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HAS ANYONE HAD SEX IN A MALUCH (is it possible)...?


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wildrover
  Feb 24, 08, 12:39  #1

Just wondered if it was possible.......it is in a Mini..........which is not so different in size....

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Filios1
Edited by: Filios1  Feb 24, 08, 13:00  #2

Nope, sorry. I've made out in one, and that was very cramped as it is.. I did however, see a Fiat Cincento parked along the side of the highway in a truck stop from Czestechowa-Warsaw, and there seemed to be some "ruchanie" going on inside. My cousin promptly flashed his high beam lights into the car and scared the poor sucker away :)

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Michal
  Feb 24, 08, 13:33  #3

I have never known anybody to have sex in a Maluch but I do know of somebody dying in one. Many years ago, my wife's first boyfriend lost his head in one! It was winter time in Radomsko and he was going somewhere one night. He offered her a lift to go too but she refused. The best thing she ever did. On the way, in the snow and ice, his Maluch spun round and went in to the path of a lorry and it chopped his head off! Sometimes it makes me wonder, where all of our lives would have gone otherwise. One little mistake, a second earlier or one second later...it is all fate, I suppose.

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Tommy [Guest]
  Feb 24, 08, 13:33  #4

To have sex in Maluch (Baby Fiat car), one needs to strip the car off its headlights, to be able to stretch the legs.

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Filios1
  Feb 24, 08, 13:34  #5

Michal wrote:
to the path of a lorry and it chopped his head off!


Thats not nice, speaking of someones death like that.
RIP

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Tommy [Guest]
  Feb 24, 08, 13:35  #6

Michal wrote:

I have never known anybody to have sex in a Maluch but I do know of somebody dying in one. Many years ago, my wife's first boyfriend lost his head in one! It was winter time in Radomsko and he was going somewhere one night. He offered her a lift to go too but she refused. The best thing she ever did. On the way, in the snow and ice, his Maluch spun round and went in to the path of a lorry and it chopped his head off! Sometimes it makes me wonder, where all of our lives would have gone otherwise. One little mistake, a second earlier or one second later...it is all fate, I suppose.



Michał, having sex in Maluch and dying in it are really very comparable activities. Great.

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Michal
  Feb 24, 08, 13:36  #7

Filios1 wrote:
Thats not nice, speaking of someones death like that.

No, but it is true. This is a long time ago now-mid 1980's. I never knew him but again, it happens all the time all over the World.

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Tommy [Guest]
  Feb 24, 08, 13:41  #8

Michal wrote:
No, but it is true. This is a long time ago now-mid 1980's. I never knew him but again, it happens all the time all over the World.



Hmm, someone mentions sex and you answer with death. Quite bizarre.

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Michal
  Feb 24, 08, 13:42  #9

It is the only real experience that I have had with a Maluch.

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Tommy [Guest]
  Feb 24, 08, 13:47  #10

Michal wrote:
It is the only real experience that I have had with a Maluch.



Oh, I see. OK.

Well, I used to drive maluch in 80s and early 90s. I even transported a cooker and a fridge in it when I was furnishing my flat.
After taking out a front passenger seat, I carried 6 people inside: 3 at the back, 3 on my right, on the floor.
That was crazy but I was a Polish student then.

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polski_zyd
  Feb 24, 08, 13:49  #11

Tommy wrote:
Hmm, someone mentions sex and you answer with death. Quite bizarre.


La petite mort :)

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osiol
Edited by: osiol  Feb 24, 08, 13:50  #12

That's why I won't learn French!
The other reason being the 2CV - bigger but uglier!

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wildrover
  Feb 24, 08, 14:26  #13

Tommy wrote:
needs to strip the car off its headlights, to be able to stretch the legs.


I SEE.........so thats what was going on when i saw two feet sticking out where the lights should be.........????

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JustysiaS
  Feb 24, 08, 14:29  #14

Like driving in a maluch wasnt bad enough. They are called 'coffins on wheels' for a reason, too ha ha.

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wildrover
  Feb 24, 08, 14:35  #15

I did hear of an accident between a motorcycle and a Maluch.....the Biker survived....the Maluch driver didn,t. eeek...

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Filios1
  Feb 24, 08, 14:36  #16

JustysiaS wrote:
They are called 'coffins on wheels' for a reason, too ha ha.


<-- My favorite : )


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Shawn_H
  Feb 24, 08, 15:09  #17

wildrover wrote:
HAS ANYONE HAD SEX IN A MALUCH...????????

No.

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Michal
  Feb 24, 08, 17:01  #18

Mind you, my wife did not miss him for long. I once asked her, "czy on był miły" to which she replied with that standard Polish expression of indifference, "ja wiem". You can not blame her I suppose, after all, he was polish! My wife has too good a taste.

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