Survival Polish (some basic lessons : )

Some basic lessons....

kwejk.pl/obrazek/335770/lessons.html

I followed the link and I don't get it at all. How to teach an English man to swear in Polish.

off topic, strange link = humour

It is funny , ha,ha :)

So what is funny Monia? I don't get it :-(

if you say each of the phrases quickly, they resemble some common (as common as swearing goes, anyway) Polish curses. Is that what you didn't get?

Yes :-( . It isn't very good really.

I still don't get the "scotch me", and I consider myself a somewhat accomplished Polish swearer.

Nah, couple of pints with me and you’ll cuss like a native in no time.


You have to admit, it gives it that foreign accent.


LOL. Care to have a beer or two with me?