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1172: German emperor Friedrich I Barbarossa defends the independence of the Polish dukes 1226: Konrad Mazowiecki asks the Teutonic Knights, a Crusading Order based in Germany, to help subdue the pagan north-eastern tribes of Prussia 1241: the Mongols invade Poland and defeat a joint army of Henry the Pious (Pajac :) of Silesia and the Teutonic Knights at the battle of Liegnitz/Wahlstatt What all this fight is about? There was so much love, support and understanding between both of you. Now put aside your halbas of beer and gaily squeeze each other, mf (my firends ;)
Torq: How glorious, eternal and pure the Polish-Hungarian friendship is!
1444: the Polish-Hungarian army is defeated by the Ottomans at Varna, Wladyslaw III is killed and Poland loses Hungary 1526: Ludwig Jagiellonian dies at the battle of Mohacs and the Jagiellonians lose Hungary and Bohemia It seems like Hungary wanted to be "lost" from this "friendship" ;) It looks like Polish wanted to hump everything they saw around, even "friends" ;) And to link this multitude of love and glorious "eternelity and purity": Abandoned by its allies and threatened with civil war, Czecho-Slovakia was unable to fight its neighbors. Instead, it allowed Germany, Hungary, and Poland to bite off pieces http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2003/poland.htm Perfect love triangle?! Bratwurstboy: Our pleasure! Everybody knows - you haven't had to say it.
Sokrates: Poland though a regional power did not invade (Germany) Haha, with what? You left your army in Ukrainian fields together with its gay feathers ;). Now we have nice crops of sweet beets (Poles are sweet when they are asleep or dead:()
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