Why me? (made an idiot of myself at the club)

OMG don't believe i put les i ment legs lol

"The principle which gives the thought the dynamic power to correlate with its object, and therefore to master every adverse human experience, is the Law of Attraction, which is another name for love. This is an external and fundamental principle inherent in all things, in every system of Philosophy, in every Religion, and in every Science. There is no getting away from the law of love. It is feeling that imparts vitality to thought. Feeling is desire and desire is love. Thought impregnated with love becomes invincible."
-Charles Haanel

LS....you don't have to believe in gravity either, but it still exerts its influence!

There is no such gravity... Newton just stood on the shoulder of a giant and banged his head on the apple, which just so happened to be innocently growing on a branch. It was Pope who made the whole apple falling thing up, apparently.

Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night;

God said "Sit under a tree" and the apple fell down, alright!

...trust me.

But as a man you should know "what goes up must come down" is that gravity

No i'd say that's over eagerness, or disappointment, depending on your perspective.

Sorry, that never usually happens to me, shall we try again in 5 mins...ah Heart Beat is coming on, no, Nick Berry never disappoints you dear....

I'll take that as rather reluctant yes then

I still say no, you can apparently get Heartbeat in space. (mir has UK Gold) No one can hear me scream.

Some times I really get worred about you

You aren't the only one...poor guy is completely daft!

Wouldnt have him any other way

Fair enough

i'm crap at datin! i'v just decided that. i'v been txtin this bloke all day (no not polish i'm afraid) thought we were gettin on really well, then tell him wot i'm after. thats it scared him away.
Sorry but i'm fed up with men that think i was put on this planet for there pleasure!!!!!!!!

Tell us what you are after Lisa....after all you've told us everything else.........

Fed up with men...?.you..?..never....you're worse than a guy...!!!!..you've got men on your mind....24/7....IMHO....:)

tut at you frank lol

all i said was that i was fed up with men thinkin i'm here for one thing theres more to life than SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
i want someone here for me if i need a cuddle or a spider taken out of the bath. thats it plain and simple. fed up with bein used for one thing!!!!!!!

dont be nosey!!!!!!!!

Hello.

Is that the Dads To Go imporium?

What I need is a man who doesn't know me and is ready to settle down. Ability to function perfectly while on majority sleepless nights preferable. <furious pencil scribbling>

No, not for that reason. God, is that all you men think about?

[at that point the line went dead]

pmsl hueg
well at least that brought a smile to my face. even though i had to read it twice as i'm pissed and cryin.

I used to be gud at the whole spider thing...now they scare me too............should I be looking for a man as well?....:)

We are all used.......its a question of compromises........just try and stay away from the nutters...!

PS Am still waiting to be un-tutted.......:)

Am a sado Lisa......not even able to drink.........can never cry.......

sorry frank you are offically un tutted lol

is there?

men make $$$ and become powerful not only to satisfy their ego and drive but also to make themselves look more desirable and attractive to females.

Only twice. Now you're just showing off. :)

If he bolts when you say what it is you really want, then he was always going to bolt.

<Prepare for platitude>

At least <here it comes> you didn't find out further down the line when more involved. Don't give up, we're not all ar*ses. Just sadly there seems to be more that are.

edit: See above. :)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh...........................

There ya go Lisa................keep an eye out for the rich pea-"cocks"........good tip that.......let us know if Witeks post hepled...:)

don't want a rich man.

like them poor? you are lying.

all women get wet when they see a handome man pull up in a gorgous car.

i have seen this many times and girls get horny when they see the beautiful car, the man driving the car can be short, fat and bald. it doesn't matter

There are a lot of women in the world. Not all of them are impressed by a piece of metal covered in paint.

not all women but most are impressed

You just reminded me, the other day I saw a hot car and an old guy driving and the woman in the passenger seat was young and blonde. :)