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manlymanThreads: 1
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Joined: Sep 2, 10 ♂ 		 Sep 2, 10, 02:39    #1
I don't know how possible is it,but i want to be a Polish citizen. I am from Nigeria ,Africa

Anyone who can help with that can contact me via my email

writewellastar@yahoo.com
dtaylor5632Threads: 49
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Joined: May 2, 09  Pictures: 3 ♂ 		 Sep 2, 10, 02:49    #2
manlyman:
I don't know how possible is it,but i want to be a Polish citizen. I am from Nigeria ,Africa

Were you born in Poland? Do you have Polish parents or grand-parents? Have you lived in Poland for at least 5 years? Or do you play professional football and need a team to play for?
manlymanThreads: 1
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Joined: Sep 2, 10 ♂ 		 Sep 2, 10, 02:55    #3
I am not born in Poland nor do i have anyone in Poland. I have not lived in Poland before nor any European country, that's why i need a help to be a citizen in Poland.


I have a friend who play professional football and he is looking for a team in Europe to play for.
dtaylor5632Threads: 49
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manlyman:
I am not born in Poland nor do i have anyone in Poland. I have not lived in Poland before nor any European country, that's why i need a help to be a citizen in Poland.

Therefore you can get what you want...
manlymanThreads: 1
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Joined: Sep 2, 10 ♂ 		 Sep 2, 10, 03:04    #5
Really? ok then what is the step?
dtaylor5632Threads: 49
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there is no step, its just a case of you cant. unless u get work visa and some how manage to extend it for over 5 years which is impossible.
manlymanThreads: 1
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Joined: Sep 2, 10 ♂ 		 Sep 2, 10, 03:08    #7
but i don't know of any comapny in poland or anyone who can give me a job
dtaylor5632Threads: 49
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so y come?
manlymanThreads: 1
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Joined: Sep 2, 10 ♂ 		 Sep 2, 10, 03:14    #9
This is what i post on the forum...


I don't know how possible is it,but i want to be a Polish citizen. I am from Nigeria ,Africa

Anyone who can help with that can contact me via my email

writewellastar@yahoo.com
ShawnHThreads: 9
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Joined: Jul 2, 09 ♂ 		 Sep 2, 10, 03:19    #10
manlyman:
but i don't know of any comapny in poland or anyone who can give me a job

I think the only job you are looking for is one that blows.
manlymanThreads: 1
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I don't understand what you mean
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manlyman:
I don't know how possible is it,but i want to be a Polish citizen. I am from Nigeria ,Africa

It just so happens that I know a guy. He had an uncle die a few years back, and the uncle's estate is in lockdown by the government. He is looking for somebody to make a deal with. He would like to get out of Poland with most of the money, but because of his uncle's status, he can't readily access the money. He is looking for somebody to take his place, and pay the taxes on the inheretence. In exchange, you will get 30 percent of the 335,000,000 zloty (all after taxes of course), and you can have his citizenship. You need to help him get the money out of the country.

Your new name would be Dupy Burak, address would be 69a Smacznego Street in the nice Kurwa district east of the Wisla river, in Warszawa.

Would you be interested in helping him? All he would need is a cheque for 100,000 zloty as a sign of your good faith.
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ShawnH:
Would you be interested in helping him? All he would need is a cheque for 100,000 zloty as a sign of your good faith.



I have sent my money off to the address you gave....but i don,t need the name change...people already call me by this name...?
EurolaThreads: 6
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ShawnH:
Your new name would be Dupy Burak, address would be 69a Smacznego Street in the nice Kurwa district east of the Wisla river, in Warszawa.


lol. love the address. Thanks. See you there.
delphiandomineThreads: 42
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If you want citizenship of a European country, Ukraine offers citizenship (entirely legally) for $100,000 USD.
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manlyman:
I don't know how possible is it,but i want to be a Polish citizen. I am from Nigeria ,Africa

Anyone who can help with that can contact me via my email

writewellastar@yahoo.com


get on skype (or similar program), be smooth and promise a polish girl the world then tell her you cant live without her and that you think marriage is the next logical step.

you will be on your way.
southernThreads: 116
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Only if your grandfather has eaten some Poles can you become a polish citizen.
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ShawnH:
All he would need is a cheque for 100,000 zloty as a sign of your good faith.

you forgot that we'll need bank account numbers, etc. ;) good one Shawn. :D
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manlyman:
I want to be a Poland Citizen

I would like a 2010 Porsche 911 Turbo.
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manlyman:
I want to be a Poland Citizen


I can arrange this for you. Please provide me with your full name and banking information.
southernThreads: 116
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manlyman:
but i want to be a Polish citizen


And I want to be a Roman citizen.

citizen
lowfunk99Threads: 18
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I want to Rock....
southernThreads: 116
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I want to be the Sultan of Bahrein.
pgtxThreads: 49
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and i want a $1,000,000,000.00...
:)
trener zolwiaThreads: 5
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manlyman:
I am from Nigeria

ShawnH:
It just so happens that I know a guy. He had an uncle die a few years back, and the uncle's estate is in lockdown by the government. He is looking for somebody to make a deal with. He would like to get out of Poland with most of the money, but because of his uncle's status, he can't readily access the money. He is looking for somebody to take his place, and pay the taxes on the inheretence. In exchange, you will get 30 percent of the 335,000,000 zloty (all after taxes of course), and you can have his citizenship. You need to help him get the money out of the country.

Your new name would be Dupy Burak, address would be 69a Smacznego Street in the nice Kurwa district

OMG! FAH!!!! :D



pgtx:
i want a $1,000,000,000.00...

Greedy capitalist pig!! :p
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trener zolwia:
Greedy capitalist pig!! :p

see... because of that statement, you won't get the cut! :P
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trener zolwia:
Greedy capitalist pig!! :p

should be just up your alley, no?
AmathystThreads: 30
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I always wanted a pink bike as a little kid (the yellow and the red never really satisfied my desire)..I fear I'd look a bit stupid now riding one of that colour so I'll settle for a baby Jag (not in pink though)

manlyman:
I don't know how possible is it,but i want to be a Polish citizen. I am from Nigeria ,Africa


Why Poland?
trener zolwiaThreads: 5
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plk123:
should be just up your alley

A funny, hot and rich Polish chick?! You're right, that's my kinda thing! :D


On a similar note: Someone was just asking about your NAMBLA membership in another thread. :s
Mr GrunwaldThreads: 34
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Amathyst:
Why Poland?

Some go for the easiest countries but some are just very ambitious that they HAVE to try Poland...

Ahhh poor sods

That story should calm you off from any fantasies that Poland is a great place. Now off ye go

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