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 Mar 25, 10, 12:27    #151
I remember that during my civil defence subject lessons in primary school teacher told the girls they should be careful while using the bathtub and sitting on the toilet after somebody, I think he mentioned swimming pools too..

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 Mar 25, 10, 12:29    #152
Yeah, hygiene is so important. I always wipe the toilet seat before using it at work. Swimming pools are that bit harder as you have to open your mouth sometimes.
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Edited by: Trevek  Mar 25, 10, 12:36    #153
JustysiaS:
it's crazy but many people believe it's actually possible. when i was at highschool the priest who taught us religia said once that us girls should test our boyfriends and their love by telling them we fell pregnant after swimming together and see what they do. the look on people's faces was more funny than this advice...

We had a teacher at secondary school who told a story of a girl who, when she got pregnant swore she was a virgin. It was later found she had an intact hymen. That said, I suppose a committed sperm doesn't need to use the entire rocket ship if it has another launch pad... (whatever that means).

I wonder if the subsequent colour of the baby reinforces the case.

Maybe she should just check that it's really sun-cream she's rubbing on.
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 Mar 25, 10, 13:03    #154
Trevek:
Maybe she should just check that it's really sun-cream she's rubbing on.

eew........
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 Mar 25, 10, 22:00    #155
I probably could make a lot of money by creating "Sperm-Off"; a placebo like substance that can be sprayed directly to the affected area to prevent pregnancy. Probably millions would believe in it.
HYSTERICAL  Apr 2, 11, 20:38    #156
Leave it to a polish mother to think her child is a saint and could do no wrong. And...to come up with something so utterly rediculous to avoid the obvious...even if it does make her sound like an uneducated simpleton!
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Edited by: Crow  Apr 2, 11, 20:58    #157
i am curious what would Polish mom say if her daughter suddenly declare during the diner: `i am in love with Serbian, i am pregnant and name of our son would be Ratko Racow`

mom would be very proud or would eventually died instantaneously from heart attack. No third option
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 Apr 2, 11, 20:58    #158
Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!


Listen, that sperm came out of something, and I say that something was a whuj attached to a man who was in pool at the same time.
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 Apr 2, 11, 21:03    #159
It's more about what the chuj was in, pool or not.
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 Nov 25, 11, 06:01    #160
JustysiaS:
ha ha priceless! how embarassing... mrs Kwiatkowska should just acknowledge the fact that her daughter is a little kur**


Pot calling the kettle black...


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