Hmm, wonder if any native Polish speakers are still around... I have a problem you see... I am very creative with language and write poetry in English, but I know no polish whatsoever and their is a very beautiful female Genetics major who happens to be polish I am trying to win over. Humor seems to be the best way to do this and I need to translate something creative... here are some phrases I would LOVE if someone could translate into comprehensive versions in Polish... also, any chance you could include or spell it as it is pronounced as I will be speaking it to her?
"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile?"
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
"I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?"
this one is probably pretty difficult, but I came up with it myself just for the occasion...
The Icecaps are melting, College Tuition is skyrocketing and excessive amounts of work make jack a dull boy and Victoria a tired girl. So, unless you have a massive Zeus man on your event horizon, I would love to spice up your life with a free cup of coffee, some random conversation and perhaps Whipped Cream and handcuffs later if all goes well, what do you say?
know that in helping me in this endeavor, you are potentially changing a life, helping a college student get laid and uniting a future couple. Thanks!