Did Polish farmer Krzysztof Azninski chop his own head off?

People something more original please. This is eerily similar to the story about California man posted to one of those suicide sites. It also tells the story of a man who committed suicide by cutting his own head off with a chainsaw. Who knows stranger things have taken place in California so people there might actually believe in it but do you realize that even the Samurai used a second to decapitate them at the appropriate point when they did their thing? If you’re crazy enough to try to do it yourself, the way of the Samurai that is you’ll find it virtually impossible because of the pain you’ll experience. Don't expect the results to be like those of the Hollywood movies and to do much more than give yourself peritonitis. Trendy for insane martial arts fanatics and gay Japanese poets perhaps but virtually impossible to perform by yourself hence the need of a second to assist you. I can’t imagine that chopping off your own head or someone else doing it for you can be any easier unless you are well restrained, happen to have a guillotine handy and a hooded second of course to put you in restrains and pull the rope so the blade can drop. At least this design guarantees that you neck stays put while the rest of your body does what comes natural for it to do when you’re fully aware of what’s about to happen to you. For a condemn man to patiently lay his head down on a chopping block without even so much as twitching while waiting for the axe to drop is also a Hollywood invention, too cheap to spend a little extra money on extras and make it more realistic I guess, so the image stuck and they saved the money ever since every time they shoot that scene.

No legitimate source verifies the story, but it was a good tale, so I paid up.

Any Polish sources available online to verify it?

She told me another one, il post that one up some other day.

I hope it will be an equally interesting episode in "Polish history." And you wonder why no one wanted to hire you in your own country.

Headed to one of my locals tonight - find out this chick runs it and partially owns it with her boyfriend.

Fair play. Ruthless operators. Cant hate on that.

Yes it did happen

Well, the story I read in a Polish source was different.

It was with an ax and not himself but another guy. They were very drunk and teasing each other - and the one with the ax wanted to pretend he will cut but

he tripped and he did.