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nauczyciel Edited by: nauczyciel  Jan 20, 10, 18:46    #1
so... i'm sure we all have some gripes of the way ppl park here in PL. Take pics and post 'em and comment!!

Exhibit #1 img686.imageshack.us/img686/6465/jan112010002.jpg Ty pical Hummer owner. Plenty of free parking places, but feels big and powerful with entitlement to park where ever he pleases, even if it is in a lane of traffic in a parking lot. Note- you can't see in the photo, but just to the left frame is the entrance to the lot, so in/outs are affected.

Exhibit #2 img121.imageshack.us/i/jan112010003.jpg This jackhole parked like this for over 5 hours, with absolutely NO TICKET from the parking enforcement ppl. He was 3/4 into that lane of traffic. You can faintly see the zebra on the road. This was just outside of a ZUS hospital, medical clinics, and health offices. It's a wonder that no one got hit in the zebra cuz of this ftard

Exhibit #3 img237.imageshack.us/i/oct162009006.jpg This is at small parking lot at a small rynek, housing a solarium and fitness center. This area is in the bend of the horseshoe. Parking in the afternoon when everyone is trying to access this area is a nightmare. You have to cover the sides of your car with vaseline to get thru it. It is really tight for most ppl. I have nice wheels and really don't want to scratch them up on the curb. This is a prime example of "I have a car, and I am entitled to park where ever I feel like, and I don't care who I inconvenience".


thanks PF for not uploading my pics that were jpegs and smaller than required. Waiting on imageshack for uploads

RAN OUT OF TIME TO EDITTT!!!!!!!!!!
SeanBMThreads: 41
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nauczyciel:
Take pics and post 'em and comment!!

Great thread!

I was thinking of starting the exact same one and I will be adding to this in the future because it is hillariously stupid how people ark here and not only that but the lines on the parking spaces were all made for maluchs i.e. put to close together.

I assume there were meant to be photos accompanying your comments.
This will help: How to place a picture
EchoTheCatThreads: 2
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When a parking car has that white parking line berween the weels we used to say that he's wearing strings. I've heard that in Poznan :))
nauczyciel  Jan 20, 10, 19:14    #4
Exhibit #1 1

Exhibit #2 2

Exhibit #3 3
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nauczyciel:
Exhibit #1 1

Exhibit #2 2

Exhibit #3 3

And I can say that in any car park in Poland you will find this type of behaviour.

Skyscrapersityforum has many of these too.
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Nauczyciel I'm sorry but you have to buy a smaller car.
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Must be them women drivers
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nauczyciel:
Ty pical Hummer owner. Plenty of free parking places, but feels big and powerful with entitlement to park where ever he pleases,

Hummer owning people can park wherever the f*ck they want you wuss.
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Frozen lakes make good places to park...as long as the ice does not melt....

One of the things that annoy me , is people who insist on parking right outside the entrance to the supermarket , blocking the road , rather than park in the car park and walk those few extra feet....I am sure if the doors were wider they would drive into the supermarket and shop without actually getting their fat asses out of the car...
nauczyciel Edited by: nauczyciel  Jan 20, 10, 19:52    #10
EchoTheCat:
Nauczyciel I'm sorry but you have to buy a smaller car.

Wheelbase 103.1 in.
Width 68.5 in.
Height 58.1 in.
Length 180.3 in.

Its the same size as a Ford Focus wagon or Mazda 3.

Sokrates:
Hummer owning people can park wherever the f*ck they want you wuss.

i smell penis envy. or inadequacy.
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nauczyciel:
i smell penis envy. or inadequacy.

Son are you a dirty communist? Never ever question The Hummer, ever.
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Cars take up way too much room...if more people rode motorcycles there would be much more room for parking...!
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Sokrates:
Never ever question The Hummer, ever.

why not. Those cars are waste of space, gas and their owners don't care about the environment.
Hammers, are not a substitute for penis extension either LOL ;)
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The Russian answer to a Hummer...
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krysia:
Must be them women drivers

You'd be surprised.
Or do you mean to say that's how you usually park your car?
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The Polish drivers in the army are not too clever at parking either....!
nauczyciel  Jan 20, 10, 20:19    #17
Sokrates:
Never ever question The Hummer, ever.

ook i wont question it....i'll let the video do it for me








when i was living in Canada, i worked on a week long commercial shoot for the H2 and every day they had problems. So bad they had engineers, technicians and 5 mechanics to follow us everywhere we went. No other car companies had so much as even a technician and there was never a problem.
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wildrover:
The Polish drivers in the army are not too clever at parking either....!

I think they got confused about where babies come from and where cars come from.
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nauczyciel:
Wheelbase 103.1 in.
Width 68.5 in.
Height 58.1 in.
Length 180.3 in.

Its the same size as a Ford Focus wagon or Mazda 3.

Of course I was joking... :)
But I promise you when I become a president I will enforce death penalty for that kind of behaviors ;)
I recommend you to visit this site www.parkujeszjakdupek.pl
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SeanBM:
where babies come from

Oh...yes they could be mating i guess...?
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wildrover:
The Russian answer to a Hummer...

and the polish one...

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I love it....What is it...? not a Honker is it...?
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its TUR 2

http://www.amz.pl/pl/pojazdy_wojskowe/transporter/tur2/tur2/
http://www.twardziel.pl/militaria/pojazdy_wojskowe/tur_2__polski_humme r,17,0.html

and heres TIGR , russian Humvee/Hummer

http://www.twardziel.pl/fotogalerie/gaz_tigr__rosyjska_odpowied¼_na_hu mmera,24.htm
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I like the Gaz...saw a few buzzing about in Moscow....
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The potholes in some car parks are unbelievable...
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Taken today.
pantsless  Jan 28, 10, 21:41    #27
How about living in a quiet residential neighborhood where every has there own sidewalk and can park right in front of their house.... except when it snows everyone is too ******* lazy to start shoveling.

Of course I shovel and spend money on salt so that I dont have to dig myself out every morning like everybody else. And what happens when I come back from work at 8pm? Yup, every shitbag neighbor parked there car right in front of my house since thats the sidewalk thats been shoveled... *************.
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pantsless:
How about living in a quiet residential neighborhood where every has there own sidewalk and can park right in front of their house.... except when it snows everyone is too ******* lazy to start shoveling.

My neighbour dug his car out by shoveling all the snow that was behind it so that it was behind my car instead. So I paid the block drunk guy 20zl to move it all back and add the snow that was behind my car.
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@ Harry Ha Ha I would have done far worse!!
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You can,t beat a bit of snow shifting to keep you warm.....!

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