Need to talk to someone on the phone

Could someone please help ! I'm writing a comedy and in the comedy there is a polish gentleman who has learnt Welsh and English . I need to talk to someone on the phone as soon as possible just to hear what they sound like and find out what some swearwords are . please contact me if you can help - male or female


ej

Not sure what is needed here - do you want a Polish person to determine his/her language knowledge?

No i just want to heat a polish person talking uk english to see what words they have difficulty with

heat? That created images in my mind. Sorry.

This isn't going to make us look like a bnch of idiots. There have been too many comedies like that and they are absolutely false. While we have our idiots, most Polish people are educated enough to be considered "smarter than the average bear"


Yes......I like Yogi the bear.......and Booboo......and Picanic baskets

Artur

I was going to make him the most intelligent of the charecters , but youve just put your foot in it a little . You voiced a paranoid thought ! Are all Polish people paranoid or just the idiots ?

See? You just did it. I think that Artur is right.

Read it again Sam !!!!!!!!!! Read it again please !

Who said I was going to make the Polish person an idiot ? Artur took it for granted , that I was like all the other writers , going to make Polish people look stupid . But its Artur , himself , who tarred me with the same brush and made himself look stupid , by complaining about people getting tarred by the same brush , whilst tarring someone else with another brush . Artur has now proved that he's an idiot , so what am I to do with this information? Am I supposed to ignore it or use it ?

Jees ! I only asked for a little help , but if this is your atitude , towards people wanting help to get the facts straight - forget it , i'll make the intelligent charecter a Romanian .