Pick up lines - the Polish style

What are the best or worst pick up line(s) you have heard or used?


This one was told to me recently,

Why don't we forget about playing Doctor, lets play gynecologist.

That's awful! A fast track way of getting a slap I reckon.

(By the way, I think there was a thread like this one already somewhere)

:-)

Do you have a map?
I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

This is what I heard from a guy in Poland trying to pick me up: I've been working in a meat plant for so many years, but I've never seen a leg like that!

Is that baby oil on your forehead?
Because you shine like an angel.

That's true..If a man said that to a woman, here in the uk, he would be talking in a high-pitch voice for a few days. :)

There used to be one, I think its been deleted though

Are you Polish?

Is that a pick-up line or are you hitting on sledz?

he's asking everyone that question, it must be day release from the funny farm today

Krysia u normally get a slap for that pick up line....lol

Hey baby are those space pants?

Cause your A_ss is out of this world...lol

i got slapped for this ones many years ago,
have any polish in you i asked the girl.....

would you like some more?

My ex-boyfriend is a fertility doctor. When we first met his pick up line was, "I'd have no trouble getting you impregnated!"

Btw, the pick up line topic thread already exists. It was already created by a forum member named bubbles.

i said this on a different thread,

Guy "did you know that 93% of women masturbate in the shower?
Girl "no..blablabl"
Guy "do you know what the other 7% do?"
girl "i have no idea"
Guy "well you must be one of the 93% who do it in the shower"

:D

For me the best compliment to a girl is the line ''are you from Poland?''

cheeeeeeeesssy, hand me bucket!!! :D;)

OMG pg have all those been tried on you? Hope you didn't not fall for too many of those old chestnuts.. lol

Could you translate them into Polish..haha only joking, there too cheesy, even for me :))

lol....no way...i found them online....

I'm going out tonight. If any guy has the nerve to tell me any of those pick uplines, he'll be walking around with a high-pitched voice! Lol!

hehehe....

have fun beckski! and be careful girl :D

Very powerful pick up line.''Do you floss before or after toothbrush?''

be gentle sister

The all time classic.''Nice shoes.Wanna f#ck?''

It is real story.A guy told me he saw a serbian girl,approached her and by the time he was about to talk to her froze and could not think of anything.So he asked her:Hi,I find you very attractive.How about a f#ck?''And the girl answered to him:''I want that too.Please take me from behind.''
This is real luck.

No, this is a transvestite !!!!

I had a guy come up to me at a cafe and told me " what would you say if I ripped all your colthes off right now?" , lets just say my hot coffee accidentally fell on his lap accidentally.

Do you have any polish in you? ...

Would you like some?

I know it's bad.

A guy I know takes advantage of an illness.


He asks: "I have diabetes, can I have your number?"

A guy with sex on his mind approaches a blond woman in the coffee shop.
HE: Fcuk me if I'm wrong. But is your name Wilhelmina?

Technically, he's supposed to get lucky.