Paul_D: Polish members of my team.

Hi everyone.
I am a manufacturing team leader. In my team I have 2 Polish women. I am attempting to learn Polish as I would like to know what they are saying when they say something to me in Polish then start to laugh. However I am finding the pronunciation very hard to grasp - though I have picked up a few words. Any help would be greatly appreciated and I am willing to start at primary school level if I have to.

Oh, I know what they are saying to you, Paul, but I rather not mention that in public as there are minors watching, but I will give you a hint: it has something to do with the frontend of the male genitalia.

MG (no worries, always glad to help)