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miranda
  Nov 24, 07, 20:19  #31

Quoting: szkotja2007
No, this is a transvestite !!!!

ha, ha, ha.........

 
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dtaylor
  Nov 25, 07, 12:11  #32

theres 10pence, go phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight:P

 
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Lilu
  Nov 26, 07, 00:05  #33

Quoting: dtaylor
theres 10pence, go phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight:P

Ha ha ha has that worked? lol

 
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EraAtlantia
  Sep 5, 08, 20:17  #34

"are you staring at my bicep!?"........thats it, it shows assertiveness ....

 
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beckski
  Sep 5, 08, 20:45  #35

When I had taken my aluminum cans to a recycling center, a homeless man asked me, "Do you come here often?" I told him, only when I've accumulated enough cans to recycle.

 
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LondonChick
  Sep 6, 08, 04:50  #36

beckski:

When I had taken my aluminum cans to a recycling center, a homeless man asked me, "Do you come here often?" I told him, only when I've accumulated enough cans to recycle.



Quality :D

 
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croatian
  Sep 7, 08, 23:46  #37

here's a stupid one: "i'm not a gynecologist, but I can check"

haha

 
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Softsong
Edited by: Softsong  Sep 7, 08, 23:53  #38

Someone told me that he overhead a guy in a bar asking what he could do to get in her pants.

She said, "Nothing, I already have one a-hole in there." LOL

 
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zoogle
  Sep 8, 08, 00:07  #39

"Do you want to lay down? You must be tired from running through my mind all day"

 
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frenchboy
  Sep 9, 08, 15:38  #40

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

My names frenchboy...remember that, you'll be screaming it later

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

 
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Seanus ♦ GOLD MEMBER
  Sep 9, 08, 15:45  #41

Nice legs...what time do they open? That's a classic!!

The love at first sight one was priceless too.

I have none like that. I just made one up. You had sausage and eggs for breakfast? Well, here's ur second portion.... (Poles understand this better, jajka lol)

Yeah, I know, I'm a very amateurish joke teller. Then again, I don't need pick up lines so i guess the laugh is on the saddos who use them

 
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frenchboy
  Sep 9, 08, 15:54  #42

lol dude i dont really use them im just a born flirt i know what too say too the ladys it works well

 
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jbman
  Sep 9, 08, 15:56  #43

hi im new here, can you show me the direction to town center.( after explaining) and what did u say ur number was

 
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Seanus ♦ GOLD MEMBER
  Sep 9, 08, 15:58  #44

Sorry dude, I wasn't implying that u used them, I hope. They are funny tho, for the brave and humble

 
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frenchboy
  Sep 11, 08, 10:18  #45

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you.


I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

 
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EraAtlantia
  Sep 22, 08, 21:48  #46

this one never works - "grab your jacket sweetheart, you've just scored"!!!

this one will make them giggle and then never work- "can i ask you a serious question, very serious, k, and i just want a straight answer, seriously, k, no messing but.......do you come here often?"

 
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Dekameron
  Sep 22, 08, 21:56  #47

"I could not help but notice your giant boobs, could i please screw you in a toilet ?"

Also if she's a young mother.

"Say you love me or the kid dies."

 
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glamrockxx
  Sep 22, 08, 22:30  #48

Dekameron:

"Say you love me or the kid dies."


That's horrid!!

 
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Dekameron
  Sep 23, 08, 00:51  #49

glamrockxx:

That's horrid!!

Only if she refuses.

 
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rdywenur
  Sep 23, 08, 18:32  #50

You boys better stay your side of the pond cause with lines like those you'll be paddling up stream without any oars for ever. They only work for laugh in films. I'm hearing moans and groans and they're not from getting lucky ;P

 
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Hueg
  Sep 23, 08, 18:36  #51

with lines like those you'll be paddling up stream

I'm smiling really it's just all the botox. :)

 
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glamrockxx
  Sep 23, 08, 19:57  #52

I don't suppose these lines actually work, do they? =p

I find pick-up lines hilarious!

 
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Dekameron
  Sep 24, 08, 00:30  #53

rdywenur:

You boys better stay your side of the pond cause with lines like those you'll be paddling up stream without any oars for ever. They only work for laugh in films. I'm hearing moans and groans and they're not from getting lucky ;P

Not at all, just go up to a girl with a blood covered baseball bat and tell her "i like your smile" she's bound not to say no.

 
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frenchboy
  Sep 24, 08, 01:12  #54

''i like cherrys can i have yours ''
dudes it will only work if the chicks a virgen

 
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Dekameron
  Sep 25, 08, 09:33  #55

frenchboy:

''i like cherrys can i have yours ''
dudes it will only work if the chicks a virgen

I'm 200% certain that you never ever had a woman and your sexual experiences do not venture beyond masturbation, its painfully apparent.

 
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zip3
  Sep 27, 08, 17:06  #56

I really think that pick up lines don;t work. Just be upfront and honest..tell the lady what you really think of her...be different or should I say original. get to know each other better and discover true love!

 
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Brit
  Nov 17, 08, 13:51  #57

The pick up line that we can see in evidence on here and one used time and time again successfully with Polish girls is;

“I think Indian and Polish culture is very similar?” Lol, what a load of Bolloxs, but the girls love it apparently!

 
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kman67
  Nov 18, 08, 10:10  #58

How did a thread that contained bad pickup lines degenerate into this?

Anyway - back to the central point of this thread:

- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (an oldie but a goodie)

- How would you like to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?

 
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kman67
  Nov 18, 08, 10:17  #59

miranda:

All those frustrated men who cannot get a Polish woman.


I got one! I call her wife, lol...

 
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miranda
  Nov 18, 08, 10:19  #60

kman67:

I got one! I call her wife, lol...

you call her your wife or she is your wife;)

 
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