DSZ in Poland: Desperate German attempt to improve their genepool.

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Oct 2, 10, 11:01 #1

DSZ (Deutsche Samenzentrale) is desperately looking for sperm donors in Poland.
They are offering 3000 PLN a month (one donation a week is required) and one year
long contracts for all donors.

http://www.gazetalubuska.pl/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20101001/KOBIET A5/244231814

They are advertising in the Internet and local newspapers, hoping to attract Polish donors.
If you are interested in genetical conquest of Germany (they are conquering as economically,
so we can answer with our own invasion :)) contact Polish branch of Deutsche Samenzentrale
to learn more...

http://www.bank-nasienia.com/

SoftsongThreads: 6 Posts: 588 Joined: Sep 2, 07 ♀	Edited by: Softsong Oct 2, 10, 11:09 #2
Wait for BB to hear this! :-D

BolleThreads: 3 Posts: 226 Joined: Apr 29, 10 ♂	Oct 2, 10, 11:20 #3
Torq: offering 3000 PLN a month 3k for 4 samples / month?? That's a lot of money! There's gotta be something more in the fine print....

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Edited by: Torq Oct 2, 10, 11:25 #4
Bolle: 3k for 4 samples / month?? That's a lot of money! As I said, they're desperate. Bolle: There's gotta be something more in the fine print... I read the article in "Gazeta Lubuska" and it doesn't look like there is anything more. You have to be between 18 and 50, fill out the form, pass the sperm quality test and that's it.

southernThreads: 116 Posts: 10,955 Joined: May 17, 07 ♂	Oct 2, 10, 11:29 #5
Imagine the results if black Poles donate too.Anyway it seems that German women crave for polish sperm but not for the source.

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Oct 2, 10, 11:38 #6
southern: Imagine the results if black Poles donate too. Priests? I'm not sure if they are allowed to donate sperm.

southernThreads: 116 Posts: 10,955 Joined: May 17, 07 ♂	Oct 2, 10, 11:40 #7
Next generation of Germans will have high cheeks.But not due to red army victory.

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Oct 2, 10, 12:20 #8
southern: Next generation of Germans will have high cheeks. They will also have more Podolskis and Kloses. I expect German team to be unbeatable in about 20-25 years time :)

Wroclaw BoyThreads: 57 Posts: 5,478 Joined: Jul 3, 09 MEMBER ♂	Oct 2, 10, 12:23 #9
Torq: DSZ (Deutsche Samenzentrale) is desperately looking for sperm donors in Poland. They are offering 3000 PLN a month (one donation a week is required) and one year long contracts for all donors. Just tell me where to shoot.

mephiasThreads: 15 Posts: 812 Joined: Nov 14, 08 MEMBER ♂	Edited by: mephias Oct 2, 10, 12:26 #10
Torq: http://www.gazetalubuska.pl/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20101001/ KOBIET A5/244231814 Is this a trustable newspaper or a tabloid one Torq? If truth, I guess Polish men will wash the company... :)

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Edited by: Torq Oct 2, 10, 12:26 #11

Wroclaw Boy:

Just tell me where to shoot.

They are not advertising in Poland, hoping to get the highest quality genes, for some
Brit to apply and ruin the gene pool. They crave genuine, native Polish sperm, WB.

mephias:

Is this a trustable newspaper or a tabloid one Torq?

Very decent local newspaper. Nothing like a tabloid.

mephias:

I guess Polish men will wash the company... :)

You surely meant "flood"? ;)

BolleThreads: 3 Posts: 226 Joined: Apr 29, 10 ♂	Oct 2, 10, 12:33 #12
14. Jakie prawo chroni Dawców? Niestety w Polsce brakuje uregulowań prawnych dotyczących zapłodnienia pozaustrojowego. Niemieckie prawo chroni Dawców, dlatego Dawca zostaje zarejestrowany w niemieckim Banku Nasienia. My polish is a little rusty. So polish law doesn't protect the rights of the donor but german law does, so donors are registered in german databases?Something about privacy?

Wroclaw BoyThreads: 57 Posts: 5,478 Joined: Jul 3, 09 MEMBER ♂	Edited by: Wroclaw Boy Oct 2, 10, 12:35 #13
Torq: for some Brit to apply and ruin the gene pool. They crave genuine, native Polish sperm, WB. It was a joke Torq but cant say i blame your response, i wouldn't donate sperm to be used anonymously anyway its immoral. Besides the sneaky buggers may clone you.

IronsideThreads: 59 Posts: 6,786 Joined: Feb 26, 09 ♂	Oct 2, 10, 12:36 #14
Torq: DSZ (Deutsche Samenzentrale) is desperately looking for sperm donors in Poland. They are offering 3000 PLN a month (one donation a week is required) and one year long contracts for all donors. That want to become Aryans ? Do they know that origin of a higher percent of Germans is of Asiatic origin!

king polkakamonThreads: 1 Posts: 1,018 Joined: Dec 30, 09 ♂	Oct 2, 10, 13:24 #15
I forese great exports of vodka to Germany after 18 years.And they will not have to worry about foreign car thieves.

hague1cmaeronThreads: 21 Posts: 1,652 Joined: Mar 30, 10 ♂	Oct 2, 10, 13:33 #16
They should try recruiting in Russia, that way the character traits will be more compatible.

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Edited by: Torq Oct 2, 10, 13:44 #17

Anyway - I checked the comments under the article and it looks like the whole thing is a scam...

http://forum.gazetalubuska.pl/3-tys-zl-za-sperme-niemieckie-kliniki-ku sza-polakow-w-internecie-t60768/page__p__577216&#entry577216

http://diox.home.pl/wordpress/jak-zarobic-swoj-pierwszy-milion-korzyst ajac-z-banku-nasienia/2010/02-15/

http://www.wykop.pl/link/300345/csi-wykop-nie-daj-sie-nabrac-bank-nasi enia/

... "Gazeta Lubuska" should check their sources better before accepting an article for printing.

IronsideThreads: 59 Posts: 6,786 Joined: Feb 26, 09 ♂	Oct 2, 10, 14:15 #18
Torq: the whole thing is a scam... What about a Franz-Joseph loyalists ?

TorqThreads: 65 Posts: 4,024 Joined: Apr 10, 09 MEMBER ♂	Oct 2, 10, 14:18 #19
Ironside: What about a Franz-Joseph loyalists ? 100% genuine :)

Bratwurst BoyThreads: 11 Posts: 14,563 Joined: Apr 2, 07 ♂	Oct 2, 10, 14:45 #20
yawns and stretches wanders over to see what the huff is about reads re-reads reads again Hmm...why not? I always said we should merge anyhow! :)

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