Jaffa Cake Sales male/female required

Vacant Positions at the Jaffa Cake PLC, Jobs available countrywide with potential for promotion.

Experienced required: 3 years jaffa cake sales experience, knowledge on jaffa cakes and a free flowing understanding of the flavours, textures and design of the jaffa cake.

positions available for all ages, for more information please send your CV and covering letter to jobsdep@jaffajobs.co.uk

......and it helps if you don't like them otherwise all the stock will get scoffed up......and you should like wearing the special promotional marketing suits we provide too. We will require you to go into shopping centres (for americans that's shopping malls <g>) The suits are made out of a bright orange fluorescent fabric with chocolate covered bottoms :)

Pretty smart really. We will of course pay for dry cleaning and replacement parts, so long as they are from wear and tear and haven't been lost or mislaid.

We're a fair Company, we don't pay well but if you are a
choc-a-holic we allow you to go into the factory once a week (totally foc ) and smell the chocolate being melted. Of course, this would be regarded as a perk and may be taxable :(

We do provide free refreshments, tap water from the kitchen area and mis-shaped penguins.(Can have as many as you can eat too)

:)

Im interested if I can work on the different flavours... lime, cherry and blackcurrant.

What exactly is a Jaffa Cake?

Yes there are positions available in the famous 'JDD' Jaffa Cake Development Department, we would be happy to add people to the team who have great imaginations to take our product forward.

Omg......you don't know waht a jaffa cake is ?

google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=picture+of+jaff a+cake&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

3 good pics of them on there for you :)

Here is an advert for our wonderful product



Remember: Daddy Doesn't Lie

Interesting.....of course, BW and his mom kept offering me biscuits, which turned out to be cookies.....learn sth new everyday, aye!

Wedel's Delicje are better than Jaffa Cakes anyway... you can buy them in all sorts of cool flavours, whereas Jaffa Cakes are just in orange. :p

lol

thats exactly what I was thinking of... however Jaffa cakes do come in several other flavours these days such as Blackcurrant and Lemon and Lime, but nowhere near as many as these guys above.. and not so nice and tasty either.. imho.

Mmmmmmmm I Want a job :))

I Promise i wont let the McVities eat your JaffaCakes.

Are you up to mischief again.
You are a naughty boy. But you make me laugh. :-D

Isnt he allways.? Hehe

Sacralige,treason, off with your head! NOTHING is better than a jaffa cake, nothing I say,do you hear me, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmmmmmbiteing the top off,placing it to one side for later....or nibbling round the outside,getting closer to the juicy orengy flavoured,stuff,mmmmmmmjjjaaafa cake.....

to your first point, yes i am :)
to your second point, good good, its all part of the service :)

Well im guessing YOU Wont get the job.
You like them too much. and they will worry about you eating all the stocks. lol

As for Jaffa cakes...I would probably take an offer of...eating a full package ;D

I'd discard the packaging and eat the Jaffa cakes that were inside.