Sexual diseases! Please tell me how I go about getting tested in Poland?

When I was young and poor I used to have to clean one. It still gives me nightmares. the owner never ever changed the jacuzzi water. Some other pretty bad things there too.

Shity stuff sex for monies ain't my thingy!Nor the other way around :)

No offence but you sound like a total retard!


There is only one problem with your story, who would want to sleep with an stupid ape like you?
Time to stop dreaming.

Thank you hague1cmaeron, at last somebody who has read my original post. So by what name are these clinics known in Poland? In the UK they are "genito-urinary medicine (GUM) clinics". You do know, don't you? You do speak Polish better than me? Now come on, don't fudge the issue.

Go to your local hospital or GP and they will point you in the right direction, surely even the greatest of imbeciles can follow these instuctions...... That is why I suspect that your whole post is BS, nothing more than trolling.

You have little imagination! I do not have GP here, and as I only speak a little Polish I hardly want to call attention to myself trying to make myself understood and having staffing buzzing about trying to find and English speaker to help me.

Yet again I appear to trodden inadvertently on a person’s inadequacy. With 854 posts in this forum alone in under a year, it is obvious you have no social life and hence no contact with the opposite sex; but perhaps, pani Pięści gives you all the comfort you need.

Sure, I am not one making up an imaginary sex life. lol.
And than trying to share it with the rest of the world.

So let me get this Right, you can't speak the language, but somehow that doesn't stop you from effing around? However It does seem to stop you from letting one doctor know that you would like to speak to another doctor who speaks English?

Are you an ape or a human?

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STDs (incl. HIV) are more common in the UK than in Poland.
However, Ukraine has a huge number of HIV-pos people.

The problem in Poland is the very many people never test themseleves, even when they had a lot of unprotected sex.

which tells us that this means nothing

Actually tiny compared to Poland's eastern neighbors. It wasn't available online for quite some time but i found it. This documentary is about the epidemic in Russia.

youtube.com/watch?v=u4MzzJFGwS8

If you would have my advice, I will give it to you in short: the number of iatrogenic diseases is exceeding the natural ones. To the wise the hint should be sufficient.

Borek, that was four years ago. It's probably dropped off by now.

Very good Roger - I don't think our Polish friends latched on to your "Carry-On" quip there.