Parents Swearing in Polish - doesn't make any sense!!

I have parents who use very colourful language sometimes but when you stop to think about what they're actually saying... it make no sense.. either that or my polish is crap. Sometimes I think it isn't even in Polish...

Kurcze pieczone ( don't know about the spelling) Sounds to me like baked chicken!!

Yes.

Then why would they say that? It must sound similar to something else... like saying "oh..fiddlesticks" lol

This is soft swearing.

Veeeeeeeery soft, actually it's even hard to say it swearing ...

Well, come to think of it, my mum only says that - maybe it's more of a lady-like thing to say

Kurka wodna ! :)

or Motyla Noga!

Look at this (comments too):

polskidlapolakow.blox.pl/2007/02/15-najbardziej-obciachowych-wy lgaryzmow-wedlug.html
:)

I love listening to my parents trying to swear in english! They don't appreciate it when they're going off and you just end up laughing.... dickhet... sonofabeach....

Typical "older" curses: (...which literally translated, sound weird!)

Psiakrew!! = Blast!, Sonnnofab_ _ _ _ h! ("dog's blood")
Cholera! = Dammit! ("cholera")
Psiakrew bydlo! = Same as "psiakrew" ("dog's blood", "cattle")

Marek