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Man from Zakopane who cut off his own genitals


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hotbod4u51
  Nov 21, 07, 18:55  #31

lol maybe ,because polish men ,think they have been short changed down there ,he was mad he had a small one so cut it off lol

 
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Buddy
  Nov 21, 07, 19:11  #32

You could say he was "self-bobbitized".

 
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El Gato
  Nov 21, 07, 19:48  #33

Quoting: sapphire
I was just wondering if this is normal behaviour in Poland?


Yup, along with every single Pole who gets into a relationship with someone not Polish either cheats, dumps them, takes their partner's money, or sleeps with their brother/sister.

You know what the best part is? You get to read all about that here on this one forum! Isn't that great?!?!

 
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wildrover
  Nov 22, 07, 05:36  #34

I had a vasectomy once......thats as near as i wanna come....if you will excuse the expression.....

 
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sledz
  Nov 22, 07, 05:38  #35

Quoting: Ranj
Did they all want to be members of the Vienna Boys Choir?

Hes the new Soprano..lol

 
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Daisy
  Nov 22, 07, 05:40  #36

Quoting: sledz
Hes the new Soprano..lol


it's actully known as a castrato

 
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sledz
  Nov 22, 07, 05:46  #37

Quoting: Daisy
it's actully known as a castrato

hes on Youtube..lol


 
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gosiaczek
  Nov 22, 07, 05:57  #38

Quoting: Varsovian
I was just wondering if this is normal behaviour in Poland?


of course , how come you didn't know that?! that's the standard contraception in Poland :D

 
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Ronek
  Nov 22, 07, 06:08  #39

Quoting: sapphire
is normal behaviour in Poland?

polish highlanders are known to do crazy things when they're drunk

 
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kochanie
  Nov 22, 07, 10:41  #40

There was a guy from Britain not long ago who lopped off his testicles while his wife was at work cos he wanted to be a woman. Could you imagine coming back home to find that??? lol.

 
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wildrover
  Nov 22, 07, 12:00  #41

I wanted to have the sex change operation a while back....They told me that changing my bits from male to female was easy enough , the tricky part was removing half the brain.....And yes i am ready for the abuse...hee hee....Sorry ladies , its just a joke , honest , forgive me......

 
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Patrycja19
  Nov 22, 07, 12:06  #42

Quoting: wildrover
the tricky part was removing half the brain.....And yes i am ready for the abuse..


we already thought that occurred..(removal of brain) seeing that you dont use it
very often :D

hee hee :))

 
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Patrycja19
  Nov 22, 07, 12:09  #43

and yes, its good to get rid of the male part of the brain if your becoming a woman
anyway, you wouldnt want to confuse yourself :) heh heh..

 
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Daisy
  Nov 22, 07, 12:32  #44

Quoting: wildrover
They told me that changing my bits from male to female was easy enough , the tricky part was removing half the brain.


but I thought that's where men keep their brains ;)

 
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sledz
  Nov 22, 07, 12:42  #45

Sometimes the little head does the thinking for the big head:)

 
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wildrover
  Nov 22, 07, 12:54  #46

No offence meant girls.....I consider women as equals , and actually quite like them....

 
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southern
  Nov 22, 07, 14:07  #47

Now this man can become a feminist.

 
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Crow
Edited by: Crow  Nov 23, 07, 07:53  #48

Quoting: southern
Now this man can become a feminist

in any case he should accomodate on new situation. He still has something to offer, after all.


BDW, what you say for that Novi Sad woman, which asked seriously on TV: `Why would any woman tolerate pig for whole her life because of just one sossage?`

Now, imagine that pig decided to cut of sossage. Starnge choice

 
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Foreigner4
  Nov 23, 07, 07:57  #49

"squirms uncomfortably" curses self for clicking on thread and passes on.

 
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celinski
  Nov 24, 07, 22:54  #50

How did this happen by accident? Must have been in for tonsils? "Ouch" Carol

 
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sledz
  Nov 24, 07, 23:09  #51

Its saturday night and were talking about balls....lol

Isnt this special:)

 
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celinski
  Nov 24, 07, 23:18  #52

sledz,

Could be worse, we could be going in for surgury in the am. In Connecticut, USA we have to sign and then the dr. signs the place of surgury. Maybe Poland should do that?

LOL/ Carol

 
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sledz
  Nov 24, 07, 23:20  #53

Ouch, sounds painfull in any country:)

Quoting: celinski
In Connecticut, USA we have to sign and then the dr. signs the place of surgury. Maybe Poland should do that?

not much better in Illinois

 
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celinski
  Nov 24, 07, 23:26  #54

Quoting: Buddy
self-bobbitized



Buddy know of Mrs. Bobbit that cut it off in the USA and then wouldn't tell the cops where her cheaten hubby's part was tossed. LOL Dog ran off with it. No really they found it and put it back. I think it would be more fun to super glue his hand to it and laugh like heck as he goes to the hospital to get it unstuck. Whats that they say"cheaters never prosper". Carol

 
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sledz
  Nov 24, 07, 23:35  #55

Bobbitt tried becoming a porn star after that,

I guess his career went limp...lol

 
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Crow
Edited by: Crow  Nov 25, 07, 02:53  #56

Quoting: sledz
Bobbitt tried becoming a porn star after that,

hmm, porn movie with freaks in action

terrible idea

such a things could ruin image about sex as good relaxation

 
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