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help with translation-do nieba choinki,wodki trzy skrzynki...


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am not actually sleeping too well and just got a txt on mobile from ex polish boyfriends cousin. understand 70% but can anyone help? not too happy about it. here goes..do nieba choinki,wodki trzy skrzynki, prezentow kupe, rozgi na dupe,zajebistego skoku do 2012 roku, a po sylwestrowym balu duzo sexu, szamlu. what i understand is 3 cases of vodka, something about my ass? a lot of sex for nye? and money? surprised he has my number still, also think this is something to do with a xmas tree?
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Joined: Mar 31, 08 ♂ 		 Jan 1, 12, 09:29    #2
It doesn't help that he's misspelled some things, quick and dirty here goes:

"christmas trees (go to) heaven, three cases of vodka, a big load of presents, switches for your ass, a freaking great leap into 2012 and after the party lots of sex and cash (probably should be szmalu) ..."

It's basically good wishes for the new year as written by someone young and not too .... literate (or trying to write like a tough guy).

It's probably sent to all the numbers in his phone.
carrie655  Jan 1, 12, 11:12    #3
The best I can do is 'there are 3 cases of vodka under the xmas tree, in 2012 I'm gonna beat your asses make loads of money and have endless sex'
Sounds like typical boasts of a young lad after too much booze on New Year's Eve, don't worry it's probably gone to every mobile number he's got and he's going to be really embarrassed when his mother slaps him for being vulgar! Happened to me last year in English, my son was mortified!!!!
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Joined: Aug 15, 07 ♀ 		Edited by: Magdalena  Jan 1, 12, 12:11    #4
"Wishing you a sky-high Christmas tree, three cases of vodka, switches to give you a hiding with (kids used to get a nicely wrapped handful of switches instead of gifts for Christmas if they were naughty, this is not a sexual innuendo thing!), a bunch of presents, a great leap into 2012, and lots of sex and money after the NYE party (i.e. throughout the new year)."

The whole thing rhymes and it's one of those ready-made holiday wishes you can find on the internet. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you just were in his mobile contacts list and he sent it to everyone on there. And no, there's nothing to be terribly offended or mortified about. The text is slightly naughty but not more so than some birthday cards I've seen in the UK ;-)
nunczkaThreads: 17
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I cant see anything wrong with it. The guy probably had a couple of drinks. At least he thought of you
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nunczka:
I cant see anything wrong with it. The guy probably had a couple of drinks. At least he thought of you

Exactly.

In Poland people's mobiles are bleeping for an hour either side of midnight with such messages. Some very formal, some sentimental, some funny and some downright smutty.
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Magdalena:
(kids used to get a nicely wrapped handful of switches instead of gifts for Christmas if they were naughty


What on earth are switches?
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Vincent:
What on earth are switches?

switches
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Ah ye olde cat o nine tails:)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_o%27_nine_tails
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More like thin (but supple) ends of tree branches (or twigs).

switches
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thanks everyone for help, not as bad as i first thought!!piotr is not young though, he is 45!
carrie655  Jan 1, 12, 18:39    #12
He's a man they are all BOYS LOL
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carrie655:
they are all BOYS LOL

arent they just!!! sent him txt back earlier, za duzo wodki piotr! did wish him happy new year as well though. just relieved at translation. although i understood words, it was all lost in translation..my interpretation was that maybe i was going to be a prostitute for the new year...lol! thank god for helpful pf posters


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