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Remedy for a common cold the Polish way - extract of penis ???

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Nov 10, 10, 19:37 #1

I love my Wednesday mornings where at the National Veterinary Institute here in Pulawy I have a group of Professors for conversation lessons. This is the only teaching I do now as I have no interest in teaching any more but I do this as most of these people are friends of mine.

Today we were discussing the common cold and remedies for it.
I asked one of the professors what he uses for a cure for the common cold and proudly he said that he had an old remedy that had been handed down by his father and his father's father before him.

So rather intrigued I asked him what it was, and he replied, "extract of penis and I smear it on my top lip and chest".
After I stopped spluttering on my coffee and with the rest of the professors rolling around with laughter, I gathered my composure and asked him what he meant, he explained... I go out in the garden and collect the exact (sap) from the "pinus radiata", (Pine Tree), and make a paste with it and I smear it on my top lip and chest.

pgtxThreads: 49 Posts: 6,327 Joined: Feb 14, 09 MEMBER ♀	Nov 10, 10, 19:39 #2
ukpolska: "extract of penis and I smear it on my top lip and chest". ukpolska: I go out in the garden and collect the exact (sap) from the "pinus radiata", (Pine Tree), and make a paste with it and I smear it on my top lip and chest. lol... he got ya...!

jonniThreads: 26 Posts: 4,181 Joined: Nov 27, 07 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 19:39 #3
You can buy bottles of it in Warsaw, usually imported from Russia.

HiltiboyThreads: 3 Posts: 29 Joined: Oct 21, 10 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 19:47 #4
Nice one buddy, i like the way u described it :)

Marynka11Threads: 8 Posts: 1,447 Joined: Nov 3, 10 ♀	Nov 10, 10, 22:26 #5
too funny!

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 22:36 #6
So thats why my Polish girlfriend never got a cold.....she had lots of extracts....! !

dtaylor5632Threads: 49 Posts: 4,459 Joined: May 2, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 22:49 #7
wildrover: she had lots of extracts....! ! But never the full dosage?

ZIMMYThreads: 10 Posts: 2,353 Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:01 #8
As long as this subject has been broached, here is my health tip for women: http://www.sementherapy.com/

pgtxThreads: 49 Posts: 6,327 Joined: Feb 14, 09 MEMBER ♀	Nov 10, 10, 23:03 #9
ZIMMY: As long as this subject has been broached, here is my health tip for women: http://www.sementherapy.com/ you should start selling it, zimmy...

ZIMMYThreads: 10 Posts: 2,353 Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:05 #10
pgtx: you should start selling it, zimmy... Mine comes with lots of side benefits.

pgtxThreads: 49 Posts: 6,327 Joined: Feb 14, 09 MEMBER ♀	Nov 10, 10, 23:06 #11
ZIMMY: side benefits. you mean insanity and rabies?

ZIMMYThreads: 10 Posts: 2,353 Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:30 #12
pgtx: insanity and rabies? Usually sensual tingling, followed by a rush of naturally produced dopamine, oxytocin and even prolactin. Frequently, the woman will utter words, "where am I" and "I never knew it could be like this, am I in heaven". An automatic request for a repeat performance is inevitable.

dtaylor5632Threads: 49 Posts: 4,459 Joined: May 2, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:33 #13
ZIMMY: "where am I" You misheard them saying "where is it"... ZIMMY: "I never knew it could be like this, am I in heaven". I get it, you're giving them chocolate...:D

ZIMMYThreads: 10 Posts: 2,353 Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:38 #14
dtaylor5632: You misheard them saying "where is it"... Please don't share your problems in this forum. dtaylor5632: you're giving them chocolate Only after they do my laundry.

dtaylor5632Threads: 49 Posts: 4,459 Joined: May 2, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:40 #15
ZIMMY: Please don't share your problems in this forum. Yes, It would be a big problem if I could actually hear them asking you that! REALLY BAD MENTAL PICTURES.....THROWING UP DINNER :(

espanaThreads: 40 Posts: 2,233 Joined: Feb 28, 07 ♂	Edited by: espana Nov 10, 10, 23:40 #16
ukpolska: ukpolska you are a Weird Person. what a thread......

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:46 #17
dtaylor5632: But never the full dosage? Dunno....she worked late quite a lot...??

dtaylor5632Threads: 49 Posts: 4,459 Joined: May 2, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:48 #18
poor lass, did she have a warm jacket? :)

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:50 #19
as it happens...she did...do you think maybe she was looking for mushrooms at night.....?

ZIMMYThreads: 10 Posts: 2,353 Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:50 #20
dtaylor5632: Yes, It would be a big problem if I could actually hear them asking you that! I would only question why you would even think about hearing a woman talking to me under these private circumstances. hmmmm dtaylor5632: THROWING UP DINNER :( lol, well, that's your vivid imagination at work!

dtaylor5632Threads: 49 Posts: 4,459 Joined: May 2, 09 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:50 #21
wildrover: as it happens...she did...do you think maybe she was looking for mushrooms at night.....? She could have been, did she ever come home "tripping"?

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07 ♂	Nov 10, 10, 23:55 #22
dtaylor5632: did she ever come home "tripping"? dripping a few times...but i guess that not the same is it....?

dtaylor5632Threads: 49 Posts: 4,459 Joined: May 2, 09 ♂	Nov 11, 10, 00:10 #23
wildrover: dripping a few times...but i guess that not the same is it....? Very strange with it being so cold outside :/

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07 ♂	Nov 11, 10, 00:52 #24
She was a strange girl...she actually got pregnant from eating bread with too much yeast in it....well , thats what she said....it wasn,t mine anyway...i had a vasextomy...

A JThreads: 19 Posts: 4,639 Joined: May 21, 10 ♂	Nov 11, 10, 01:24 #25
So did you have your Pinus today?

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07 ♂	Nov 11, 10, 01:35 #26
How much should you take....to ensure you get a really good dose....?

A JThreads: 19 Posts: 4,639 Joined: May 21, 10 ♂	Nov 11, 10, 01:37 #27
I don't know! Ask Professor Pinus?

wildroverThreads: 180 Posts: 8,188 Joined: Jun 7, 07 ♂	Nov 11, 10, 01:54 #28
and what do you think you will be given ...if you go in the Apteka and tell them you need some pinus...?

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Nov 11, 10, 03:20 #29

wildrover:

So thats why my Polish girlfriend never got a cold.....she had lots of extracts....! !

Exactly, and this is good: you and your friend are practicing and using holistic health remedies!...But, you can overdo it, and you will find that she will no longer get the positive effects...Let her let you know when she feels 'under the weather' and then the extract can be used for the greatest effect.

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Nov 11, 10, 04:32 #30

ukpolska:

discussing the common cold and remedies for it.

As funny as ur story sounds, unfortunately there are much more tragic yet funny Popular remedies, especially in rural area's incl. dog fat......you dnt see many stray dogs in rural Poland. Unfortunate practice, Its a shame such backward practices still exist........I also heard on many occasions the health benefits of urine, e.g drinking and rubbing on ailments.

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Remedy for a common cold the Polish way - *extract of penis* ???

Remedy for a common cold the Polish way - extract of penis ???