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Multiple wives will mean multiple benefits.


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Grzegorz_
  Feb 3, 08, 11:45  #1

Husbands with multiple wives have been given the go-ahead to claim extra welfare benefits following a year-long Government review, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal.

Even though bigamy is a crime in Britain, the decision by ministers means that polygamous marriages can now be recognised formally by the state, so long as the weddings took place in countries where the arrangement is legal.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/03/nbenef it103.xml

LOL !!!!!!

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JustysiaS
  Feb 3, 08, 12:01  #2

oh dear oh dear, British government sure has loads of money to give away eh

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GetRealM8ey [Guest]
  Feb 3, 08, 12:04  #3

The UK has gone mad.

Wonder if the EU will allow it too or is it just the stupid British Government who are being ridiculous.


Time to emigrate innit !

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Seanus
  Feb 3, 08, 12:05  #4

Back to the times of HenryVIII, hehehe. Divorce wasn't as complicated then

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joo who
  Feb 3, 08, 12:18  #5

There has been an additional tax credit allowance for multiple dependant partners since its introduction!! UK government has already been giving away thousands to polygamous families.....since 2003/04? But don't worry, as the government is feeling so rich and generous, taxes are increasing this year for those on incomes below £18500, so we can easily foot the bill for these dss benefits as well!

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GetRealM8ey [Guest]
  Feb 3, 08, 12:19  #6

Men don't need to have affairs anymore. All you have to do is to renounce your faith (assuming you (a) have one and (b) aren't a muslim already) convert to muslim, find a new woman , marry her in a muslim country, come back to UK and the State pays for you to have a second woman, then another one etc etc.......all legal too.

But what about women then, has to be equality so they too should be able to do the same. Would have to invent a womans muslim faith hahaha......

Oh to live in Uk, definitely a land of milk and honey !

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southern
  Feb 3, 08, 12:22  #7

A russian wife for sex,a polish for dating,an italian to cook and a german for spanking.

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Grzegorz_
  Feb 3, 08, 12:23  #8

southern wrote:

A russian wife for sex,a polish for dating,an italian to cook and a german for spanking.


:)

joo who wrote:


Great horses :)

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joo who
  Feb 3, 08, 12:34  #9

Grzegorz_ wrote:
Great horses :)

Nice Dog!!
Sadly the horses didn't qualify for tax credits or benefits!! So they have now moved to Poland where the grass is cheaper!! ;0)

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beckski
  Feb 3, 08, 12:36  #10

How about multiple husbands for women?

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CaringCarla
  Feb 3, 08, 12:37  #11

I thought bigamy was illegal in the UK ?

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AvJoeUK [Guest]
  Feb 3, 08, 12:40  #12

CaringCarla wrote:
I thought bigamy was illegal in the UK ?


Thats what my third wife said.

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GetRealM8ey [Guest]
  Feb 3, 08, 12:43  #13

southern wrote:
A russian wife for sex,a polish for dating,an italian to cook and a german for spanking.


Who does the cleaning then ? And all the ironing and stuff ?

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CaringCarla
  Feb 3, 08, 12:46  #14

GetRealM8ey wrote:
Who does the cleaning then ? And all the ironing and stuff ?


the same fairys who change the loo roll and put clean sheets on the bed

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southern
  Feb 3, 08, 12:47  #15

GetRealM8ey wrote:
Who does the cleaning then ? And all the ironing and stuff ?


Ukrainian for cleaning(so you can enjoy stockings as well),moldovan for ironing and dutch for milk.

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GetRealM8ey [Guest]
  Feb 3, 08, 12:47  #16

For me I would have a Frenchman to flirt with (sexy accent of course) a Polishman to cook for me (I like Polish food) An italian for when I want someone to eye me up and grope me sometimes. A millionaire (any nationality) to keep me in the manner I would like to live (and not work for).


Then I would have a secret lover for sex because it would be more exciting. <joke>

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CaringCarla
  Feb 3, 08, 12:50  #17

GetRealM8ey wrote:
Then I would have a secret lover for sex because it would be more exciting

but what nationality?

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southern
  Feb 3, 08, 12:51  #18

GetRealM8ey wrote:
Then I would have a secret lover for sex


I would keep that secret.

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BubbaWoo
  Feb 3, 08, 12:51  #19

impeach the president... wait, thats america

fukit

revolution

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GetRealM8ey [Guest]
  Feb 3, 08, 12:56  #20

CaringCarla wrote:
but what nationality?


I have one in mind :)

southern wrote:
would keep that secret.



Too true !


BubbaWoo wrote:
impeach the president... wait, thats america



George Bush is always to blame, Hilary Clinton for president, Bill Clinton for Vice President and Monica Lewisnky (is that a Polish name ?) Well Monica, can be Bill's secret lover hahaha !

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CaringCarla
  Feb 3, 08, 12:58  #21

GetRealM8ey wrote:
I have one in mind :)

only one?

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Bartolome
  Feb 3, 08, 15:20  #22

GetRealM8ey wrote:
Monica Lewisnky

Lewisnky ? No. Perhaps Lewinsky ? Woman from Lewin Brzeski :)

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angel
  Feb 3, 08, 16:36  #23

why marry at all-just have different partners when you fancy a change-isnt that what most people do?

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HAL9009
  Feb 6, 08, 19:53  #24

angel wrote:
why marry at all


...to get the extra welfare payments... ;)

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Shawn_H
  Feb 6, 08, 19:57  #25

beckski wrote:
How about multiple husbands for women?

Now don't be silly Beckski. That is ridiculous.

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Eurola
Edited by: Eurola  Feb 6, 08, 20:49  #26

A double standard, Shawn? :)

(all we want are the multiple salaries to spend, you know)

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plk123
  Feb 6, 08, 23:33  #27

BubbaWoo wrote:
revolution

that's america too, man.

Grzegorz_ wrote:
LOL !!!!!!
that's what the FLDS do here.. the other wives aren't so legally thus single moms on welfare... they do well over there..

Grzegorz_ wrote:
Multiple wives will mean multiple benefits.

or one really bad one once a month. :D :D

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UK2008
  Feb 14, 08, 07:59  #28

southern wrote:
A russian wife for sex,a polish for dating,an italian to cook and a german for spanking.


Indian for cooking, Filipino for cleaning, Wyspy for everything else. ;) :D

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Wyspianska
  Feb 14, 08, 08:05  #29

UK2008 wrote:
Wyspy for everything else

wohoo and many many mooore!

Welcome, finally registred, huh? ( :

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UK2008
  Feb 14, 08, 09:01  #30

haha thanks yeah lol :)

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