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a German [Guest]
  Apr 2, 07, 12:52  #211

But I really wouldn' spew such big words as the whole world is watching you getting led around by some ragheads! :)

You are ridiculous! You were also in WWII no big help...without the Russians who tied up our most divisions we would had made short cut with you on D-Day!

LOL

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LOL [Guest]
  Apr 2, 07, 12:53  #212

Two rich polish men go camping. They brought everything they would need except for toilet paper. One says,"Man, I gotta take a ****, where is the toilet paper?" The other man says " I thought you brought it.? His friend says" No, you were supposed to." The other one says, " You’re rich, wipe your ass with a dollar." The first man agrees and goes to take a ****. He comes back pissed off and says to his friend, "You are the dumbest person on the planet, you are the reason people say that people of Polish descent are stupid. You told me to wipe my ass with a dollar." His friend says "Yes, what happened?" The first man replys, "Well thanks to you, Einstein, not only do I have **** all over my hand, I’ve got four quarters stuck up my ass."

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miranda
Edited by: miranda  Apr 2, 07, 12:56  #213

Quoting: a German
You have no idea...
sorry - the Germans I have met
well I do, I used to visit Berlin quite often

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a German [Guest]
  Apr 2, 07, 12:57  #214

That's so unfair...everybody here has kittens and smilies!

:(

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LOL [Guest]
  Apr 2, 07, 12:58  #215

Did you hear about the Polish girl who had two chances to get pregnant?


She blew both of them.

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Puzzler
  Apr 2, 07, 12:58  #216

Holy smoke, Patrycja, you are really Polish!!! Sorry, honey, for my doubting it!

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szarlotka
Edited by: szarlotka  Apr 2, 07, 12:59  #217

Quoting: a German
That's so unfair...everybody here has kittens and smilies


You could always register as a user and then, as if by miracle, you would get smilies. Although I think you would still have to bring your own kitties.

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Bratwurst Boy
  Apr 2, 07, 13:01  #218

Here I am!

Aren't you glad!!!

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LOL [Guest]
  Apr 2, 07, 13:01  #219

How many Poles does it take to kidnap a child?

Twelve.


One to kidnap the child and eleven to write the ransom note.

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szarlotka
  Apr 2, 07, 13:02  #220

Quoting: LOL
LOL


Just post the URL to the jokes page. It would be quicker in the long run.

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szarlotka
  Apr 2, 07, 13:04  #221

Quoting: Bratwurst Boy
Here I am!


My life is now complete.

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witek
  Apr 2, 07, 13:05  #222

Bratwurst Boy,

After you master balancing 1 kitty then you try the same trick with 2 kitties

2kitties.jpg
2kitties.jpg

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anielka
  Apr 2, 07, 13:05  #223

Quoting: a German
"No more smilies for you- and no Polski ogorek in your sandwich tomorrow."

You've asked for smiles, which you won't get if you continue to slander, instead of posts with a minimum of intelligence or knowledge. From your posts, I'm assuming mama makes your lunch, where I live Polskie ogorki are expensive, my children appreciate it in their lunch but then you don't seem to want them anyway.
My post was page 6, post 173.

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Patrycja19
  Apr 2, 07, 13:06  #224

Quoting: Puzzler
Holy smoke, Patrycja, you are really Polish!!! Sorry, honey, for my doubting it!


no problem

whats up with these annoying little turds? who told them they could come out
of the caves yet?

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szarlotka
  Apr 2, 07, 13:08  #225

Quoting: Patrycja19
whats up with these annoying little turds? who told them they could come out
of the caves yet?


Some piper has been past playing his song.

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Patrycja19
  Apr 2, 07, 13:10  #226

Quoting: a German
Another Ami????

You don't know where to find some kitties, don't you....


please act like a civilized adult. or should we all find you a diaper for a avatar?
you already have the crap to fill it anyway!

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Bratwurst Boy
  Apr 2, 07, 13:10  #227

I think there are no more annoying turds than Amis right now...every poll sees you far down...NOBODY likes or respects you anymore...everybody is laughing about you and the Chimpanzee you call president!



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anielka
  Apr 2, 07, 13:10  #228

Quoting: szarlotka
Quoting: Bratwurst Boy

Apols, German, I mean Bratwurst Boy.

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Patrycja19
  Apr 2, 07, 13:15  #229

Quoting: Bratwurst Boy
I think there are no more annoying turds than Amis right now...every poll sees you far down...NOBODY likes or respects you anymore...everybody is laughing about you and the Chimpanzee you call president!


mmmmmm where did you pull that out of a cracker jack box?

oh wait, you dont know what that is. oh well, guess you didnt get all your
schooling in. well send you some so you can get your degree.

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anielka
  Apr 2, 07, 13:17  #230

Quoting: Patrycja19
Patrycja,

Hi, did I answer your questions regarding German bitternes( the nursing comment got me!)

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