how do i get rid of a girl?

Change your e-mail address to axemurderer@alcatraz.com ?

tell her you are emigrating to a far away place forever... or alternatively just ignore her emails.. if you dont respond to her she will soon get the message... harsh, but true.

Admin.

Far be it from me to criticise, but if you have a list of "posts to be deleted" I'm not sure why the above mentioned one doesn't have a starring, nay even headlining role.

Just think, do it for Bubba.
Becuase that mean's that B now has one post that doesn't need to die prematurely. :)

You'll be doing him and his "get me 4 stars" campaign a great service, not to mention the rest of us.

Is she that awful?

you could give her to Big Rob.. he seems pretty desperate.

Witek,
how about telling her the truth???

No do the honourable thing and lie.

"look its me, not you, I'm sorry but I need space to think about where I am at the momment, I don't want to hurt you, but I really need this time for myself".

"And anyway I think I'm gay"

Giles...that is the worst ever way of putting it............

And...am sorry, if you thought it ok to come out of the closet on the board......I can read between the lines.....

Advise her to join this forum and see if she can guess which one is you!

lmao

And...am sorry, if you thought it ok to come out of the closet on the board......I can read between the lines.....

lmao

lol...

"And anyway I think I'm gay"

Sorry that should have read,

"And anyway i think i'm Canadian"

I can read between the lines

lol

No mate.

That's taking it a face value. I think he's secretly trying to pull. They never suspect the loud one in sequins, who is there to provide a padded shoulder to cry on and get changed in front of... hmm, I think he's on to something. :)

<Must buy a manbag>

Yeah...betcha Giles wears matching manbags....lol

I've noticed German tourist like manbags. I think they are asking for trouble.

Hmm ... I'm a tourist, I know I'll put everything of any value (passport, i.d card, money, phone, camera, travellers checks and credit cards) in my manbag, I'll now swan around int-shirt, sandals and sunglasses with my manbag carefully tucked under my arm waiting to be stolen.

Having said that...... before you guys run off and start mugging Germans for their manbags. Remember if you see smartly dressed men in cities with man bags, be warned, this is where guns are often concealed, because.....wait for it....it means you are able to fire a handgun covertly, i.e not having to draw your gun and not flashing the weapon around......hmmmmm try that for size.....

And yes I do have a manbag

However, I don't carry it regularly

For example.

concealed_weapon.jpg

You're full of jokes. You can't even manage to get your own girlfriend pregnant

Witek,

What's wrong with telling her you don't like her. Be a man and take care of your childish situation. What are ya new?

Manbag article



He's Got A Manbag
Funny piece in The Guardian today regarding the trend for men carrying bags, or 'manbags' as they appear to have been dubbed. The article indicated many reasons for the sudden growth in 'manbags', including the fashion for tighter clothing and the amount of stuff we carry around everyday (laptops, iPods etc etc). I have been a devotee of the 'manbag' for sometime now. It all started when I first went to Spain with my wife and saw the popularity of said item. Of course, I thought it was a cool idea and dared to try it when I arrived back in England. Surprisingly no-one took the **** out of me (well, not to my face anyway!!), so I continued to this very day.

Now some of you (only some!!) might be starting to think I am some kind of fashionista. Unfortunately, the reason I chose to carry bag was nothing to do with fashion, it was environmental. Stick with me on this! I get sick to death of shop assistants shoving plastic bags at me whether I want one or not. Most of the time I do not. In fact, as far as I am concerned, the companies that distribute the most amount of plastic bags should be higher levels of taxation than those who use more environmentally friendly methods of packing goods. This is why I carry a 'manbag' (I actually prefer 'satchel'), for the sake of the planet godammit!! And if I look cool and trendy while doing it then all the better.
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Quoting: popye
i will make her pregnent


You're full of jokes. You can't even manage to get your own girlfriend pregnant

Dude hey can't even spell Popeye!!!

And clearly my typing skills are not better than Popeye's .........damn it bollocks

...eeemmm...no.......suppose you shave legs, chest, and don't fart too...( even more environmentally friendly)....

...eeemmm...no.......suppose you shave legs, chest, and don't fart too...( even more environmentally friendly)....

Are you following me....how do you know these things?

What are you doing, comparing notes?

LOL in USA MURSE

Murses are purses - for guys.

Man purses, or murses, are popping up on runways in Milan, Paris and New York. Gucci recently featured drawstring bags and shoulder totes for men on their runways this past spring and fall. Prada, Dolce & Gabbana, Roberto Cavalli all have their versions of the murse, ranging from small and strappy drawstring bags to larger shoulder totes.

truth is the best, I hate men who are coming with all kinds of excuses (they usually really lame anyways). It's waste of time.

Its gonna get worse over there when David Beckham turns up to play for LA

Miranda....ssshhh........we are discussing manbags...we've moved on.
Would you give your man a murse... [*********]

Admin the word S N I G G E R is NOT a swear word, it means to laugh, jeez....

boys boys if your discussing bags got to think of shoes as well

Yeah, but can you get shoes that stop you farting,...thats wot Giles wants to know....lol