Army maneuvers "Anakonda 2010" -Russia and Belarus DEFEATED, Poland VICTORIOUS!

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Edited by: Torq Oct 15, 10, 10:19 #1

Ladies and gentlemen - HURRRRRAAAH! It is my pleasure to inform you that forces of Wislandia
(Poland) have won a crushing defeat over the evil invaders from Monda (Belarus) and Baria
(Russia). The war lasted two weeks and the invasion from the sea, Kaliningrad district and Brest
area was repelled.

The great army maneuvers "Anakonda 2010" were a huge success of Polish Armed Forces.
You will find more information and some photos here...

http://facet.interia.pl/militaria/wojsko/news/kulisy-wojny-polsko-bial oruskiej,1544075,4559

...sorry for the link in Polish (use google translator if you don't know the language of the victorious side.)

During the exercise, there were simulated air combats between MiG 29s and F-16s
(Polish Airforce is the only in the world that uses both.)

What can I say? Well done and congratulations to our boys from 7th Coastal Defence
Brigade (7. Brygada Obrony Wybrzeża), 15th Mechanized Brigade and other Polish units,
and up yours, Monda and Baria!

AdamKadmonThreads: 38 Posts: 1,120 Joined: Apr 23, 10 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 10:48 #2
Torq: Ladies and gentlemen - HURRRRRAAAH! It is my pleasure to inform you that forces of Wislandia(Poland) have won a crushing defeat over the evil invaders from Monda (Belarus) and Baria(Russia). So that's the way the Polish battered husbands compensate their frustration?

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Oct 15, 10, 10:54 #3
AdamKadmon: So that's the way the Polish battered husbands compensate their frustration? Sure. All the wars in history were started by battered husbands who just wanted to get away from their violent wives :)

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Edited by: Torq Oct 15, 10, 19:58 #4
What? No reaction to such brilliant news? Typical of PF - if Poland had lost, there would be 50 replies!

convexThreads: 46 Posts: 7,185 Joined: Nov 25, 09 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 20:04 #5
Poland beat Poland, woohoo! Poland with the new F16s beat Poland with the old outdated Mig29s that haven't seen an upgrade in ages. Will there be a victory parade?

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Edited by: Bratwurst Boy Oct 15, 10, 20:05 #6

Torq:

Ladies and gentlemen - HURRRRRAAAH! It is my pleasure to inform you that forces of Wislandia
(Poland) have won a crushing defeat over the evil invaders from Monda (Belarus) and Baria
(Russia). The war lasted two weeks and the invasion from the sea, Kaliningrad district and Brest
area was repelled.

Hurraaah...*throws flowers at Torqi* :)

Good to know you will defend us well...just in case! :)

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Oct 15, 10, 20:07 #7

convex:

Poland beat Poland, woohoo! Poland with the new F16s beat Poland with the old outdated Mig29s that haven't seen an upgrade in ages.

Will there be a victory parade?

Shut up.

Bratwurst Boy:

Hurraaah...*throws flowers at Torqi* :)

Good to know you will defend us well...just in case! :)

Thank you, BB. You can always count on Wojsko Polskie (you know what I say - Jeder Schuß ein... he he.)

convexThreads: 46 Posts: 7,185 Joined: Nov 25, 09 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 20:13 #8
Torq: Shut up. In other news, the Polish national football team defeated some blue shirted team members today. But seriously, I think one of the most important things that Poland is lacking with those F16s is AWACS.

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Edited by: Torq Oct 15, 10, 20:18 #9

Yes, we really should get AWACS as soon as possible. There's still a long way for Poland
to go, before the modernization of our Armed Forces is completed, but all in all, I'm quite
happy with the progress since 1989.

The two things that bother me are: 1. The size of the AF (100 thousand is not enough
for a country size of Poland). 2. Lack of proper Territorial Defence.

The second point is more important than the first one. We can keep a small, professional
army, as long as we have a strong, mass territorial defence. We should concentrate on that
at the moment.

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Oct 15, 10, 20:23 #10

This is a big joke and you shouldn't have even posted anything like this. Polish Army is in a sad state, it desperately needs new weapons, this wouldn't happen surely not now. Our Air Force bought 48 F-16 which are already obsolete, should have just waited a few years and bought F-35 a much better investment, armor, apart from buying (at half price or quarter price) 128 Leopard 2s from Germany no other tanks have been purchased, 895 Patria ACP and AFVs was the only serious purchase by the land forces. Navy is building it's own corvettes Gawron class at a large cost, it would have been cheaper to just buy from foreign sources. Bumar the national arms seller, doesnt have any foreign contracts, yet smaller private companies like WB Electronics are selling systems, to the U.S Army, Afghanistan, China etc.

jonniThreads: 26 Posts: 4,181 Joined: Nov 27, 07 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 20:25 #11
convex: Will there be a victory parade? Yes, but they'll pretend they didn't invite themselves.

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Oct 15, 10, 20:28 #12
@Pennboy - you're a defeatist. However, we have completely owned BOTH Russia and Belarus, so you're not able to ruin my mood today! ;) @jonni - don't you start know!

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Edited by: convex Oct 15, 10, 20:35 #13

Torq:

@Pennboy - you're a defeatist. However, we have completely owned BOTH Russia and Belarus,
so you're not able to ruin my mood today! ;)

And the national football team beat Brazil. Well, the guys in the blue shirts who were pretending to be Brazil...Down off that high horse! Need more fear, not optimism.

Torq:

The second point is more important than the first one. We can keep a small, professional
army, as long as we have a strong, mass territorial defence. We should concentrate on that
at the moment.

Train everybody in guerrilla warfare. Poland will never be able to challenge Russia in conventional warfare. Urban guerrilla warfare seems to work great against an occupation force (see Iraq). And if the Ruskies aren't occupying and just want you gone, it doesn't matter because they're sitting on the largest nuclear stockpile in the world.

But, this news is incredible. It comes on the heels of Russia and Belarus successfully invading Poland last year!

ZIMMYThreads: 10 Posts: 2,353 Joined: Feb 21, 09 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 20:43 #14
AdamKadmon: So that's the way the Polish battered husbands compensate their frustration? Torq: All the wars in history were started by battered husbands who just wanted to get away from their violent wives :) LOL

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Oct 15, 10, 21:11 #15
convex: if the Ruskies aren't occupying and just want you gone, it doesn't matter because they're sitting on the largest nuclear stockpile in the world. Which means we should get our own nukes, as soon as possible. I've been saying this for years. If Israel, Pakistan or France can have them...

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Edited by: Bratwurst Boy Oct 15, 10, 21:33 #16

Torq:

Which means we should get our own nukes, as soon as possible. I've been saying this for years.

Well...in a Russia-goes-mad-scenario they won't help I fear. Russia will still live on even after all nukes Poland has got fired, it's big enough. Poland (and Germany btw.) on the other hand will be only radioactive glowing, molten earth.

What we need is an invisible energy shield like the Enterprise has big enough to cover whole countries...deflecting all missiles (with the possible option to throw them back where they came from)

Now THAT would be real protection...

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Oct 15, 10, 21:35 #17

Bratwurst Boy:

Well...in a Russia-goes-mad-scenario they won't help I fear. Russia will still live on even after all nukes Poland has got fired, it's big enough. Poland (and Germany btw.) on the other hand will be only molten earth.

The thing about nuclear weapons, and you should know this... Their being there is enough to prevent conflict. Why do you think the cold war was only fought through proxies and never had Soviet armor roll through the Fulda gap? There's a reason, and they're called minutemen...

Bratwurst BoyThreads: 11 Posts: 14,563 Joined: Apr 2, 07 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 21:37 #18
convex: Their being there is enough to prevent conflict. If those guys having the buttons stay sane and rational that is.

convexThreads: 46 Posts: 7,185 Joined: Nov 25, 09 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 21:42 #19
Bratwurst Boy: If those guys having the buttons stay sane and rational that is. It doesn't really matter if it's conventional or nuclear. MAD keeps wars from happening. If someone decides to push the button, they would have been crazy enough to use their conventional forces to kill the same amount of people.

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Oct 15, 10, 22:04 #20

Torq:

Ladies and gentlemen - HURRRRRAAAH! It is my pleasure to inform you that forces of Wislandia
(Poland) have won a crushing defeat over the evil invaders from Monda (Belarus) and Baria
(Russia). The war lasted two weeks and the invasion from the sea, Kaliningrad district and Brest
area was repelled.

It was a mild revenge for Belarusian and Russian combat exercise a few moths ago in which Poland was the main enemy.

I hope you knew about it before you started ridiculing Anaconda.

convexThreads: 46 Posts: 7,185 Joined: Nov 25, 09 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 22:06 #21
pawian: It was a mild revenge for Belarusian and Russian combat exercise a few moths ago in which Poland was the main enemy. I'd say the Russians made a bit more of an impact by starting the thing off with a big nuclear bang in their exercise...

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Oct 15, 10, 22:07 #22
pawian: I hope you knew about it before you started ridiculing Anaconda. It's "Anakonda" not "Anaconda", and where did I ridicule it???

pawianThreads: 90 Posts: 5,399 Joined: May 30, 08 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 22:13 #23
Torq: It's "Anakonda" not "Anaconda", Come on, be reasonable. :):):) Torq: and where did I ridicule it??? The whole first post of yours is packed with blatant tongue in cheek irony. Now you are going to deny it? :):):):)

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Edited by: Torq Oct 15, 10, 22:23 #24
pawian: Come on, be reasonable. :):):) I am reasonable. Polish maneuvers - Polish language, hence "Anakonda" not "Anaconda" :) pawian: The whole first post of yours is packed with blatant tongue in cheek irony. What you call "blatant tongue in cheek irony", I call "vivid patriotic elation with a bit of sense of humour." :)

PennBoyThreads: 157 Posts: 3,443 Joined: Dec 7, 08 ♂	Edited by: PennBoy Oct 15, 10, 22:24 #25
nah no Nukes needed, Poland needs a new leader who cares about the state of the military and the whole nation in general, a Pilsudski, Sobieski, Casimir the Great, or a Stefan Batory a Hungarian but did alot to improve the military and expand our eastern boundaries.

convexThreads: 46 Posts: 7,185 Joined: Nov 25, 09 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 22:30 #26
PennBoy: a Pilsudski, Sobieski, Casimir the Great, A military dictator?

Bratwurst BoyThreads: 11 Posts: 14,563 Joined: Apr 2, 07 ♂	Edited by: Bratwurst Boy Oct 15, 10, 22:48 #27
10 percent of the Germans wish for a strong leader too...nobody said it has to be a German...

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Edited by: Torq Oct 15, 10, 22:50 #28
Bratwurst Boy: 10 percent of the Germans wish for a strong leader and 90 percent want a weak one??? Bratwurst Boy: nobody said it has to be a German An Austrian would be OK too, eh? ;)

PennBoyThreads: 157 Posts: 3,443 Joined: Dec 7, 08 ♂	Oct 15, 10, 22:55 #29
Bratwurst Boy: 10 percent of the Germans wish for a strong leader too Social Democrats in Germany say Merkels ratings are falling cause she and the "weirdo" (as they put it) foreign minister care more about foreign policy issues than reviving the economy.

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Edited by: Bratwurst Boy Oct 15, 10, 23:54 #30

Torq:

An Austrian would be OK too, eh? ;)

What about a Pole this time, eh??? ;)

PennBoy:

Social Democrats in Germany say Merkels ratings are falling cause she and the "weirdo" (as they put it) foreign minister care more about foreign policy issues than reviving the economy.

I'm not sure what that is all about actually....there is nothing booming that much right now in
Germany as the economy. This lady did everything right so far it seems...

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