ZIMMY: Here is what your girlfriend will love to hear: 1/ "Make me a sandwich!" 2/" Stop thinking about boys!" 3/"You don't look fat in that dress" 4/"Why do you leave the toilet seat up? You're a girl for Pete's sake" 5/"Your butch haircut never looked better" 6/"You smell like a new car" 7/"Wouldn't it be wonderful if our periods synchronized?" 8/Please light a candle after you use the bathroom" 9/"With each passing day you look more and more like Jay Leno" 1o/"Are we still going to vacation in Haiti?" OK...this is too funny...
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