says anything about you....I bet you thought all day....and could not find a single thing to say about yourself.....People like you will always dislike people like me , and people like me will always be very glad about that....I take it you have a job , i can just imagine what kind of job that will be......What a sad little **** you are......

I personally think it is you who is the retard, do you honestly think anyone is going to give you any work after reading this! No one in their right mind would write such drivel!!!

Where do you get off on putting people down so much?
Is your life so sad that you obtain enjoyment out of ripping people to pieces, when the guy is genuinely looking for work.

Ok, the post wasn’t the most articulate, but it certainly didn’t deserve that response.

Learn to be a bit more objective in life and take some calm tablets or something, because you are way out of line.

CAN YOU BE A LITTLE MORE HELPFULL......if you are an expert on job searching then perhaps you can tell me where i am going wrong.....What is it regarding the FACTS that i have written that is drivel...which parts should i leave out........I don,t think i have ever been on a forum that is so full of jealous people that have nothing better to do than attack anyone they think is better than them....If what i have written is drivel , why does it matter to you and people like you...You are never going to change me , or drag me down to your level , so whats the point.....????

I wasn,t trying to sound like a simpleton , i just put my words in a simple way , because i thought that perhaps the person reading it may not be English , and may not have a great understanding of English.....I didn,t realise it would be an English test....Jeez , its risky stuff comong on this forum , unless you are a perfect human being.....

When you figure out the secret , let me know......

Not a good start - wouldn't you agree.



I would dissagree with the above.



Hmm not a good start focusing on the negatives!



Again, why would you mention this?



More negatives



Are you sure you are not trying to cover something up??? no real need to say this - clean driving licence would have sufficed!


For a small fee I will format your c.v.! I’m not jealous of a middle aged loser either, I was merely pointing out what you wrote was drivel, I could have been far more insulting had I wanted to be....

Secret....oh god , a secret...what happens if i discover it....Is something dreadfull going to happen to me....maybe its better not to know.....????

yeah....i just bet you could......

Well I didn't call you a retarded reject with the brain of a chimp did I???, but I could have!

Were you born in Essex , or have you just lived there a long time......

????? hmm maybe I forgot to say brainless!

dont you live on a farm in the middle of nowhere...?

Fat ass is coming. Get cover !!!1

Oi! watch out doggie or am gonna stand on that tail!!!!!!!!

Just try...

First i have the brain of a chimp...now i am brainless....What a poisen filled crettin you are....But you made me smile...thanks...

Look doggie know your place, which is licking my toes!!!

Or I might just take to the vet for the snip snip!!! lets see how cocky you are then!

Well not exactly in the middle of nowhere...its a bit quiet , but we do have roads and stuff , and i have transport , and only an hours drive to an airport....

so you are getting a job at the airport?

Now there is a thought....i haven,t asked about jobs there...but i will now you mention it....Its only a small airport , but its worth a shot....thanks....

and you have no interest in starting your own business?

Hi Bubba...yes love to start my own business...done all the research..made all the contacts , but sadly events back in the Uk went pear shaped for me...its a long story , but the house i was going to sell to start the business ain,t mine any more...Its enough to say a woman is involved....Anyways i now have to wait untill my aunt dies , so i can sell her house and start again....In the meantime i have to eat , so i need a job of some kind to stay alive till i get my dosh....

whilst i appreciate your need for some cash i hope you aunt lives a long, healthy life :)

Me too , sadly she is very old , and not too healthy....I certainly wouldn,t wish her a speedy demise despite it making my life easier....She is a nice person.....