My grandfather used to say something like , Yezoosmadia Christos panna porco dio.
And my grandma used to say something like: Dooh shventy zastovau panny maryi. We had a problem how to interpret her words coz she was lisping. Today, at last, we have found out she meant: Duch Święty zmajstrował Pannie Maryi. We are so relieved cos we thought our grandpa was saying sth indecent.