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kman67
  Nov 18, 08, 10:34  #61

miranda:

you call her your wife or she is your wife;)


Both! I called her "wife" our wedding reseption as a joke and it stuck. I alternate between "Sweetie" and "Wife". She calls me Sweetie too, but if she calls me by my first name, I know that I'm in trouble, lol!

 
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miranda
  Nov 18, 08, 10:35  #62

kman67:


Both! I called her "wife" our wedding reseption as a joke and it stuck. I alternate between "Sweetie" and "Wife". She calls me Sweetie too, but if she calls me by my first name, I know that I'm in trouble, lol!

didn't you just have a baby ?

 
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kman67
Edited by: kman67  Nov 18, 08, 10:35  #63

Patrycja19:

does she go along with it consiously? or unconsiously?


She goes along with it. She actually liked it when I said it the first time...

miranda:

didn't you just have a baby ?


Yup! He's 2 months old now and smiling all the time (unless he is hungry that is... When he's hungry, he turns into the child from hell)

 
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Lotnik767
  Nov 18, 08, 11:02  #64

Hey sweetie! Did you fall from haven? Because you look an angle! lol

 
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time means
  Nov 18, 08, 11:45  #65

"get your coat love,you`ve pulled"

 
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Daisy
  Nov 18, 08, 11:49  #66

time means:

get your coat love,you`ve pulled"

usually ends in a slap in the face

 
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polishgirltx [Moderator]
  Nov 18, 08, 11:51  #67

Lotnik767:

Hey sweetie! Did you fall from haven? Because you look an angle! lol


that's old and lame...lol

Daisy:

usually ends in a slap in the face

dostałby li¶cia i by sie skończyło...
;)

 
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time means
  Nov 18, 08, 11:53  #68

Daisy:

usually ends in a slap in the face

how about " i like my bacon crispy in the morning"?

 
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Daisy
  Nov 18, 08, 12:06  #69

time means:

" i like my bacon crispy in the morning"?

I hear hospital food has improved

 
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miranda
  Nov 18, 08, 12:36  #70

Patrycja19:

gunt? are you having constipation problems again?

I said it before and I will say it again: fibre!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy:

I hear hospital food has improved

you kill me:)

 
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dcchris
Edited by: dcchris  Nov 18, 08, 12:53  #71

is it hot in here or is it just me? oh i'm sorry its you (of course I would never say this...)

 
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polishgirltx [Moderator]
  Nov 18, 08, 12:59  #72

dcchris:

(of course I would never say this...)

they all say that...lol

 
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time means
  Nov 18, 08, 14:16  #73

Daisy:

I hear hospital food has improved

lol the kitten has sharp claws :-)

 
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Cardno85
  Nov 19, 08, 05:54  #74

"You pure want the boaby...dont ye?"

That doesn't really work outside of Glasgow though.

 
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kman67
  Nov 19, 08, 07:07  #75

Believe it or not, someone I did this to actually became my girlfriend. So let me paint a picture...

She was a friend of a friend that I had never met or talked to before and I was at a party. I had also spent my afternoon assembling some IKEA furniture and had a screw left over that I put in my pocket without thinking (you are always plus or minus one thing every time you buy something from IKEA). At the party while trying to find my cigarette lighter in my pocket, I came upon the screw.

I walked up to the girl and said "Hey! You wanna screw?" And as she looked at me and I saw the anger building in her eyes, I gave her the screw from my pocket and walked away. She followed me laughing and I had a date with her by the end of the night...

 
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croatian
  Nov 20, 08, 23:12  #76

krysia:

This is what I heard from a guy in Poland trying to pick me up: I've been working in a meat plant for so many years, but I've never seen a leg like that!



haha what a classy guy!!!

 
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dj_zabkaPL
  Nov 20, 08, 23:32  #77

polishgirltx:

dostałby li¶cia i by sie skończyło...
;)



little feisty girl.. eeej.. LOL . I like that.. ;p

 
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dj_zabkaPL
Edited by: dj_zabkaPL  Nov 25, 08, 23:50  #78

Siema, nazywam sie Pilot i mam duze jajca... a ty jak masz na imie?

 
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