pipka - stoj - phonetic spelling/polish spelling

hi to all!
i am from wisconsin, usa. i am interested in the polish language and polish culture. i am 52 1/2 years old and have always liked languages but i don't know any polish (yet) other than a few slang words and phrases which i couldn't begin to spell in the polish alphabet. does anyone know of a good site where i can submit phonetically spelled words and find the translation? for example, (and my apologies to those with tender ears): Peepka Stoy-yay peas no neema. i would like to know the polish spelling of this phrase.
thanks!
joan4th

that could be stój



jej?



nie ma perhaps

Do you know what this phrase means?

i think it means, "i've got a hard on and nowhere to put it"

PERHAPS- PRAWDOPODOBNIE

"Pipka" is one of numerous Polish vulgar words for the female sexual organ, "cunt" - but it is also used just for "girl". The first part of the phase is probably "pipka, stój" = "girl, stop". The last word is probably "nie ma" = "there is/are not (any)" or "he/she/it does not have". "Jej", mentioned above, may mean "her" (possessive meaning or dative), and the whole phrase "jej nie ma" would mean "she is not here". But "jej" is also an exclamation similar to the English "geez"; it comes from "Jezus" the same as "geez" from "Jesus".

"Peas no" is hard to guess (it may even be "piz(d)ną" = "they will hit" in Silesian dialectal of Polish), especially that the sentence does not seem to be either grammatically correct or literary. It is rather vulgar, slang, and it is hard to say what it means unless you have a recording of it :-)

If "pipka" is a vulgar term then I'd like to know your opinion about the word "pizda" :/

Perhaps is być może. Prawdopodbnie is likely or probable