is it that my love is worthless? (a sad heart)

That's exactly my point! That's why I said he would "write it off as a bunch of nobodies" because he's not getting the answers he wants. I think you and I are thinking along the same lines but it's just not getting expressed very well over the internet.

i know you are american and its not your fault but you really should learn to speak english proper like...

[love you really ]

back 'atcha, babe!

[.....and how could I not love you, BW ]

lucky me

Of course I know loving you is MY problem, isn't it? I'll try not to hold any expectations!


No, lucky me

lol... thanks for relieving me of all repsonsability...

Anything to make your life easier, General! Gotta run.....chat with you later.

cool... do you wanna move in to my place... ive got some washing that needs doing...?

Depends on what you'll be wearing as you do it

well nothing... obviously... youll be washing it... ill have my feet up in front of the tele waiting for you to bring me another beer...

How about you place a small refrigerator next to the sofa, and you can grab your beer while you are rubbing my feet.....we'll let the maid do the laundry!

hmmm... well im open to discussion... but i get to hold the tv control...

I think the tv remote is negotiable..... [Hmmm, wonder what I get in return?]

You get to change the channels when the battery runs out

Or maybe I can dial the telephone and ring you up to bring us new batteries for the remote.....while you are at it, you can help the maid fold the laundry.

well... there was the feet rubbing... and as im said... im open to dicussion...



i was absolved of all responsibility... see post #35

I'm moving to the outback...notoriously patchy communications out there. Would hate to be in such a position of responsibility and unable to live up to my duties.

I understand, Huegel.....I guess we'll just send the maid out for new batteries, although first we have to hire one. I better get busy checking the forum for those advertising for wanted employment......


Well, maybe not ALL responsibility.....I do like an occasional back rub along with the foot rub. Oh, and a nice hot bath drawn to drain any leftover tension that you may have missed

hang on a minute... i need reminding... what was in it for me again...?

You get to hold the tv remote, drink as much beer as you want, have clean clothes, and my charming company, of course......what else would you like?

Wow Bubba, you poor bugger, life doesn't sem fair. I get yalundayaluna and you get the above. Man, I really lucked out!! Phewee, i'd better hot foot it to Canyouguesswhatitisyet Intl airport before some other lethario gets his claws into her!

Have fun mate.

hmmm... funny how quickly things get taken for granted...



well... you know that oil i was rubbing in to your feet... do you think you could... you know... just... how shall i say this...

enjoy yourself blue... crack a fat !

Ranj never surrender the remote in any circumstances whatsoever

What? Pour it into the tub for you, so you can have soft, smooth, skin?

oooh... are you running the tub for me... how kind... could you pass me another beer... please... and i think the remote batteries need changing whilst your up...

and dont whatever you do ever take any advice from Amathyst... especially when it concerns anything operated by battery...

Wow, talking about hijacking POST...

Well, you know.....it's the least I can do for all the rubbing I'll be getting


Since you said, "Please," I'll just place another small fridge by the tub.


Do you REALLY want to watch tv?

not when you seem to be enjoying the rubbing so much...