Please translate short passage to English "a co ci mam pisac"

siemanko,
a co ci mam pisac?
roche odpoczalem!a jak Ty sie bawisz?w ogole zyesz jescze?nie zapilas
sie>hehe jak z krisem?wygralem juz?
afery z chrisem na porzadku dziennym, wczoraj poszlo o fajki bo
bylismy u niego na filmie ,bo zawinal projektor i ogladalismy chujowy
horror :D, i zawinal mi 2 pety a mialam malo.no nic no.
w oigle tesknisz za mna?czemu tak piszesz ze"co mam Ci pisac?"
nie bylo to za mile...ale coz. juz chba jestem do tego przyzwyczajony...
baw soe dobrze!byle z usmiechem!cocodzambo i do przodu!!!

:D

I got some of it...but I need help....

tell him to message you in english then

Thanks for your help! but if I did that I would be able to understand less!

airheaded slang is not my forte, but here's what I get (quick and not exact)


what's up?
what should I write?
I've rested up a little, and how are you (having a good time)? are you even still alive?
did you get drunk? what about kris? did I win yet?
problems with chris are nothing new, yesterday it was about cigarettes cause we were at his place for a movie cause he wrapped up (stole?) a projector and we watched a really awful (lit: dicky) horror movie and he took two of my smokes and I didn't have much, but it's nothing, so.
do yo miss me at all? Why do you write "What should I write you?" that wasn't very nice ... but whatever. I'm should be used to it by now, have a good time, keep smiling, cocodzambo(???) and onward!

"Coco Jambo" - a stupid song (1996, by Mr. President) quite popular some years ago.

I was in Poland for all of 1996 but it didn't ring a bell so I was off to youtube .... uh oh, there it is (brrrrrrrrrr) I'd always kind of confused it with that awful Ace of Base song. I didn't need to know they were different.

in revenge:

youtube.com/watch?v=ZCrmkP_HJEQ