Polish looks? - page 25

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Edited by: king polkakamon Aug 28, 10, 00:11 #721

For example you look at a blonde girl.How do you know she is polish and not russian or german or even greek.

First of all you have to differentiate between slavic and non-slavic.
What favours slavic:
1.Earrings mostly golden and big.If a girl has no earrings she is 90% non-slavic because slavic girls for some reason think ears are ugly and in general they like gold and cosmetics.
2.Heels.Russian girls always wear heels even in the beach.Polish sometimes not but they have shoes of good quality they never wear comfortable sports shoes aka germanic girls
3.Hair.Slavic girls have broken hair not straight.If she has very simple haircut or some variations which I cannot desricbe she is germanic
4.Color.Slavic girls colour their hair.If you see coloured black she is always a Polka.
5.Tight clothes.Always slavic girls.Germanic girls tend to wear loose clothes not so tight.Slavic put tight pants till the kolena and the foot is to see.They also wear tight blouses,western girls do not do that because in this case fat ones would seem very fat and becaome extremely jealous of the slim ones wearing tight blouses,so the disadvantage for the slim girl by the anger of the fat ones would be bigger than the direct appeal of her appearance to men if she wore tight,that is why she conforms and wears loose.

6.Colours of clothes.Germanic girls wear many colours,slavic few.In general germanic prefer what is comfortable while slavic what is elegant or sexy.
7.Eyes.Slavic girls have very sensitive eyes,germanic have very cold eyes.The eyes show directly the brain activity.Probably slavic girls are very sensitive(and thus often mood changing and emotional) unlike our cows.
8.Body movement.Slavic girls move their hips and arms differently when they walk,germanic show more confidence it sth you have to see many times to recognize.Also lots of slavic girls have scoliosis or walk with their heads and shoulders down due to lower self esteem(?) or not to bother the others.Compare tha to the queen walking of our local princesses.

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Aug 28, 10, 09:54 #722

king polkakamon:

They also wear tight blouses,western girls do not do that because in this case fat ones would seem very fat and becaome extremely jealous of the slim ones wearing tight blouses,so the disadvantage for the slim girl by the anger of the fat ones would be bigger than the direct appeal of her appearance to men if she wore tight,that is why she conforms and wears loose.

WTF?!? Where the hell did you get that bull **** from?

You wanna see the state some western girls go out in with clothes too tight. Big and small!!

king polkakamon:

.Earrings mostly golden and big.If a girl has no earrings she is 90% non-slavic because slavic girls for some reason think ears are ugly and in general they like gold and cosmetics.

Read scummy chav types found huddled in bus stops across western europe

king polkakamon:

.Color.Slavic girls colour their hair.If you see coloured black she is always a Polka.

oh so only slavic girls colour their hair, and only black?? Sweeping generalisation anyone?

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Edited by: Wroclaw Aug 28, 10, 10:29 #723

KateLouise:

oh so only slavic girls colour their hair, and only black?? Sweeping generalisation anyone?

there is a fashion type here who have black hair. they all wear similar clothes and are recognizable as Polish.

it's because fashion is so limited here that so many people look the same yet can easily be put into groups.

it is hair, footwear, jewelry and even tattoos that differentiate these groups.

saschaThreads: 10 Posts: 3,425 Joined: Jun 10, 10 ♂	Aug 28, 10, 10:32 #724
I guess that kingpolka is talking out of experience ;-) Btw Katy, I think the average UK girl would have to hide in the basements if traveling to the slavic world. UK best is there maximum average.

southernThreads: 116 Posts: 10,891 Joined: May 17, 07 ♂	Aug 28, 10, 11:26 #725
It is not really like that.If you go to a resort like Agia Napa which is full of germanic and slavic girls in bikinis you can tell the slavic usually by the bigger nose.

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Edited by: NorthMancPolak Aug 28, 10, 11:38 #726

king polkakamon:

They also wear tight blouses,western girls do not do that because in this case fat ones would seem very fat and becaome extremely jealous of the slim ones wearing tight blouses,so the disadvantage for the slim girl by the anger of the fat ones would be bigger than the direct appeal of her appearance to men if she wore tight,that is why she conforms and wears loose.

pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!! so judgemental, yet he really has a way with words sometimes :D

KateLouise:

oh so only slavic girls colour their hair, and only black?? Sweeping generalisation anyone?

:P

You've not been here long, have you? Not quite long enough to fully understand the secret life of southern/king polkakamon, anyway. Give it time, though ;)

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Aug 28, 10, 11:45 #727

How to tell apart polish from russian girls:
What shows that a girl is russian:
1.Heavy perfume.You can smell it one-two meters far from her it is an intoxicating smell paralyzing logical thinking.Polish tend to have more distinctive and light perfumes
2.Heavy make-up.Russian girls are totally dolled up using every kind of make up(eyeliners,lipgloss,etc) in excess.Polish also use make up but to a lesser excess they have generally more natural look(though not so natural as germanic who usually fail to use make-up properly with devastating results-if you see failed make-up she is always German)
3.Heavy use of cosmetics.They have three and four golden earrings,golden chains,bracelets etc generally if you see lots of gold and cosmetics she is russian.Polish have earrings always but not so big.
4.Heels.all russian girls wear heels even the tall ones.Even girls 185 cm tall like to wear heels.And when we say heels we mean high heels.If you see a girl with high cheeks and heels over 10 cm she is always russian.Polish prefer lower heels 5-7 cm.
5.Tanga bikini.Very favourite among russian girls.Polish never wear that,they may have strings but never tanga.If you see very provocative appearance in the beach with tiny bikinis showing the whole ass she is always russian
6.Low pants.If you see the upper part of ass revealed in common view in the street she is always russian.Polish girls do not show so much ass.This seems to be more a russian power thing.Polish on the other hand tend to wear deep decoltes and show a large part of their advanced boobs.Russian boobs are mauch smaller than the average polish so if you see flows of this part you should think about polish,on the other hand if what you see can be categorized as ass you are in front of a Russian.
7.Jeans with designs on them.All slavic girls like jeans which are not simple but have designs on them.However if you see lots of designs,silver belts and shiny straps etc on jeans she is russian.
8.Shorts.You see a girl whose shorts show half of her buttocks.Is she polish or russian?She can be both as pul zadek shorts are popular in both countries however if the shorts seem like very vulgar she is russian(or serbian) if they seem like she forgot or lacked the money to buy sth more full(innocent appearance) she is polish.
Then we will see how we can differentiate a bomb in the beach:is she serbian,czech,slovak or polish?We have to recognize the field before attacking.

sausageThreads: 25 Posts: 1,053 Joined: Sep 21, 07 ♂	Aug 28, 10, 11:46 #728
king polkakamon: How to tell apart polish from russian girls: what about fake tans?

WroclawThreads: 74 Posts: 7,270 Joined: Apr 1, 06 ♂ [Moderator]	Aug 28, 10, 16:30 #729
sausage: what about fake tans? that would fit a lot of the Polish women with black hair.

rychlikThreads: 51 Posts: 442 Joined: Aug 6, 08 ♂	Aug 28, 10, 22:34 #730
I'll provide some comparisons. All people are Polish. All people are Germans. Some Austrians. Some Canadians. Mixture of mostly Anglo, Irish, Scottish.

king polkakamonThreads: 1 Posts: 1,018 Joined: Dec 30, 09 ♂	Aug 28, 10, 23:53 #731
I will show you typical polish face,typical russian and typical czech face.By typical I mean that you find it very common in one country and much less common in other countries. The typical slavic face happens to be beautiful as well that is why slavic women are considered beautiful because the mean is beautiful.

saschaThreads: 10 Posts: 3,425 Joined: Jun 10, 10 ♂	Aug 29, 10, 00:13 #732
king polkakamon: The typical slavic face happens to be beautiful as well that is why slavic women are considered beautiful because the mean is beautiful. Bravo! :-)) @rychlik: Where are the beautiful people?

beckskiThreads: 19 Posts: 2,104 Joined: May 15, 07 MEMBER ♀	Aug 29, 10, 00:29 #733
sascha: Where are the beautiful people? I think the female in the first pic he provided is very pretty. The male in the 4th pic is also handsome. Honk if you love PF :)

AmathystThreads: 30 Posts: 3,898 Joined: Nov 10, 06 ♀	Aug 29, 10, 00:35 #734
beckski: I think the female in the first pic he provided is very pretty. She's the double of Charlotte Church - she's Welsh BTW.. :) sascha: @rychlik: Where are the beautiful people? Care to share your photo with the forum so we can make some judgements on you? Since you feel that you are so superior in looks you can judge others?

saschaThreads: 10 Posts: 3,425 Joined: Jun 10, 10 ♂	Aug 29, 10, 00:48 #735
Amathyst: Care to share your photo with the forum so we can make some judgements on you? Since you feel that you are so superior in looks you can judge others? I don't feel superior. Why do u have that impression? Ever heard that people have subjective sense of beauty - besides "scientific" standards? Btw, UK people are not known for being beautiful. ;-)

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Aug 29, 10, 00:57 #736

sascha:

I don't feel superior. Why do u have that impression? Ever heard that people have subjective sense of beauty - besides "scientific" standards?

But you must be since you judged all those people on their looks..Surely to make such comments you must be much better looking than they are? If you're not, better to keep quiet.

sascha:

Btw, UK people are not known for being beautiful. ;-)

There are plenty of beauties in the UK..If people chose to go along the stereotype that we're all fat and dont dress nicely then..that's up to them..

Charlotte Church

Gerri Halliwell

PaulinaThreads: 2 Posts: 561 Joined: Jan 31, 08 ♀	Edited by: Paulina Aug 29, 10, 01:06 #737
Or Keira Knightley for example:

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Aug 29, 10, 01:07 #738

Amathyst:

Surely to make such comments you must be much better looking than they are? If you're not, better to keep quiet.

As I said. Maybe u don't get it. I can judge however I want. Every person has his own taste. That was what I was talking about.

Please, why did u put those two pics of VIP mouses(they really do look like those animals) here. Nothing nicer looking in UK?
Again. That is my PERSONAL OPINION (but probably also objectively...).

Gut' Nacht.

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Aug 29, 10, 01:20 #739

sascha:

As I said. Maybe u don't get it. I can judge however I want. Every person has his own taste. That was what I was talking about.

No, I dont think you got me..Munters should keep their mouths shut...

sascha:

Please, why did u put those two pics of VIP mouses(they really do look like those animals) here. Nothing nicer looking in UK?
Again. That is my PERSONAL OPINION (but probably also objectively...).

Neither are considered "mouses"

There are plenty of good looking women in the UK..But no matter what Eng, Scot, Welsh female I post, they'll be called low grade by you.

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Edited by: rychlik Aug 29, 10, 06:21 #740

Amathyst:

There are plenty of good looking women in the UK..But no matter what Eng, Scot, Welsh female I post, they'll be called low grade by you.

I like Anglo girls. Posh Spice is very pretty.

I also like Irish girls. Very cute.
Not all slavic girls are beauties. That would be a ridiculous statement.

Some famouse Poles.

Johnny Rzeznik (lead singer of Goo Goo Dolls).

Mateusz Damiecki

Piotr Trochowski plays for Germany.

His girlfriend. Does she have typical German (świnskie rysy) features?

Miroslaw Klose. Someone said he has Serbian features. Wife is Polish.

Lukasz Podolski. Girlfriend is Polish.

Germans. Sorry but he's really ugly and she's way too pretty for him.

Almost forgot. You be the judge (click to enlarge).

How could I forget Fritzl's features? :)

Very Germanic.

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Aug 29, 10, 07:58 #741

Jane Krakowski is an attractive Polish-American woman.

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Aug 29, 10, 09:36 #742

rychlik:

Miroslaw Klose. Someone said he has Serbian features. Wife is Polish.

Serbian features? Lacks a little masculin features ;-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Miljkovi%C4%87

He is serbian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miroslav_Klose

@ Amablabla. You talk to me like that, you unf***ed english housewife? What is wrong with you?

If YOU think these persons you posted are beautiful, fine.
I have different standards. ;-)

For me f.e. from actors tc. Mila Jovovic (5th element) is beautiful. You agree?

@ rychlik: Germanics are not known to be beautiful. That is correct.

jedenThreads: - Posts: 297 Joined: Nov 30, 09 ♂	Aug 29, 10, 10:28 #743
I heard that english avarge beauty is very low ( as far as women), but when you find pretty one she is awsome. Amathyst : everybody can have own standards.

zetigrekThreads: 59 Posts: 2,710 Joined: May 20, 10 ♂	Edited by: zetigrek Aug 29, 10, 11:12 #744
rychlik: Miroslaw Klose. Someone said he has Serbian features. Wife is Polish. rychlik: Lukasz Podolski. Girlfriend is Polish. They are all ugly (women and men) Paulina: Or Keira Knightley for example: It's funny because I consider her really pretty but most of men I know say she's ugly... Amathyst: Gerri Halliwell Gerri Halliway PRETTY?! LOL

king polkakamonThreads: 1 Posts: 1,018 Joined: Dec 30, 09 ♂	Aug 29, 10, 11:15 #745
zetigrek: They are all ugly (women Jealous? I find their polish gfs average for polish standards however cute for euro standards.

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Edited by: zetigrek Aug 29, 10, 11:17 #746

king polkakamon:

Jealous?

No they just ugly. I douby any man would consider them pretty.

king polkakamon:

I find their polish gfs average for polish standards however cute for euro standards.

I know loads of better looking women.

I'll help a lil bit Amathyst.

Beautiful Welsh actress:

Catherine Zeta Jones!

Carey Mulligan (I know she is not a classic beauty but I like her look)

Julie Christie

(I have no idea how Gerri Halliway can be consider pretty...)

rychlikThreads: 51 Posts: 442 Joined: Aug 6, 08 ♂	Aug 29, 10, 19:14 #747
zetigrek: No they just ugly. I douby any man would consider them pretty. You're a f;ucking idiot. Some of you guys are pretty extreme in your opinions. Ugly or super hot. Podolski's gf is quite cute and attractive. I would bang her. Scweinsteigers gf is too hot for him though. She's hot. He's butt ugly. She must have low self esteem :)

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Aug 29, 10, 19:15 #748

sascha:

@ Amablabla. You talk to me like that, you unf***ed english housewife? What is wrong with you?

If YOU think these persons you posted are beautiful, fine.
I have different standards. ;-)

So post up a photo of yourself and your girlfriend, and let the forum judge you both!
Many of us have "different standards" as well. :p

I can't help thinking that a lot of the hatred towards English women on here is from foreign guys who have been turned down by them a lot.

They probably went to Napa and thought that every English woman was "easy", but didn't pull a single one of them, and decided to hit on Polish women instead.

After which, they got lucky, and all of a sudden, Polish women became the most "beautiful" in the world, and English women were branded the "ugliest".

Go figure, as they say in the U.S.A. :D

dtaylor5632Threads: 48 Posts: 4,344 Joined: May 2, 09 ♂	Aug 29, 10, 19:19 #749
NorthMancPolak: I can't help thinking that a lot of the hatred towards English women on here is from foreign guys who have been turned down by them a lot. Exactly ;) When I returned to Scotland I was expecting the fat orange brigade of lassies, but I was happy to find many attractive Scottish lassies. Though that didn't stop me from having a Polish gf!! :D

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Aug 29, 10, 19:28 #750

(Okay, back to the topic of Polish Looks...)

Here's some pics of Martha Stewart. Taken during her heyday, when she was a Chanel model:

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