i have been thinking what it be like if i decide to live in Poland what will i be eating
[A trolling question deserves a trolling answer.]
The standard fare, just as in USA:
Caterpillars - tasting like blackberries, centipedes, moths, earthworms, maggots, mashed blowflies, daddy longlegs.
More fancy food includes:
Roasted grasshoppers - tasting something like almonds, pickled centipedes, earthworms stuffed with ants' eggs, fat ceterpillars fed on onions.
But the greatest success there is: rainworms stuffed with some kind of tiny fly that migrates from Mexico.
- The source: Josef Skvorecky, "The Bride of Texas"
(From stories about a feud between Uncle Habakuk, a black slave and Mister Williams, a plantation supervisor)
"Oh, no. Uncle Habakuk got used to it, it was Mister Williams who didn't. Whenever Uncle Habakuk stuffed himself with those creepy little things -- he liked daddy longlegs the best; when he chewed them Mister Williams threw up himself."
