Ok, the form of what you've written is quite difficult, because it seems a little elevated. Let's give it a try. Would be good if you got a second opinion on that afterwards
Trylogia, ktorą wszyscy ci obdarzeni wzrokiem powinni przejrzeć.
(Ta, w ktrórej trakcie czytania, przeżyłem psychotyczny epizod.. Myślałem, że jestem Lyrą. Jaki wstyd.)
Uściski i Buziaki.
Funny, I seem to not be able to translate "Lots of love". something's not right.
a famous psychotin drunken... I skipped the first and the last, because I don't know how to phrase that.