Polish/German/Russian relations

What? To slow down what?

Prana

Because they were like you Bratwurst Boy.....''Brainwashed''.....and just for the record.. the Russians had as much problems from the HJ getting into Berlin as we did in France!

Now that is funny:

LOL

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene we must cut it off."

The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing."

The German replied, "Ya, that vill not be a problem."

A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, "Well, could drop it over England like you did last time."

"Ya, that will be done," says the German.

The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, "Well, could you do the same as before."

The German replies, " ya."

The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. "Well," begins the Brit, "could you just..."

The German snapped, "No! We think you are trying to escape!."

Beleidige die Österreicher ned Piefke. :)

Ja gut...Berg-Deutsche sind auch nich die erste Wahl für einen Preussen...aber die Bayern sind noch schlimmer! :)

lol

das kannste laut sagn.

Another one...LOL....it's so right:

A little boy and his father are listening to the Fuhrer's speech on the radio as Germany declares war on the USA. The boy asks his father where the USA is. The father takes down a globe and runs his hand across the USA, saying "All of this area of North America, son".

The boy looks at the globe and asks "and where is the British Empire?". The father indicates Britain, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and India on the globe.

"I see", said the boy. "And where is Russia?" The father showed him the sprawling mass of the USSR on the globe. The boy's eyebrows furrowed with concentration.

"And where is Germany?", he asks. His father points at the area of central Europe where the Reich is located. The boy looks very concerned and says "Dad, has Hitler seen this?"

ROFL:

"A veteran Polish Spitfire pilot from WW2 was interviewed on the BBC.

BBC: Were you ever shot down during air combat?

Pole: Oh yes, a Fokker once shot my Spitfire to shreds, but I bailed out, and lived on to fight another day..

BBC: Was it a Focke-Wulf 190, one of the best German fighters ever produced?

Pole: Hell no, this Fokker was a Messersmidt.."

It was not an ally just burden, the same as in nato! What done italians in winter Stalingrad? The focus of oure break was pointed on the romanian divisions as a weakest.

*nods*

My god Bratwurst Boy....The Germans really do have a sense of humour after all!!!

How many Jews can a German fit in a Volkswaggon?

6,000,000.....2 in the front seat.......2 in the back seat....and rest in the ashtray!!
Heehee!!!

Why is Nato a burden Constantinek?

*snicker*

"2 jewish assasins set an ambush where hitler passes at miday everyday
they have everything,guns,bombs,panzerfausts,etc

it gets to 11.55 and 1 jew says to the other,get ready

it gets to 12.00 and no sign of hitler...

they mutter to themselves and by now its 12.10

until finally it gets to 12.20 and one of the jews says to the other "he is late,hope nothing has happened to him"

Actually there was a very important battle the Russians won at this period of war.It was the battle for Moscow in 1941 when the german army faced the possibility of a total destruction.(How it managed to survive the winter of 1942 and the soviet counterattack is one of the greatest achievements in military history).
Americans also managed to stop the germans in Tebetha despite the big losses.
The El Alamein battle was won due to the 800 brand new Sherman tanks the americans offered to the 8th english army between the June and September of 1942.Rommel managed to defeat the british in Tobruk although he had less soldiers(only 100.000 were german) and less tanks(only 400 german) and less planes than the british.Very few armies have advanced when the enemy has superior air power.One was the Africa corps against the british.Only 4 german divisions against 12 english,new Zealand and canadian.

The americans ho landed in Omaha had 6.000 casualties in 3 hours due to german mashine guns.English troops faced no resistance at all at Sword and the other places they arrived.Kaen was supposed to be occupied by day 3 after D-day and the british managed to take it over only in August after 2 months of battles against the german PanzerSS divisions.The americans in the same tme managed to encircle the german troops and so the latter had to retry from France to avoid total annihilation.The panzer divisions which fought against the english in Caen had already lost 50-60% of their tanks due to heavy bombardment from american Mustangs P51 on their way to Caen.
They came there after 20 days route but the bristish had not managed to penetrate the front.

You forget to mention that 9th and 10th Panzer divisions were there to relax after the big battles in Normandy and the retreat in France where they lost almost all of their ammunition.They almost had no tanks and they were totally unprepared for the operation.They just happened to be there by luck.
On the other hand the Arnem operation was very carefully planned by the english who wanted to bring a quick end to the war.They sent for it their best troops and had absolute air superiority.

The english delayed the rapid movement of Patton who wanted to encircle the germans in Sicely.The germans managed to get to Italy from Sicely without any losses because the english did not advance fast enough.
They landed to Italy in August 1943 and needed 1 full year to conquer Rome,300 km away.They mrached 300 km in one year the slowest advance in history,Italy proved to be the worst choice,a place without any strategic interest where the ground morphology allowed very few germans to defend effectively.
Stalin proposed the Normandy operation since 1942.English constantly delayed it.Americans wanted to do it in 1943,the english said no,and then said maybe in 1946 or later.Americans became so angry,they threatened the british in order to put an end to the war.Churchill wanted to land in Balkans,not in Normandy but Stalin forbid it to him.He said Balkans will be a political operation,the military operation is in Normandy.
When the germans moved forces from the eastern front to France to fight the allies,the Russians managed to crash them completely.(25 german divisions destroyed in eastern front in the russian offensive of June-July 1944,the russian troops enter the polish borders).

Personally, I don't like to generalise and I don't feel any anger or anything to Russians and Germans(ok, Russians aren't my fav nation ;P). And I think that we shouldn't say bad things about ppl if we don't know them, but unfortunatelly poles aren't the most tolerant nation ;P, although I think they like Germans more. ;]

Southern.

I carn't be bothered to argue anymore about it!.....I stand by everything I have already said, so you'll just have to take my word for it......The slowness was caused by a complete mismatch in the quality of troops the brits had to face compared to the Americans....All of the German counter Attacks against the western Allies i'e Mortaine, Ardennes etc were directed towards the Americans, because they saw them as the ''week link'' in the line........but your right about Italy....with the mountain ranges and endless river crossings it wasn't a good choice!!

The Poles like Germans?

I think they like them more than Russians. ;P Besides, lots of Poles go to Germany for work or to their families, so yeah, i think so. ;] And don't forget that germany is poland's neighbour and it's more... modern? :P i mean, every country on the west side from poland is more developped, etc. So that's also a reason why poles like germans. ;]

I disagree. In my opinion Poles like more Russians than Germans. The reasons: similar culture, language and sense of humor, they’re good drinking companions etc. Poles always come to terms with Russians. Especially people from eastern Poland don't like Germans. The reasons: they look down on others, cultural differences between Poles and Germans etc. Poles don't like Russia but not Russians. That's difference.

I disagree. In my opinion Poles like more Russians than Germans. The reasons: similar culture, language and sense of humor, they’re good drinking companions etc. Poles always come to terms with Russians. Especially people from eastern Poland don't like Germans. The reasons: they look down on others, cultural differences between Poles and Germans etc. Poles don't like Russia but not Russians. That's difference.

Admin. Any chance of a ban?

Thanks

Why? Why, realy?

Old Slavs already lived in some kind of Unity- tribal confederation (Sarmatian period and Great Moravia) and, that Unity wasn’t destroyed from inside but, due to Greek, Roman, Teuton and Hun actions. Slavic history is painful but also full of examples of mutual Slavic solidarity.

Similar as with Great Moravia was with Yugoslavia- last attempt of Slavic Unity. Germany (decedents of Teutons!) interferes and cut process of political dialogue between Yugoslav republics and Civil War started. Germany is even most responsible foreign factor for antagonistic relation between Serbs and Croats, to be precise- German hegemonistic and imperialistic intentions, aggressive germanization, collaboration between German and Turkish state in order to divide Balkan between them and to weak Slavic element in the region, etc.

:)



You took the world on only because the west helped you to regain strength after the WWI. Actually regaining your strength after WWII also happened because the help from the west. Poland never experienced such a generous aid... Well not until 1 may 2004. :)

As for the second part of your post check the names of:

Stanisław Żółkiewski (1547 – 1620)

he won major military victories against Russia, Sweden, the Ottoman Empire and Tatars. My favorite performance made by him is Battle of Klushino, where 6 000 Poles under his command defeated 40 000 Russian army.

Jan Karol Chodkiewicz (ca.1560– September 24, 1621)

Famous Polish-Lithuanian military commander. My favorite performance made by him will have to be battle of Chocim in 1621 where 40 000 Poles and Cossacks under his command managed to defend the fortress from 100 000 - 150 000 Turks. (some sources say abut 200 000 Turks)

Stanisław Koniecpolski (1590/1594[1] – 11 March 1646)

Battle of Martynow, where 25 000 poles won over 60 000 Tatars.

Jan III Sobieski (17 August 1629 - 17 June 1696)


The "Lion of Lehistan." Most famous for the battle of Vienna 1683 - 70 000 Holy League soldiers against almost 140 000 Turks.

ok, it's late and there are still many brilliant polish military strategist like Czarniecki, Zamoyski, Dunin, Boleslaw The Brave, Boleslaw Krzywousty, etc... Check them out and then we can talk, because for the current moment you don’t seem to know what you are talking about. :)

Your jokes as you call them and your comments only prove what a sick person you are. Your pride in the deaths your grandfathers generation caused only proves that you are a weak member of your nation, here is why: Only a very low form of being would take pride in murder and laugh at murder. And you are right it took many nations to band together and rise up to defeat Germany, but they did. they found your nation so abhorrent they put aside differences and joined to erase the abomination which you are so proud of so sick and disgusting and outright cowardly were the german people who did nothing to stop the murder of innocents old and young, sometimes and very often infants are you proud of that? what sick mind could dash a babies skull against a wall and feel pride at a good deed done. Compassion is the true measure of a master race feeling for the weak and the desire to help mankind to elevate the spirit and the mind is the yardstick people use to measure greatness not cruelty and murder. So you dig yourself deeper and deeper with you proud tales of Nazi Germany you only prove you are a lower form of life and if you exemplify what a German is (and I don't believe you do) you bring your whole nation and people down to the lowest form of humanity.

I think that anyone who would use Germany's past as a way of boasting, must have severe inferiority issues. That is sad and so desperate.

Or maybe Bratwirst is just pissed off about the German condom thread.......

You know BratBoy, name calling can get you banned on this forum.
I don't appreciate you calling G names like that.
You need to watch your manners.